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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Niners win, baby. Feels pretty sweet.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



George Kittle looks like he sells lovely weed.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Well that was ugly but not unexpected. Sixth seed vs. number one, six days rest, etc.The Vikings O-line is better than it was last year but they still need a guard and tackle. Elflien was really overmatched and Reiff has been bad all year. If Stefanski becomes the Browns head coach, it won't bother me a whole lot.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Bye Vikings.

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.

Kalli posted:

George Kittle looks like he sells lovely weed.

He looks like he’s been working on fixing up a dirt bike for 8 years

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

186 yards on the ground. Vikings funeral pyre'd in a sacrifice to The Run

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Bye Vikings.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Kirk Cousins, the 84 million dollar lovely quarterback

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

George Kittle is certain Brandy is going to marry him and not Joe

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.
Kittle looks like he builds above ground pools in the offseason

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







cousins just sucks tbf

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Kittle is clearly a villain from Pete & Pete.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

FizFashizzle posted:

cousins just sucks tbf

He's one of those guys that's juuuust good enough to trick you into thinking he's really really good sometimes.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

FizFashizzle posted:

cousins just sucks tbf

Wish I could get paid that much to suck

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

My boss: we want you to suck and fail to perform at being even slightly competent at your job but in return you'll have to have a voice that cracks and get sat on by a big fat man every once in a while. Also you'll get 84 million.

Me: done

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

really queer Christmas posted:

Wish I could get paid that much to suck

Even porn stars are envious.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I would blame Cousi.... oh he just got sacked. The running gam... Oh, there's another sack. Maybe if the li.. sacked again?

I'm not blaming Cousins on this game. The 49er defense shut down even the hint of a run game and could just tee off on 3rd down. Also, thread title is a repeat of the one after the Seattle game.

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/Theismann7/status/1216138960034062336

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Mods please change the thread title to NFL Divisional Aftermath Thread: Skolfucked, Again

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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The last two times the Vikings have won a playoff game and then lost the next game, the team they lost to has won the Super Bowl.

So congrats 49ers.

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.
https://twitter.com/DragonflyJonez/status/1216174572661284864?s=19

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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gently caress the Vikings.

Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.
The Vikings served their purpose of eliminating playoff frauds. Thanks Kirk Cousins.

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010

Probably Magic, Week 3 Aftermath posted:

They're not even the worst, is the Titans' thing, the entire summation of the Titans' thing, there's always someone shittier, sadder, more pathetic, which makes it even harder to embrace the nihilism of being a Browns fan or whatever, but you just have to rely on mediocrity year after year, like Mister 8-8 Jeff Fisher or this current mediocrity where the team goes through an offensive coordinator every season, leading to you finding yourself deluding yourself into thinking Vince Young is good or Marcus Mariota or you just have look on lifelessly at Jake Locker or Ryan Fitzpatrick or some poo poo knowing it's not the worst, it's not even funny or apocalyptic or truly pathetic, it's just the same ol' crap, to the point where it's not even exclusive, the Bucs do the same thing, but the Bucs did a championship once while the Titans will always, always, always, always, always be that team that fell short in 1999 and deprive Houston of a cooler football name or what the gently caress ever as if it matters because the Texans, Jags, and the Colts second iteration when it moves to London, the Monarchs, will all have championships before Tennessee does, gently caress this team.

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Nov 27, 2007

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Rad Valtar posted:

The Vikings served their purpose of eliminating playoff frauds. Thanks Kirk Cousins.

Themselves included.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Is Lamar Jackson still the MVP?

Seems to me the real MVP of the 2019 season is The Run :colbert:

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Perhaps the real championship is the frauds we made along the way.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

as it stands right now

titfucked

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


lol

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Coldforge posted:

Is Lamar Jackson still the MVP?

Seems to me the real MVP of the 2019 season is The Run :colbert:

Ryan Fitzpatrick MVP

Runner up Poona Ford for being named Poona Ford.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Holy poo poo, imagine being Marcus Mariota. I'd loving retire.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

LabyaMynora posted:

Holy poo poo, imagine being Marcus Mariota. I'd loving retire.

he's still gonna get paid millions of dollars to do basically nothing

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Negatives: One excruciating playoff loss

Positives:The Ravens went 14-2 in Lamar's first full season. Lamar improved leaps and bounds over the course of one offseason. They're keeping most of their personnel and are finally rid of Joe Flacco's dead money.

The Ravens should win the AFC North again next season and compete for top seed again. The long-term future of Baltimore football is bright.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Play posted:

he's still gonna get paid millions of dollars to do basically nothing

Yeah, but... "My team struggled until they benched me, and then Ryan Tannehill took over and they became world-beaters," is the type of thing that would cause a nervous breakdown in most people.

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

I expected the 49ers to beat the Vikings, but Jesus, couldn’t they at least tried?

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Mods pls rename the thread to titfucked

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

really queer Christmas posted:

Mods pls rename the thread to titfucked

:hellyeah:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Sorry Ravens fans. Know the feeling. It sucks.

born on a buy you
Aug 14, 2005

Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All
Is tannehil the new Eli?

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



really queer Christmas posted:

Mods pls rename the thread to RIP Mike Vrabel's dick.

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