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Jan 6, 2020 05:41
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| Actually, my blanket is not weighted enough. | |
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Jan 6, 2020 05:48
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| Feeling snug as a Giles Corey under this blanket | |
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Jan 6, 2020 05:50
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Jan 6, 2020 05:54
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Jan 6, 2020 06:08
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Glass Bottom Boat posted:his bod is sweaty, bed soft, blanket's heavy |
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Jan 6, 2020 07:18
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I saw this thread immediately but my blankie was so heavy I can only now post |
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Jan 6, 2020 20:17
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Superman is fighting Goku, Goku is winning Superman: Let me just take this weighted blanket off *superman drops his cape onto the battlefield, the small Island shudders and starts to sink*
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Jan 6, 2020 20:20
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Glass Bottom Boat posted:his bod is sweaty, bed soft, blanket's heavy
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Jan 6, 2020 20:35
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i have been sleeping under a weighted blanket for years and now I can levitate 2cm off the ground wherever I go
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Jan 6, 2020 20:36
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Made a blanket fort from my weighted blanket. Now I am the scourge of the sleepover. need to get an architect to sign off on the load calculations on the permit drawings before i can build my weighted blanket fort |
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Jan 6, 2020 21:36
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blanket keeps whispering to me that i am mortal, that my best years are behind me, and that i have only accomplished a fraction of what i had hoped for when i was younger, and that i have very few true friends left |
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Jan 6, 2020 21:39
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canyoneer posted:blanket keeps whispering to me that i am mortal, that my best years are behind me, and that i have only accomplished a fraction of what i had hoped for when i was younger, and that i have very few true friends left that’s a heavy blanket man
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Jan 6, 2020 22:38
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canyoneer posted:need to get an architect to sign off on the load calculations on the permit drawings before i can build my weighted blanket fort I draped my weighted blanket across the couch cushions and it did this: 
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Jan 6, 2020 22:45
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Finger Prince posted:I draped my weighted blanket across the couch cushions and it did this: your couch is becoming a singularity, here's an illustration: . |
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Jan 6, 2020 23:44
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i put an electric blanket underneath my weighted blanket. i call it the sleepy panini |
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Jan 6, 2020 23:48
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canyoneer posted:i put an electric blanket underneath my weighted blanket. lmao
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Jan 7, 2020 00:08
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Finger Prince posted:I draped my weighted blanket across the couch cushions and it did this: cashier snorts and mumbles "that's the only thing that will be load-bearing on that bed" |
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Jan 7, 2020 00:12
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canyoneer posted:i put an electric blanket underneath my weighted blanket.
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Jan 7, 2020 01:00
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getting buff from naps |
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Jan 7, 2020 01:02
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canyoneer posted:i put an electric blanket underneath my weighted blanket. |
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Jan 7, 2020 01:19
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rigging up my alarm clock to a drinking bird that starts my coffee pot which gets bumped by a bowling ball which closes the flip top go cup lid and launches the cup of joe into my dog's backpack, which wakes her up so she walks over a tripwire that cycles the clothes line with a milkbone tied to a string which lures her outside to Tony so he knows it's time to start up the crane and remove my blanket |
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Jan 7, 2020 01:36
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City of Glompton posted:rigging up my alarm clock to a drinking bird that starts my coffee pot which gets bumped by a bowling ball which closes the flip top go cup lid and launches the cup of joe into my dog's backpack, which wakes her up so she walks over a tripwire that cycles the clothes line with a milkbone tied to a string which lures her outside to Tony so he knows it's time to start up the crane and remove my blanket showoff 
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Jan 7, 2020 01:37
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canyoneer posted:i put an electric blanket underneath my weighted blanket. this made me lol irl 
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Jan 7, 2020 01:39
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my weighted blanket was making this bizarre grating noise so I had it checked out and long story short it has sleep apnea and needs to lose weight urgently pls share your thoughts and prayers
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Jan 7, 2020 01:59
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Spike happily snuggles up in bed after his final battle with Vicious and pulls his blanket tight. You're gonna carry that weight. |
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Jan 7, 2020 05:09
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*In my dreams feeling a warm hug* Me: Mom is that you?? *wakes up* Weighted Blanket: Yes it is me your mother, come back in the shape of a weighted blanket to keep u safe and warm again Me: I love u mom Weighted Blanket: I love you too |
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Jan 7, 2020 05:11
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google THIS posted:Spike happily snuggles up in bed after his final battle with Vicious and pulls his blanket tight. I like to picture spike and vicious in this post as cute little pit bulls and the battle as a hugging contest
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Jan 7, 2020 05:27
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:*In my dreams feeling a warm hug* 
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Jan 7, 2020 05:31
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My blanket plays Sunn O)))'s entire discography as I sleep. My dreams are brutal. |
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Jan 7, 2020 05:57
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thor from justice league except instead of hammer its blanket
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Jan 7, 2020 06:00
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City of Glompton posted:rigging up my alarm clock to a drinking bird that starts my coffee pot which gets bumped by a bowling ball which closes the flip top go cup lid and launches the cup of joe into my dog's backpack, which wakes her up so she walks over a tripwire that cycles the clothes line with a milkbone tied to a string which lures her outside to Tony so he knows it's time to start up the crane and remove my blanket canyoneer posted:i put an electric blanket underneath my weighted blanket.
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Jan 7, 2020 11:07
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blanket isn't heavy enough, so i put it inside a bass drum with a double kick pedal and played along to a Mastodon album |
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Jan 7, 2020 17:57
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Jan 7, 2020 20:33
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canyoneer posted:blanket isn't heavy enough, so i put it inside a bass drum with a double kick pedal and played along to a Mastodon album different blankets make different sounds weighted blanked: swaggardly blues stomp duvet cover: indie rock fitted sheet: edm |
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Jan 7, 2020 20:38
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Live Free posted:different blankets make different sounds knit afgan: npr's the world cafe
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Jan 7, 2020 21:04
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cda posted:Feeling snug as a Giles Corey under this blanket "More weight!" I scream. The witchfinder frowns disapprovingly and gestures for the men to add another blanket. I lay prone beneath, dwarfed by the growing pile of blankets. The crowd watches with a mix of pity, fear, and awe. They had expected me to give up after the third, yet I have held my peace for five more hence. As the final blanket is added I let out an anguished groan. The judges lean in, anticipating my confession. With the last of my strength I wheeze "more... weight..." before drifting off to dreamland. I am the coziest I have ever been. The people of Salem jeer and boo, fed up with my poo poo.
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