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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


those are knockoffs too cause you're buying them from amazon

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

yeah I only buy brush heads in person, those were the first obviously counterfeit product I ever got from amazon

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

They're not knockoffs they're just refurbished :q:

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy

Share Bear posted:

you should relax in the bath, let your mind wander and be bored, not tuned in to EVERYTHING BUT RAP AND COUNTRY

be alone with my thoughts? lol no i need my internet dopamine hit every 10 seconds

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


https://twitter.com/markgurman/status/1214272817811742720?s=19

Finally I can type on a touchscreen on my laptop just like on my phone, why has no one thought of this before?

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
tcl phones have 4 cameras. your move apple

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
the mach 3 shick 4 race all
over again

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

pointsofdata posted:

https://twitter.com/markgurman/status/1214272817811742720?s=19

Finally I can type on a touchscreen on my laptop just like on my phone, why has no one thought of this before?

quote:

Document1 - Word (Product Activation Failed)
i'm the unlicensed version of word on the demo unit

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



pointsofdata posted:

https://twitter.com/markgurman/status/1214272817811742720?s=19

Finally I can type on a touchscreen on my laptop just like on my phone, why has no one thought of this before?

persistence of windows looking very daliesque

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy


:shrek:

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

boo get off the stage your poo poo is garbage

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Cocoa Crispies posted:

bring back Zoll

:yeshaha:

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/Taylor_Soper/status/1214326285570203648

inferior in every way? signs point to yes.



e: the makers of this have raised $5M in seed funding...

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


that pizza is an affront to humankind what the gently caress is that like a goddamned pint of sauce

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

$5 in funding for a pile of poo poo already loving exists

http://letspizza.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyrav_9Pbsc

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

WE NEED MORE FUNDING TO MAKE AN EVEN BIGGER PILE OF poo poo!!

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

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The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

SO DEMANDING posted:

$5 in funding for a pile of poo poo already loving exists

http://letspizza.com/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyrav_9Pbsc

the vending machine actually makes the dough and cooks the pizza, the miniaturized assembly line does not

most pizza parlors would need to be 3x or 4x larger to accommodate that thing with attachments for all of the toppings

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

thats straight out of shenzhen i/o

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
I’m robotics as a service

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

also an experienced human would have had that pizza prepped and in the oven before that conveyor belt thing even finished applying the sauce

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

SO DEMANDING posted:

WE NEED MORE FUNDING TO MAKE AN EVEN BIGGER PILE OF poo poo!!

U paid for this forum, lol

movax
Aug 30, 2008

i have eaten many pizzas from that robot over the past few years, it is surprisingly delicious

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004


lmao

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003


intel:
  • mobile grade discrete gpus
  • new mobile processors
  • foldable computers
  • *something about data*
  • *something about ai and transforming business blah blah blah*
amd: "here's a 64c/128t monster cpu"

The_Franz fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Jan 7, 2020

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

sony showed the PlayStation 5







‘s logo



also they made a concept car for some reason

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

The_Franz posted:

also an experienced human would have had that pizza prepped and in the oven before that conveyor belt thing even finished applying the sauce

no kidding

Costco has a pizza robot that dispenses sauce but it takes up the space of exactly one pizza and it’s pretty drat fast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q0vk_fKDEo

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007
as a former pie slinger, that costco machine is cool, having even sauce distribution is crucial to a good pizza. also having better control of sauce consumption is good for inventory/ordering.

if they had a good machine for cheese it would be even better, because cheese cost is a motherfucker. also having a bunch of cheese pies automatically ready to go to be topped for a rush would be nice.

movax
Aug 30, 2008

Laslow posted:

as a former pie slinger, that costco machine is cool, having even sauce distribution is crucial to a good pizza. also having better control of sauce consumption is good for inventory/ordering.

if they had a good machine for cheese it would be even better, because cheese cost is a motherfucker. also having a bunch of cheese pies automatically ready to go to be topped for a rush would be nice.

iirc, they had a harder time getting the pepperoni distribution just right

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Fuzzy Mammal posted:


boo get off the stage your poo poo is garbage

toss a monthly subscription to your witcher

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE

r u ready to WALK posted:

the rotating TV is loving rad but please make it a 4:3 display so i can play all my tate arcade games on it

I've been trying to track down a 1:1 display for years. They exist but they're all for ATC so they're incredibly expensive (fun fact: ICAO regs mandate square display ratios).

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Fuzzy Mammal posted:


boo get off the stage your poo poo is garbage

wow culturally appropriate from the church much?

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Laslow posted:

as a former pie slinger, that costco machine is cool, having even sauce distribution is crucial to a good pizza. also having better control of sauce consumption is good for inventory/ordering.

if they had a good machine for cheese it would be even better, because cheese cost is a motherfucker. also having a bunch of cheese pies automatically ready to go to be topped for a rush would be nice.

You can see the scale they use to weigh how much cheese to put on the pizza just to the left. They use a pound and a half of cheese on the cheese pizza.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

FCKGW posted:

You can see the scale they use to weigh how much cheese to put on the pizza just to the left. They use a pound and a half of cheese on the cheese pizza.

i would imagine that any large chain pizza place does the same since they tend to be very specific when it comes to cost and consistency

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
this is some bullshit automation. those dispensers don’t even pour sauce or toppings as they retract. just a waste of time. the real solution is to make round logs of cheese and sauce and cut them like wafers directly onto the pizza, one wafer being the entire size of the pizza. the pepperoni should have like 50 pepperoni sausages all loaded in parallel in a big circle and sliced simultaneously onto the pizza surface. loving amateurs.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

The Management posted:

this is some bullshit automation. those dispensers don’t even pour sauce or toppings as they retract. just a waste of time.

bidirectional sauce printing costs extra

quaker69
Jul 3, 2004

Four measures of cheap Vodka combined with a bottle of Bawls
Lipstick Apathy
skyline chilli weighed my cheese the other day

movax
Aug 30, 2008

FCKGW posted:

no kidding

Costco has a pizza robot that dispenses sauce but it takes up the space of exactly one pizza and it’s pretty drat fast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q0vk_fKDEo

want to see a pizza-sauce spin-coating robot now

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
wanna see that machine lose control in a comical way

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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

The Management posted:

they had a tank-tread one that could go up stairs.

lol holy moly I never saw that design

the two wheel one definitely did tho too

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