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Actually, my blanket is not weighted enough.
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Feeling snug as a Giles Corey under this blanket
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Jan 6, 2020 05:50
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"More weight!" I scream. The witchfinder frowns disapprovingly and gestures for the men to add another blanket. I lay prone beneath, dwarfed by the growing pile of blankets. The crowd watches with a mix of pity, fear, and awe. They had expected me to give up after the third, yet I have held my peace for five more hence. As the final blanket is added I let out an anguished groan. The judges lean in, anticipating my confession.
With the last of my strength I wheeze "more... weight..." before drifting off to dreamland. I am the coziest I have ever been.
The people of Salem jeer and boo, fed up with my poo poo.
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