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I regret to inform you all that I have come to the decision to not only not longer invite, but to outright ban The Learned Space Science Man from all future meetings of our Science Fiction and Fantasy Film Club. This decision does not come easily but I feel it is necessary for the continued longevity of our group. While I appreciate that some disagree with this move I would like to emphasize that this is based on several incidents that The Learned Space Science Man has caused since his entrance into the Science Fiction and Film Club.
-During our Alien/Aliens double feature he ate most of the snacks without chipping in or even contributing any snacks of his own as most members do. When this was brought up to him in a non confrontational manner he stared directly into the eyes of those who spoke to him about this and grabbed whatever snacks or small pets they had in their hands and ate them in front of them without breaking eye contact.
-At the Metropolis screening with live orchestra event The Learned Science Space Man lept at the screen and tried to, in his own words "get a handful of those robot tiddies" causing severe damage to the screen and a few instruments. His actions almost led us to being banned from Screen Artist Cinema had it not been for some smooth talking from Robert as well as some large donations from our group.
-During the Star Wars film festival, in which we watched all of the Star Wars films in chronological order in preparation for the Star Wars The Last Jedi The Learned Science Space Man offered several people a ride to the theater in his car only to not pick any of them up on the day of the event. When finally reached he claimed that he must have gotten the day wrong but then greeted those that did make it at the theater. I'll remind you that those tickets had to be bought in advance and a few members couldn't make it. Afterwards The Learned Science Space Man called those people he neglected to give rides to shout spoilers at them.
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while this move is appreciated it's very much overdue. i brought my concerns to the Club president after a particularly uncomfortable screening of Battlebots where the Learned Space Science Man made incredibly offensive and inappropriate remarks about the battle bot named Backlash. This resulted in a months-long editing war on the Battlebots Wiki where the Learned Space Science Man would consistently vandalize the page to refer to Backlash's spinning disc as a "spinning d--k," but he did not censor the word as I have done. My complaints at the time fell on deaf ears, and you'll forgive me if this too-little too-late sop you're throwing me doesn't inspire much confidence in Club leadership. You have much to do to regain our trust in the wake of the destruction that the Learned Space Science Man left behind him.
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Jan 1, 2020 17:47
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while this move is appreciated it's very much overdue. i brought my concerns to the Club president after a particularly uncomfortable screening of Battlebots where the Learned Space Science Man made incredibly offensive and inappropriate remarks about the battle bot named Backlash. This resulted in a months-long editing war on the Battlebots Wiki where the Learned Space Science Man would consistently vandalize the page to refer to Backlash's spinning disc as a "spinning d--k," but he did not censor the word as I have done. My complaints at the time fell on deaf ears, and you'll forgive me if this too-little too-late sop you're throwing me doesn't inspire much confidence in Club leadership. You have much to do to regain our trust in the wake of the destruction that the Learned Space Science Man left behind him.
I understand your concerns but those Wikipedia edits were not part of the group's activities so it was difficult for us to sanction what happened there.
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by sebmojo
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the Learned Space Science Man's jokes about my anus are intolerable
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The Learned Space Science Man knows full well that Data was never a baby, yet still he persists.
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At the Metropolis screening with live orchestra event The Learned Science Space Man lept at the screen and tried to, in his own words "get a handful of those robot tiddies" causing severe damage to the screen and a few instruments. His actions almost led us to being banned from Screen Artist Cinema had it not been for some smooth talking from Robert as well as some large donations from our group.
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Jan 2, 2020 04:29
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Although he is an avid Twitter user with a large international following I would like to dissuade all of our members from responding to The Learned Space Science Man's inflammatory tweets about the club. I really do think our best course of action is is to ignore it. He will eventually move on to something else.
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The Learned Space Science Man knows everything about gravitational waves but can’t pinpoint why it’s so funny when Tucker says “groovitation” like a surfer dude
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Jan 2, 2020 08:49
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Thank you for your continued concerns in this matter. We've all been effected. Myself included. The Learned Space Science Man burst into laughter when I proposed to my now ex girlfriend and kept gesturing to my crotch and making remarks about "particle physics". It's been a trying time for us all.
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when i asked the intoxicated learned space science man to stop explaining quantum physics at my oscar party he challenged me to a wrestling match, and because of that, i failed to see La La Land take their award.
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Jan 2, 2020 15:32
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by sebmojo
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i marked the Learned Space Science Man as one of those people who, as the saying goes, "can dish it out but can't take it," when at his very first meeting he took umbrage at Linda's ribbing suggestion that "boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider" and laid into her with an angry 20 minute diatribe about the benefits of space travel to the Bringer of Jollity and its many moons, discoursing at length about future mining operations there and the discovery of Jovian life. i must confess that as he spoke my mind went agog to consider the possibility of meeting some green-titted beauty within the occult caverns of Io, but there was no call to yell at Linda until he was purple in the face
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by sebmojo
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every month the Learned Space Science Man would suggest that the next Fantasy book we read be The Bible
every month he would laugh at his own joke until he was hoarse
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i marked the Learned Space Science Man as one of those people who, as the saying goes, "can dish it out but can't take it," when at his very first meeting he took umbrage at Linda's ribbing suggestion that "boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider" and laid into her with an angry 20 minute diatribe about the benefits of space travel to the Bringer of Jollity and its many moons, discoursing at length about future mining operations there and the discovery of Jovian life. i must confess that as he spoke my mind went agog to consider the possibility of meeting some green-titted beauty within the occult caverns of Io, but there was no call to yell at Linda until he was purple in the face
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i marked the Learned Space Science Man as one of those people who, as the saying goes, "can dish it out but can't take it," when at his very first meeting he took umbrage at Linda's ribbing suggestion that "boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider" and laid into her with an angry 20 minute diatribe about the benefits of space travel to the Bringer of Jollity and its many moons, discoursing at length about future mining operations there and the discovery of Jovian life. i must confess that as he spoke my mind went agog to consider the possibility of meeting some green-titted beauty within the occult caverns of Io, but there was no call to yell at Linda until he was purple in the face
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I met the Learned Space Science Man at one of your organizations' open houses, I have to say that I think it was a mistake to have him interact with prospective members such as myself. During the showing of Battlestar Galactica he was obviously masturbating under a coat anytime a cylon was on screen, and his constant misogynist jokes about ladies with "big asteroids" at the gathering were extremely inappropriate.
ty Saoshyant!
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