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bought a weighted afghan. big mistake
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Jan 6, 2020 01:51
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- Areola Grande
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Jan 6, 2020 03:00
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- Areola Grande
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rigging up my alarm clock to a drinking bird that starts my coffee pot which gets bumped by a bowling ball which closes the flip top go cup lid and launches the cup of joe into my dog's backpack, which wakes her up so she walks over a tripwire that cycles the clothes line with a milkbone tied to a string which lures her outside to Tony so he knows it's time to start up the crane and remove my blanket
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Jan 7, 2020 01:37
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- Areola Grande
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*In my dreams feeling a warm hug*
Me: Mom is that you??
*wakes up*
Weighted Blanket: Yes it is me your mother, come back in the shape of a weighted blanket to keep u safe and warm again
Me: I love u mom
Weighted Blanket: I love you too
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Jan 7, 2020 05:31
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