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A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Also in the whole history of Iran vs. the USA thing, the USA are absolutely the bad guys.

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A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Schadenboner posted:

Iran, the well-known supporters of (*checks notes*) ...Wahhabite militancy?

:confused:

Let me tell you how much your average American knows about the Middle East: they're all brown Muslims. That's it.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Oh that would be good. "He's a hero! We're going to have him out there to keep being a hero for us! And he loves it, he loves his country and loves fighting for it! I don't know why we let anyone retire from the military! If they loves the job, let's let them keep doing it! So that's what we're doing, we're not letting people retire anymore! And listen, folks, we're going to save so much money, so much. "

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
This administration is full of just the dumbest motherfuckers.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

colachute posted:

Where does this rank on the long rear end list of foreign policy blunders?

Only time will tell.

My vote is just slightly lower than the US ignoring letters from Ho Chi Minh in the early 20th century.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Flying_Crab posted:

https://twitter.com/LoriSaldanaSD/status/1213916288738721792?s=20 Shocking nobody, the GOP was racist as gently caress in their secret gerrymandering efforts in NC.

Man, I'm sure those 2A guys are going to do something about this tyrannical government.

Oh, wait, they're the same people doing that poo poo? Hmmmm.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
And then they hit the side of a giant space ship as it enters earth's atmosphere.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Slam-a-lam-a-randum.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Milo and POTUS posted:

I don't pet quislings.

Except Taz

Oh, you'll only pet the white dog eh?

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Dwanyelle posted:

Yeah, for you, good poo poo!

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

McNally posted:

Does Boeing count as "us?"

We have shot down Iranian passenger planes before, maybe Vlad said to try the Ukrainian ones too, he would know what shooting those down is like.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Mitch McConnell is a bigger threat to America and democracy than literally any other entity or person on earth.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
I can't wait for them to that over with. In what universe does that negatively affect anyone except the British?

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
And then you look at what the monarchy they're trying to separate themselves from has done over the past few hundred years and things get a little more muddied.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
We have de Gaulle to blame for the Vietnam War!

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
All militaries are chock full of the dumbest motherfuckers on earth, so the rule of thumb whenever any of them are involved is to blame incompetence before malice.

Granted, there are exceptions, generally when race is involved.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
I'm curious what the average reg date of the forums is.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Stop knocking on the drat door, I'm trying to draw a dick on the wall.

1SG said he needs to see your NODs.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
I was never issued a pistol, what are you talking about?

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Alright assholes, Private Moron here lost his PEQ-15 because Specialist Moron didn't think to check his battle buddy's tie-down. Now we get to do hands across America, and by "America" I mean the entire land nav course.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Chiefs and Seahawks, with the Chiefs winning, but this is the universe we live in so it'll probably be the Texans winning.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Missouri: where football goes to die.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Go Chiefs I guess.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
You're all discounting just how loving lovely the general US population is. I guarantee that Warren would get trounced by Trump, in no small part because she's a woman. I'll vote for whoever gets the nomination, but if it isn't Bernie get ready for another 4 years of complete idiocy.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Now let me say this as someone in the midwest: who the gently caress is Tom Steyer?

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Don't elect former military officers is a good rule of thumb to follow.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
That video of Stefan Molyneux complaining that he can't survive without his YouTube money, and that he can't go back to having a normal job because nobody would hire him because of the stuff he's said online was great.

Also Milo on that right wing version of Twitter or Facebook that they made that showed how many true followers people like him have, and it was something like that less than 20k as opposed to the "millions" on Facebook or Twitter.

A Bad Poster fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Jan 14, 2020

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Cum Town.

Also, just as a reminder, Joe Rogan convincing Elon Musk's dumb rear end to smoke weed on camera cost US taxpayers $5 million.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Yeah, the replies to that are pretty funny. These people are morons. It's not like it takes much time for whoever it is in their IT/HR/CS department to Google the guy and see what's up.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Specifically, it's because nobody is telling him any of the complaints that they hear, and he has himself surrounded by sycophants.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
You know what really cost Hillary the election? Hillary Clinton's stupid campaign staff.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Waiting for Putin to smash the button that flips the "Russia" sign over to the "USSR" sign.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
Unless you realize that he was right if he did say that, and that this is 100% not the race to run a woman in. If she's the candidate, I'll still vote for her, but holy poo poo would the general US population not go for it.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

hobbesmaster posted:

Thats not the craziest interpretation - a fine is part of the punishment for a crime after all. The implementation will likely be pretty bullshit however.

I think the intent of it was that being a convicted criminal does not take away your right to vote. Really nothing should aside from being incapable mentally, or denouncing citizenship. They include people in prisons on the census.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
So what you're telling me is that a lot of Americans people are ignorant morons. What news this is.

Edit: they should hold all of the primaries on the same day. The approach they have of staggering it is only damaging to democracy, as broken as the whole primary system is.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

B-b-but Iowan tears...

Lol.

I do agree that there should just be a national primary day though.


Move to Wyoming.

What are they going to do? Not vote at all? That'll help them. Or they'll all switch parties because the other side will go "oh we will give you your own special voting day and also an ice cream cake and a $10 off coupon to Cedar Point!"

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

Eh, I don't like the idea of murderers being able to vote but if there are enough people in jail to swing an election then your society has bigger problems

Hey guess what

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:

colachute posted:

how long before he tweets "TOTAL EXONERATION!!!" (again)?

EXONERATION
NO TWEETING
DON'T GIVE A gently caress IF I LEFT THE KURDS BLEEDING

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
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:dukedog:
It's because a drone costs several million and a couple of drone operators is only at most $800k in life insurance payouts plus their training costs.

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A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

orange juche posted:

Positional authority is the term for the person who is acting on behalf of the commander, sometimes it's coat tail riding sometimes it's legitimate. Depends on the situation really.

The difference is akin to your sibling saying "if you don't do this, I'm telling dad" and "dad told me to tell you to do this."

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