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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Supposedly one of the reasons LF stayed around as long as it did was due to the massive number of new users and the revenue they brought. How true that is I don’t know, but I expect C-SPAM is similar to LF in many ways.

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Icon Of Sin posted:

We’re still 2 minutes to midnight on the Doomsday Clock, per the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists.


https://thebulletin.org/doomsday-clock/current-time/

They’d be easier to listen to if they’d make use of the full dynamic range on that thing. It’s never been lower than 11:43pm and a couple of years ago they jammed it to 11:58 and will probably just leave it there forever.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



The Aardvark posted:

Lol amazing.

Lowtax set the forums to put everything behind the paywall and that busted something with logging in for some users.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Comrade Blyatlov posted:

How do you get 15 casualties when chemical weapons are involved?

Fart in an elevator.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Adversary gets on the phone then uses pictures and messages harvested from the phone to send targeted deepfake porn videos featuring the phone owner’s spouse or SO and someone else in the unit every 10 minutes nonstop for a week.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




Ahahaha I love this guy.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




gently caress that

The only Subaru I will ever own was an irredeemable shitpile that left me stranded on the side of the road six times in my final year of ownership.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



MA-Horus posted:

So, you could say...this car fucks?

It will rawdog anyone who buys it, yes.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



The fyad closure really broke a lot of people in ways I didn’t expect.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




Already gone

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Today's Tom Steyer, he gets high on you
And the space he invades, he gets by on you

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Retrowave Joe posted:

How mad do you think Trump is that he can’t do the same?

He can’t?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




He meant White Castle obviously.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



A Bad Poster posted:

EXONERATION
NO TWEETING
DON'T GIVE A gently caress IF I LEFT THE KURDS BLEEDING

yes

I wonder if turtle face is gong to try the power move of immediately calling for a vote to dismiss charges.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

Im gonna be honest, I'm really sad that demo dick doesn't have a spot in this administration.

What is that guy doing these days? Has to be security consulting or something if he’s not straight up retired.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Kesper North posted:

Were there any counterprotesters at all? I haven't seen pictures that seemed to show any. Did they successfully intimidate them all after one got killed last year?

There were apparently a few but predictably they got shouted down.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



If you see the Chinese government announce construction of “hygiene re-education camps” you’ll know it’s real.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Fallom posted:

I am embarrassed to see something so pathetic on DoS letterhead

I bet there are some real howlers from when he was at CIA.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



maffew buildings posted:

Yeah joking about seemingly idiotic Republucan types running for office dismissively has historically not worked out and may be shouldn't be viewed as side show, especially considering Pompeo would get on his end times kick and lock up 40% of the country based on their ideological approach to foreign policy

But how will he differentiate himself from Pence?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Acebuckeye13 posted:

"Do you think Americans care about Ukraine" is a very odd question to ask considering the president is currently being impeached over it.

Those are separate issues. America cares about the president. America doesn’t care about Ukraine.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



I feel like there’s a “serf and TERF” joke somewhere that I’m just not smart enough to find.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Eej posted:

https://twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/1221202053927702528?s=19

On the bright side I think most Toronto hospitals still have their SARS containment procedures printed out

On the Mr. Bright Side I hope the Killers play at the inevitable concert


Wu Han!! Got You All Infected

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



ded posted:

the los angeles ni---- i mean lakers


holy gently caress

How do you even loving do that? Watching a New York Knickerbockers game while talking into the mic?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



BigDave posted:

I wonder how far they're willing to ride that train.

"Senator, how do you respond to the President fondling a 10 year old at yesterday's education bill signing ceremony?"

They’ve already demonstrated that they’ll support kid fuckers with Roy Moore. Next question please.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



KirbyKhan posted:

Yeah, don't let nobody tell you she said Nakers or Knickers or whatever.

https://twitter.com/AlisonMorrisNOW/status/1221555983635357696?s=19

Get the gently caress outta here

Mmm yes easy mistake to make given Kobe’s well-known affiliation with New York sports teams spanning his entire career.

I wonder how long this newscaster will keep digging before she shuts up and/or gets canned.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



KirbyKhan posted:

Comparing MY CITY to the Knick's is not digging up out.

I was being sarcastic, of course Kobe was only ever with LA. I expect the newscaster to make increasingly unlikely excuses for how she could have accidentally said what she said until she gets sanctioned for it.

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



facialimpediment posted:

Sen. Lamar Alexander (R-Retiring, needs money): He did it, so what

https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1223096533689696256

Betting it's a 50-50 vote.

Dammit Lamar, you were a pretty decent governor. Why you got to be a little bitch forty years later?

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