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little munchkin
Strangers smile at me sometimes, co-workers want to chat during lunch, and I owe it all to my new morning ritual of putting on a clean pair of pants every morning before i walk out of my apartment and start the day.

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Entenzahn

erm... quack-ward
hey op do you think the same result can be acheived with dirty pants, tia



thank you Evan Jellicle for the honkin' rad holiday sig


copy rite by cda -> do not steal!

Manifisto


"it's not just a singular pant," I am careful to explain. "that didn't work out very well. they come in pairs and that's the way you're supposed to wear them. crazy huh?"


ty nesamdoom!

Heather Papps

hello friend


Not wearing shorts today heather!?@!!!

Manifisto


probably my most important new discoveries, not necessarily in order:

(1) I can now lie!

(2) lying is painful and should not be done near flammable materials!


ty nesamdoom!

cda

by Hand Knit
One advantage of wearing pants is 9/10 people no longer comment on my weird hosed up penis

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Manifisto


"haha look at that guy not wearing any pants," I now say when I go to live sex shows. "what a maroon! not smart like us pants-wearers"


ty nesamdoom!

fartzilla

how disgusting
I am confused, what did you wear before the pants?

Yinlock

i'm embarrassed that all passerbys can't see my penis, but i guess this is just the price of being on the cutting edge of fashion


ButtPoopPoopyyGoku3

fartzilla posted:

I am confused, what did you wear before the pants?

his penis.

little munchkin

Entenzahn posted:

hey op do you think the same result can be acheived with dirty pants, tia

Im honestly pretty new to this whole pants thing, so I'm not the right person to ask.

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Manifisto


tryin to switch things up here. day 1, I wear pants. day 2, I'm gonna wear pans. day 3, I will wear ants. still working on the day where i just wear p.


ty nesamdoom!

xcheopis


fartzilla posted:

I am confused, what did you wear before the pants?

Skirts and dresses

City of Glompton

Manifisto posted:

"it's not just a singular pant," I am careful to explain. "that didn't work out very well. they come in pairs and that's the way you're supposed to wear them. crazy huh?"

:aaaaa:


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
glad to hear you've finally changed your ways, Wishbone

crimes

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Heather Papps

hello friend


As a man without legs, pants seemed foolish, till I realized I can put elastic bands around the ankles and fill the legs with popcorn to save money at my local cinema. Snacks really DO cost me a leg, (not an arm), now!

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