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The Waffle House Rules, starring Tobey Maguire, Charlize Theron, and Michael Caine.
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I set a Fallout pen&paper adventure at "Wafflehaus" once. Nazi themed raiders were cloning Hitlers there and we got to use the vehicle system for a fight between a battle bus and fifty motorcycles, it was pretty awesome. |
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when i think if waffle house i think of the time i ill advisedly ate some magic mushrooms in mixed company and went to a waffle house where i dented an adjacent car when i got out of our car and went to a BAD PLACE IN MY MIND then we went inside and the ooze of the syrup on a waffle was unutterably destructive to my soul and a friend whispered DID YOU SEE WHAT BO-PEPPER DID in reference to the dented car and everything was bright so bright and sharp and sometimes i'm still there in that waffle house i wonder if i will ever leave the waffle house |
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Jan 6, 2020 17:24
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Holy Frick its Bo-Pepper!
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sig by Prof. Crocodile
BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness
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do: trip balls at your local waffle house don't : blast open your car door with super strength |
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Jan 6, 2020 19:05
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Jan 6, 2020 19:08
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prepuce repurposed posted:do: trip balls at your local waffle house Do: get high then walk to waffle house Don't: get high in the walk in at waffle house |
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Jan 6, 2020 20:24
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hamjobs posted:Do: get high then walk to waffle house again i must disagree i don't know about this big fancy chain operation but at any disreputable wafflehouse they fire you if you don't
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Jan 6, 2020 20:42
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*heavy panting* for the love of god do NOT eat those waffles
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Jan 7, 2020 14:11
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WaHo Wisdom: Is someone in Waffle House ordering a grilled chicken salad? That's not an order, that's a sleeper agent activation phrase! Listen closely--you may obtain classified government information!
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Jan 8, 2020 00:24
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fellas is it gay to eat topped hash browns |
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I've never been to a waffle house op. So do whatever you want in one. |
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Jan 8, 2020 07:27
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I would but I keep waffling on what to order 
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prepuce repurposed posted:I would but I keep waffling on what to order I TOLD YOU YOU WANT IT SMOTHERED, COVERED AND TOPPED |
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Jan 9, 2020 02:22
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real talk don't play the waffle house music on the jukebox it's terrible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wQi73RfG8 |
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Jan 9, 2020 02:56
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fartzilla posted:real talk don't play the waffle house music on the jukebox I lasted less than ten seconds |
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Jan 9, 2020 03:16
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prepuce repurposed posted:I lasted less than ten seconds Imagine telling on yourself like this |
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Jan 9, 2020 03:23
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Eh gently caress it I can't figure out timestamps just pretend I posted that video at like 4:30 where he's singing about burger fixins.
Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Jan 9, 2020 |
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Jan 9, 2020 03:32
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Jump straight to the most violent option possible of someone accidentally bumps into you or looks you on the eyes |
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pogi posted:Jump straight to the most violent option possible of someone accidentally bumps into you or looks you on the eyes lol |
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fartzilla posted:real talk don't play the waffle house music on the jukebox prepuce repurposed posted:I lasted less than ten seconds You fools, praise the music or you'll give us away! Waffle Houses are like the equivalent of European crumbling keeps and old fortresses, but in America. They are all completely infested with vampires and I am not getting drank by undead just because you're music snobs! *Pulls out crossbow under the table* *Eye twitches uncontrollably* So you two start dancing, you hear me? Like it's the best music you've ever heard.
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Finger Prince posted:Eh gently caress it I can't figure out timestamps just pretend I posted that video at like 4:30 where he's singing about burger fixins. https://www.wafflehouse.com/whu/ this song was someone's phd dissertation on combinatorics |
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Jan 9, 2020 04:10
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:You fools, praise the music or you'll give us away! 
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Hi I wat a..... pancake |
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Do: forget about the cockroach you just saw Don't: think about the cockroach you just saw
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Jan 9, 2020 21:08
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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if you use the jukebox for anything but sixties soul, seventies funk, or eighties punk, you’re doing it wrong.
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Heather Papps posted:Hi I wat a..... ur in luck, they do make pankaces, but the only space they have available in the kitchen is on the waffle iron ---------------- |
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Do prepare wooden stakes, garlic braid, holy water vessels (at least two) and, if possible, a willing member of the local clergy, but they must be disguised or the trucker thralls will keep them from ever getting through the front door. Do not look directly at the eyes of the master vampire, especially if you have already slain all their minions! Not having to concentrate on keeping all those people enthralled actually frees up their demonic powers, as do the packets of "ketchup" they leave everywhere as emergency health boosting items. Do destroy any and all gargoyles visible from the outside before entering the Wafflehouse. Do not forget the hood ornaments! Especially on Peterbilt and Mack trucks (both vampire-owned brands); although seemingly insignificant, a swarm of suddenly animated tiny chrome bulldogs, swans and naked ladies can pick off members of your party before you're even out of the parking lot! Do tip your server with cash. As a creature of the night they are unable to enter banks or ATM kiosks without an invitation and therefore cannot use direct deposit or pre-paid cards. And they're still working hard to serve you (and Satan). Do not include old, real-silver coins in your tip, unless this is your opening move and, once the server begins screaming as the coins burn through their unsuspecting hand flesh, your priest companion begins immediately throwing bottles of holy water and power-stroking a rosary. This is admittedly a bold gambit but there really isn't a safe way to purge a Wafflehouse of undead, so whatever you're doing, do it and get out.
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Do prepare wooden stakes, garlic braid, holy water vessels (at least two) and, if possible, a willing member of the local clergy, but they must be disguised or the trucker thralls will keep them from ever getting through the front door. This is all great advice, but it will go a heck of a lot smoother if you're got a bulldozer. |
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Finger Prince posted:This is all great advice, but it will go a heck of a lot smoother if you're got a bulldozer. I concur, but commercially produced construction equipment does carry the risk of vampire backdoor controls. Caterpillar is especially bad about this. A home-made killdozer, however, can be an expensive but very reliable part of the plan.
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:ur in luck, they do make pankaces, but the only space they have available in the kitchen is on the waffle iron
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Jan 9, 2020 22:52
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WaHo Wisdom: suffering from a god complex because a waitress called you "hon?" Humble yourself by calling 1-800-WAHO-NEG. Our talented staff will relentlessly mock you until every pillar of your hubris is crumbled
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FutonForensic posted:WaHo Wisdom: suffering from a god complex because a waitress called you "hon?" Humble yourself by calling 1-800-WAHO-NEG. Our talented staff will relentlessly mock you until every pillar of your hubris is crumbled lol |
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and I know what you’re thinking — well, why not the griddle they cook everything else on? oh no, my friends, that’s an entirely different situation all together. one must have been a regular at a particular location for a year before they’ll even acknowledge the existence of a secret menu. and the dark knowledge therin has driven weaker minds to madness. ---------------- |
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| don't be alarmed by all of the flies landing on your glass. they are waho employees as well and they're just making sure you're still good on dr. pepper | |
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yell WAHO like mario and then whip your head around expectantly looking for cool ppl who are into it |
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Do: hand out ds's to the tables and ask to pictochat Dont: whip PSP disks of aeon flux at the server while yelling i AM the edge |
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lolol homebrew local pictochat would in any case, own |
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Heather Papps posted:Do: hand out ds's to the tables and ask to pictochat
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