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how disgusting
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it is a packet of Rao's Homemade "Premium, Traditionally Crafted Since 1896"
what is your favorite brand of spaghetti to eat uncooked?
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i'm more of a linguini man myself, op. currently crunching a ronzoni linguini #17. not fancy but it gets the job done.
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Jan 9, 2020 05:35
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a few boxes of noods a week is nbd but you know youve got a pasta problem though when you start buying from the bulk section. when i get that bad i make sure to go thru self checkout so the store clerks can't judge me.
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Jan 9, 2020 05:44
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did u know u can use uncooked spaghetti to light your barbecue if u dont have long matches
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Jan 9, 2020 10:14
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my brother eats uncooked spaghetti and he's an unhinged maniac. it's a miracle he hasn't been to prison already.
Cramming uncooked spaghetti into my mouth as the pasta police pound on my door!
"Stop what you're doing and pen up you maniac!"
"Come in and stop me PIGS!"
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Jan 9, 2020 13:05
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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what kind of maniac eats uncooked spaghetti? jesus. what is wrong with you. eat uncooked farfalle like a normal person.
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Jan 9, 2020 13:30
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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what kind of maniac eats uncooked spaghetti? jesus. what is wrong with you. eat uncooked farfalle like a normal person.
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Jan 9, 2020 13:32
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i;ve been reduced to eating raw tortellini with no filling. so this is rock bottom, huh?
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Jan 9, 2020 14:53
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- fartzilla
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how disgusting
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currently crunching a ronzoni linguini #17.
Angel hair first, then #6, #8, kept moving up to harder stuff.
what is it with all these numbers? is pasta made by a bunch of nerds????
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Jan 9, 2020 17:10
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you are what you eat
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Jan 9, 2020 17:14
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- fartzilla
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how disgusting
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it's true, orzo is just the right size for urethral insertion. it is the earliest known method of birth control. this is on wikipedia if you don't believe me
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Jan 9, 2020 17:20
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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as they say... " breakfast is the most important meal of the day "!!
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Jan 9, 2020 17:51
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acini de peepee
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Jan 9, 2020 17:53
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I can't stop doin blow out of hard penne pasta shell
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Jan 9, 2020 18:48
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eating raw ramen, or "rawmen" as we in the Rawsta Enthusiast community call it,, in the traditional Japanese style
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Jan 9, 2020 20:04
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- fartzilla
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how disgusting
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hey doods and dooderinos, this spaghetti sure is Something RAWful
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Jan 9, 2020 20:14
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FALSE SLACK
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eating raw ramen, or "rawmen" as we in the Rawsta Enthusiast community call it,, in the traditional Japanese style
Rawstafarfallian Ital(ian) diet
*raw pasta
*they do not sip the Coke they only drink the Pellegrino
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Jan 9, 2020 20:15
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would this be considered extremely al dente? like could i get this at olive garden if i asked for it like this or would i have to order it rare?
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Jan 9, 2020 20:24
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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I have to admit I had a problem with uncooked spaghetti at a very young age. At 4 or 5 I would grab just a strand or two out of the box and eat them. Then it progressed to me sneaking noodles out of the box in the middle of the day, even when mom wasn't making it for dinner. My parents just left it out where an impressionable young child like me could find it and eat it. Eventually even they started to notice, though, when boxes of spaghetti intended for dinner were found half-empty or worse.
I kicked cold turkey when I hit 11 or 12. That was rough. Listen to an old addict, don't get started on that poo poo.
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Jan 9, 2020 20:37
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realtalk my aunt actually did this and hosed her teeth up
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Jan 9, 2020 22:02
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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cronk it
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Jan 9, 2020 22:16
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When I was a kid the secret schoolyard treat was uncooked ramen noodles with the soup mix packet sprinkled on them. So crunchy, so salty.
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Jan 9, 2020 22:25
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- fartzilla
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how disgusting
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realtalk my aunt actually did this and hosed her teeth up
wait so does this mean i should or should not chew ice while chompin on raw noods
please respond asap it's kind of urgent
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Jan 10, 2020 00:55
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the spaghetti board of california (sbc) has decided that all spaghettis grown in that state must be pasteurized, irradiated or otherwise killed, even when they’re labeled “raw.” this is necessary, the sbc tells us, for “safety reasons.” but who’s safety?
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Jan 10, 2020 01:15
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so many things become classier when eaten raw: sashimi. Beef tartare. pasta. maybe I should stop boiling my piss, then those bluenoses at the golf course will let drink in peace
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Jan 10, 2020 01:30
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by Cyrano4747
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it's true, orzo is just the right size for urethral insertion. it is the earliest known method of birth control. this is on wikipedia if you don't believe me
Mr. Dick was going to ask what kind of sauce you put on your uncooked spaghetti, op, but the question, while still unanswered, now seems sullied and impure.
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