Society's Rules for GBS 6.9

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sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

This is a new time for us. Old communities altered, new communities formed, new faces, new GBS. The official Rules can only take us so far. Burt is like, what, 76? He could die and we wouldn't know it. I know he is a vigorous and handsome man for his age but look what happened during the holidays when the mods and admins were with their "families" and "personal problems." Chaos. We can't risk that nonsense again so we need to create some unwritten community rules.
My suggestions:
- Post in threads assuming that nobody currently posting with you is a Nazi until they prove otherwise
- Naked Mondays

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kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

all of that sounds exactly like something a nazi would say

# ? Jan 9, 2020 20:39

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Please step into this banme thread to be cleansed.

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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Rule 1: TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING PLEDGE!

Rule 2: DO IT BECAUSE I SAID SO

# ? Jan 9, 2020 20:51

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

we need some new rules

paging bill maher

# ? Jan 9, 2020 20:52

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Rule 3: ALSO, I'D LIKE A SANDWICH

# ? Jan 9, 2020 20:55

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Clean up your fo-room Bucky!

# ? Jan 9, 2020 22:21

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Holy moly this dump I just took REEKS

# ? Jan 9, 2020 22:26

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Holy moly this dump I just took REEKS

Don't sign you're postes

# ? Jan 9, 2020 22:30

Loden Taylor: Aug 11, 2003

- No not believin in yourself

# ? Jan 9, 2020 22:30

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

Is there a certificate I can sign, like Bloomberg did?

INDIVISIBLE

cause I'd do that. even though I only really post in the Lurker thread.

# ? Jan 9, 2020 22:50

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Let's do Threadnesdays
:dance:

Starting NEXT THURSDAY

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HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

I would like a rule that there be a requirement to talk about when your farts smell like poop I always really respected that about fyad

# ? Jan 9, 2020 23:20

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

Reule number 5: Do not, I repeat NOT, murder. Under any circumstance.

Corollary: Unless you really really want to.

# ? Jan 9, 2020 23:20

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Mooey Cow posted:

Reule number 5: Do not, I repeat NOT, murder. Under any circumstance.

Corollary: Unless you really really want to.

Aw shucks. I just really want to.

# ? Jan 9, 2020 23:21

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Taco Tuesday EVERYDAY !

# ? Jan 9, 2020 23:23

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

- Everyone has to tell me how great I am and also how handsome and tall I am

# ? Jan 9, 2020 23:26

Biohazard: Apr 17, 2002

OP, the real Burt died years ago. We've been running a backup of him we made in the 90's and running it off a server. Due to the limited technology at the time though, it isn't that good of a backup so he prone to breaking down fairly often, so we programmed him to think he's getting old to explain his slowing capabilities. As such, please don't let Burt know about this, as he's likely to start exhibiting signs of rampancy and we'll have to restart the who god damned simulation.

Point is, we'll be fine, just gotta keep BurtBot running.

# ? Jan 9, 2020 23:26

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

I also demand we have a Megathread for every fast-food chain out there. Except Wattaburger. Watta burger can suck a fat turd

# ? Jan 9, 2020 23:26

Blackfyre: Jul 8, 2012; I want wings.

Every month one goon is selected to be Lowtax's new wife. If it doesn't work out no worries, new month new wife

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communist kangaroo: Oct 2, 2006; those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.

can i get the verified blue check by my name

# ? Jan 9, 2020 23:28

Les Os: Mar 29, 2010

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

I also demand we have a Megathread for every fast-food chain out there. Except Wattaburger. Watta burger can suck a fat turd

Hey nerd what�s it feel like to be so wrong you choose to eat poo poo instead of meat from gods own cows

# ? Jan 9, 2020 23:30

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

Spinz posted:

Let's do Threadnesdays

Starting NEXT THURSDAY

Make it rotate to include anyone who posts in one of the mega threads or they get a av change if they don�t make a thread

# ? Jan 9, 2020 23:33

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Les Os posted:

Hey nerd what�s it feel like to be so wrong you choose to eat poo poo instead of meat from gods own cows

We got ourselves one dem TEXANS here again! :argh:

# ? Jan 9, 2020 23:35

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Make it rotate to include anyone who posts in one of the mega threads or they get a av change if they don�t make a thread

The punishment should be being my posting squire. :hai:

# ? Jan 9, 2020 23:37

Jailbrekr: Apr 8, 2002; A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING

Jesus gently caress every time I step away for a period of time something huge happens.

So what is the official status of furries? Are we allowed to discriminate against them?

# ? Jan 10, 2020 00:03

Biohazard: Apr 17, 2002

Jailbrekr posted:

Jesus gently caress every time I step away for a period of time something huge happens.

So what is the official status of furries? Are we allowed to discriminate against them?

Oh you didn't hear? SA is primarily a furry and pup play forum now.

# ? Jan 10, 2020 00:14

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Jailbrekr posted:

Jesus gently caress every time I step away for a period of time something huge happens.

So what is the official status of furries? Are we allowed to discriminate against them?

Hating on furries was, like, a mid 2000s things. Now we just hate Nazi furries. And Nazis.

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Seizon: Oct 10, 2011

furries are some funny motherfuckers, i saw a bunch of em fully suited waiting in line outdoors for ice cream in midsummer florida. i dont know what could possibly compel someone to do that

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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Seizon posted:

furries are some funny motherfuckers, i saw a bunch of em fully suited waiting in line outdoors for ice cream in midsummer florida. i dont know what could possibly compel someone to do that

....sexual gratification....

# ? Jan 10, 2020 00:30

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Wax your nips for long term spandex wear. More of a tip than a rule but always a good idea to put a little petroleum jelly on your nips before a bike ride or hang gliding. :hmmyes:

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DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

sweet thursday posted:

- Post in threads assuming that nobody currently posting with you is a Nazi until they prove otherwise

Counterpoint: everyone but me is a nazi.

# ? Jan 10, 2020 01:19

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I did not see that coming

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sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Scout's honour?
I believe in our power to heal this thing.

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sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

I'm going to try my darndest you guys

# ? Jan 10, 2020 07:20

immortalyawn: May 28, 2013; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

I also demand we have a Megathread for every fast-food chain out there. Except Wattaburger. Watta burger can suck a fat turd

GBS Subforum dedicated to fast food consisting only of megathreads for every chain. Possibly a dedicated thread for every major menu item as well.

immortalyawn fucked around with this message at 07:51 on Jan 10, 2020

# ? Jan 10, 2020 07:42

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Can we get an offical forum position on horny. This seems like a lurking juggernaut ready to rip the forums apart on a. Moments notice

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immortalyawn: May 28, 2013; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Forums without Condoms

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Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

code:

gbs horny acceptability flowchart v0.1 (proposal)

is it gay?
  /     \
yes     no
 |       | 
yes     no

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Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

immortalyawn posted:

Forums without Condoms

Terrible idea. People who post on forums should NOT reproduce.

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