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Because my cat is a good kitty and I think she deserves to have her healthcare paid for by the American taxpayer.
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Things have been tense so I'm just trying to lighten the mood. Feel free to ignore the thread if you think it sucks. Just please don't vote 1, Bernie Bros or I will vote for whoever the current guy is, I forget the name.
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Jan 11, 2020 01:32
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voted 3. not great, not terrible
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Jan 11, 2020 01:38
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A Russian troll farm posted:voted 3. not great, not terrible
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Jan 11, 2020 01:41
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op are you implying only good kitties get health care or does it extend to piece of poo poo garbage cats who headbutt your bedroom door at 4 am to wake you up also asking for a friend (my cat)
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Jan 11, 2020 01:42
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A Russian troll farm posted:voted 3. not great, not terrible Well I voted 1. Clipperton posted:op are you implying only good kitties get health care im against means testing (i.e. testing how mean your cat is)
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Jan 11, 2020 01:45
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yes your pet will get health care under my plan but only as a tax credit and only if you've owned a pet from a disadvantaged community for at least 3 years
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Jan 11, 2020 02:14
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looking forward to this wedge issue tearing the internet left apart
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Jan 11, 2020 02:20
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Having a pet can be beneficial for people's mental and physical well-being. It would improve health outcomes for humans and reduce human healthcare costs. Humans can have a little pet healthcare. Humans can have a little toxoplasmosis.
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Jan 11, 2020 02:20
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Only in California
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Jan 11, 2020 02:23
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wine doggo moms 4 warren calling bernie bros a bunch of homocentric fascists klobuchar, inexplicably, is for pet m4a
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Jan 11, 2020 02:24
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PetiCare 4 All
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Jan 11, 2020 02:24
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*buttigieg, patiently explaining* "if you like your dog's therapist, you can keep her"
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Jan 11, 2020 02:26
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Just try saying "No" to Universal Healthcare for this beautiful boy
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Jan 11, 2020 02:26
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DEATH PANELS WOULD'VE KILLED BANDIT *shows picture of really hosed up-looking cat*
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Jan 11, 2020 02:30
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conservative democratic senator grudgingly votes in favor in exchange for guarantees that no federal funding will go to spaying or neutering animals
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Jan 11, 2020 02:36
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Sorry, but I refuse to wait in line for my rationed government healthcare. My puss only gets the premium poo poo that my job affords me, sorry if your dumb cat was too lazy to get a job.
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Jan 11, 2020 02:40
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Also, my cat is a born and bred white american longhair, and I don't want my money going towards any Sphinx's or god forbid, an abyssynian. yes i googled regional cat breeds to make this joke
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Jan 11, 2020 02:43
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Not sure we should have taxpayer money subsidizing cats without ensuring they don't just use the savings on their filthy catnip habits. Fortunately, a close family member of mine owns a massive cat drug testing facility, so I propose the government give us large amounts of money to solve this problem that I just made up
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Jan 11, 2020 02:45
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as a treat
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Jan 11, 2020 02:52
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try denying these little jerks healthcare, just try it
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Jan 11, 2020 02:54
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Bernie is going to emancipate all pets op Your kitty is now her own kitty
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Jan 11, 2020 02:56
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free medical care for cats who graduate from college and start a business for three years in an underserved community
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Jan 11, 2020 04:46
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alternatively: medicare for jellicles
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Jan 11, 2020 04:46
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dont make light of our societys hideous structural anthropocentrism op
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Jan 11, 2020 04:55
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Medicare For Pets Only
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Jan 11, 2020 04:55
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A Russian troll farm posted:voted 3. not great, not terrible Sa- christmas boots posted:im against means testing (i.e. testing how mean your cat is) Scratch that, a solid 4.
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Jan 11, 2020 05:31
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Only pets that served in the military deserve healthcare 
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Jan 11, 2020 05:33
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medicat for all
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Jan 11, 2020 05:34
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*shows up to vet w/ ben shapiro in a tiny rear end dog carrier* it's a sad day but i think we're going to have to euthanize this little bitch... oh wow, the government is going to pay for it? *a pitiful howling rises from the carrier*
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Jan 11, 2020 06:12
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as a piss pig this question is extremely relevant to me as well
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Jan 11, 2020 07:09
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there freeloaders op
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Jan 11, 2020 07:11
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Not only should they get medicare, they should get the vote
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Jan 11, 2020 07:13
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Yes but not abortions. If we give pets access to affordable abortions they’re going to keep getting them instead of taking responsibility for their litters of children
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Jan 11, 2020 07:14
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DoubleDonut posted:Not only should they get medicare, they should get the vote You loving idiot all cats are libertarians, you've doomed us all
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Jan 11, 2020 07:14
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real answer: pet collectivization, no one person can monopolize an animal that's bullshit
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Jan 11, 2020 07:21
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Please vote for peticare 4 all  please I beg you! My very large female son...... she barely has the strength to stand. We took her to the vet and they said that she has a horrible disease. They said that she's lazy.   Please give all that you can, god bless 
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Jan 11, 2020 07:40
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Your cats get healthcare but they have to pay reparations to all the mice and bird families they genocided
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