Lets make a cool monster

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Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Okay we're gonna make a monster TOGETHER

Here they are, just a blob of goop! Pick a body part to add - we'll make it bigger little by little! Or pick a colour, whatever - it doesn't matter as long as we're doing it together

# ? Jan 7, 2020 16:48

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Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

alright good start folks! I'll suggest the first part: A Lonely Mouth

# ? Jan 7, 2020 16:59

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

# ? Jan 7, 2020 17:14

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

there we go, now it's happier! Added a Happy Smile! _{also matched line weight so i don't go mad}

# ? Jan 7, 2020 17:17

Finger Prince

# ? Jan 7, 2020 17:46

Darkman Fanpage

give it some kissable lips

# ? Jan 7, 2020 17:51

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Kissable Lips it is!

# ? Jan 7, 2020 17:55

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

give it some kissable lips

hang on I was beat adding something to that

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# ? Jan 7, 2020 17:57

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

it's subtle it's a butt

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# ? Jan 7, 2020 17:59

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Nothin' wrong with a Butt! Added some Nubbly Little Legs

# ? Jan 7, 2020 18:05

The X-man cometh

Can you add horns or antlers?

# ? Jan 7, 2020 18:06

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

The X-man cometh posted:

Can you add horns or antlers?

Of course my good fellow!

It's starting to get a bit cramped, maybe it needs a Different Body Type?

# ? Jan 7, 2020 18:09

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Or maybe we can draw the forest with all the other spooky monsters hiding in it that he's flying by?

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# ? Jan 7, 2020 18:13

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

pixaal posted:

Or maybe we can draw the forest with all the other spooky monsters hiding in it that he's flying by?

Sure! _{you bastard}

# ? Jan 7, 2020 18:21

treasure bear

Dog Kisser posted:

Sure! _{you bastard}

# ? Jan 7, 2020 18:31

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Obviously it was missing a Mighty Beard. I fixed that.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 18:34

Abyssal Squid

Gave it a use for that big peeper.

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# ? Jan 7, 2020 18:45

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

So is there a monster in that tree OR is the monster the tree?

# ? Jan 7, 2020 18:46

Abyssal Squid

I was thinking a monster hiding behind the tree but they both work.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 18:52

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Dog Kisser posted:

So is there a monster in that tree OR is the monster the tree?

There's a mouth now whatever it is! Maybe a more formed face is going to be sticking out of that tree

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# ? Jan 7, 2020 18:58

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Abyssal Squid posted:

I was thinking a monster hiding behind the tree but they both work.

So let's split the difference - the monster is Camouflaged and Hiding In The Tree!

Our monster better do something or else it's going to get eaten!

# ? Jan 7, 2020 18:58

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Oop, problem solved.

Life is rough here.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 19:02

Goons Are Gifts

Holy loving poo poo Im scared already

# ? Jan 7, 2020 19:09

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Why's that?

# ? Jan 7, 2020 19:15

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Dog Kisser posted:

Why's that?

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# ? Jan 7, 2020 19:23

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Moving right along, the monster obviously needs to upgrade its little nubs into Dainty Beautiful Hooves!

# ? Jan 7, 2020 19:30

Finger Prince

I think it needs a trunk, or some kind of proboscis. Maybe full elephant, maybe just tapir stylee.
E- or a GLORIOUS ROMAN NOSE

Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Jan 7, 2020

# ? Jan 7, 2020 19:33

biosterous

i think the little guys could use some scales

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he/him

# ? Jan 7, 2020 19:34

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Agreed on both counts! Scales are a good idea, what with the many crazy things about!

# ? Jan 7, 2020 19:37

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

the other tree has cookies growing in it now. this world was seeming pretty harsh and i thought a cookie tree would be nice

e: i am not sure why his world shrank upon uploading so i put him on imgur where he lived before

owlhawk911 fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Jan 7, 2020

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Jan 7, 2020 19:43

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

a flying boi with a long trunk is well-adapted to eating cookies out of trees

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Jan 7, 2020 19:44

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

owlhawk911 posted:

a flying boi with a long trunk is well-adapted to eating cookies out of trees

It sure is.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 19:48

Manifisto

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 7, 2020 20:15

Rockman Reserve: "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

it needs stegosaurus back plates imo

# ? Jan 7, 2020 20:17

Manifisto

perhaps an innocent-looking cloud or two?

e: :yaycloud:

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 7, 2020 20:18

Entenzahn: erm... quack-ward

hey op why don't you smack some #ccffff and some #ccccff on that bad boy :cool:

thank you Evan Jellicle for the honkin' rad holiday sig

copy rite by cda -> do not steal!

# ? Jan 7, 2020 20:20

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Yeah obviously

Dog Kisser fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Jan 7, 2020

# ? Jan 7, 2020 20:23

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Our friend appears to have become transparent except for the grey spot above the eye between the horns

oh! You fixed it before I could finish typing! You are quick

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# ? Jan 7, 2020 20:28

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

pixaal posted:

Our friend appears to have become transparent except for the grey spot above the eye between the horns

oh! You fixed it before I could finish typing! You are quick

It'll make more sense on the purple background but I was TRICKED into recoloring to the BYOB colours and legitimately didn't notice until I posted it, hehe.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 20:30