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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Elephanthead posted:

The Titans have proved don't burn yourself out by winning too many regular season games.

See also: 2011 Giants

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Chichevache posted:

Most Valuable Player of the 2019 Season*


*offer not valid in 2020. Terms and conditions apply.

oh right you're a Seahawks fan I forgot lmao

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Chris James 2 posted:

Mariota might have a tough time getting many more chances considering this is how a team does without him playing for them:

https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL/status/1174900464925601793

I mean if we're going to start calling Mariota a bust I'll be the first in line.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

AndrewP posted:

oh right you're a Seahawks fan I forgot lmao

My team has won a game in 2020. Ask me how it feels.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

AndrewP posted:

oh right you're a Seahawks fan I forgot lmao

or are you Rams? I don't remember

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Way too many drops by the Ravens receiver corps.


Too many contested throws...

Football noob posting doe...

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Derrick Henry is the motherfucking Juggernaut

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
This Ravens team felt like the 98 Viking or 07 pats, just too good to be true

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Lamar is MVP and immune to trolling. It was an amazing season. Swept the Steelers, saved America from the undefeated Pats, beat every good team in the league, and won 12 straight. All while watching a Baltimore offense of all things totally dominate. The team is young, loaded with locked up talent for the next few years but we still have obvious wholes at ILB, OLB, and WR where some middle of the road talent will make a huge difference. Future is bright. I look forward to loving up the sad boys of the AFC North for many years. I do have a few offseason goals:

-Build photo realistic 100% catch rate robot hands. Provide painful surgeries installing these hands on all Ravens pass catchers. Except Hayden Hurst, he's cool.

-Beat up Bill Vinovich. He's blind and mean and I don't like him.

-Train my in utero son till the age of 22 to beat up Derrick Henry. He'll be old with trash knees then but my dumb kid might still lose because Henry loves punching kids from Baltimore.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Against the Titans the dead husk of the Patriots dynasty still scored more points than the Ravens and gave up fewer points.

LOL

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

the patriots would have gotten a 1st round bye if lamar jackson and his band of cinder block handed orangutan fuckfaced idiot gently caress god damnit i'm so mad

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Lamar is MVP and immune to trolling. It was an amazing season. Swept the Steelers, saved America from the undefeated Pats, beat every good team in the league, and won 12 straight. All while watching a Baltimore offense of all things totally dominate. The team is young, loaded with locked up talent for the next few years but we still have obvious wholes at ILB, OLB, and WR where some middle of the road talent will make a huge difference. Future is bright. I look forward to loving up the sad boys of the AFC North for many years. I do have a few offseason goals:

-Build photo realistic 100% catch rate robot hands. Provide painful surgeries installing these hands on all Ravens pass catchers. Except Hayden Hurst, he's cool.

-Beat up Bill Vinovich. He's blind and mean and I don't like him.

-Train my in utero son till the age of 22 to beat up Derrick Henry. He'll be old with trash knees then but my dumb kid might still lose because Henry loves punching kids from Baltimore.

robo willie snead turns to lamar, snappign his neck in one fluid motion. you did not hit my hands i had to turn a full 270 degrees, furhtermore

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Guys, the 2020 playoffs have been awesome. They are cool and good and they’re my friend.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
That is an amazing new thread title.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Sour Diesel posted:

there have been worse playoff exits for baltimore

i've watched a lot of ravens teams jump out of the WC round and kick some fancypants bye week team in the balls so being on the other side of that now completes my fan experience


what im saying is its actually good to lose in the playoffs,

no difference, good and bad things

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

fartknocker posted:

Guys, the 2020 playoffs have been awesome. They are cool and good and they’re my friend.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

fartknocker posted:

Guys, the 2020 playoffs have been awesome. They are cool and good and they’re my friend.

I agree. Isn't it great when Tom Brady isn't here to mess things up?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
BoB Texans could be hosting the Tannehill Titans in AFCC in a week.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

sean10mm posted:

Against the Titans the dead husk of the Patriots dynasty still scored more points than the Ravens and gave up fewer points.

LOL

I mean the pats have a good D.

The offense is a fair point

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

BoB Texans could be hosting the Tannehill Titans in AFCC in a week.

Good lord no. The Titans are cool but BoB is ruining that cool Texans team and it makes me sick to think of them falling into success that prolongs his life in Houston.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

So are the Titans gonna give Tannehill a Flacco contract or what

Big Spine Dono
Dec 20, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Maybe Lamar Jackson should have been a receiver after all.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.
https://twitter.com/TheWilderThings/status/1216216836422934528?s=19

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The Puppy Bowl posted:

BoB is ruining that cool Texans team...to think of them falling into success that prolongs his life in Houston.

This is honestly why I want it lmfao

the "misery loves company" quote but with the company being more miserable and doomed

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I can’t believe the playoffs are so chaotic because of Ryan Fitzpatrick.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

AndrewP posted:

So are the Titans gonna give Tannehill a Flacco contract or what

if he wins superbowl mvp they probably will yeah. superbowl mvps get a lot of money

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
https://twitter.com/AKinkhabwala/status/1216221535175880704?s=20

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
I am quite happy about all this

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

chamois posted:

the patriots would have gotten a 1st round bye if lamar jackson and his band of cinder block handed orangutan fuckfaced idiot gently caress god damnit i'm so mad

The gently caress

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Congrats on vanquishing both Tom Brady and Lamar Jackson Titans.

kalensc posted:

The gently caress

hes talking about his receivers that dropped a lot of passes tonight

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Humphrey owns. Ravens own.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010


Look I love Marlon, but he was responsible for that second TD and going down 14-0 was loving TOUGH. Ravens seemed to abandon their normal gameplan on offense after that.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

kalensc posted:

The gently caress

You got me! Give yourself a nice pat on the back.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



Humphrey rules and I'm glad he's being blunt about this

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Turns out this embarrassing Ravens loss, like everything else, is the fault of a pederast rich dude.


https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2020/1/11/21062095/drake-curse-lamar-jackson-ravens-nfl-playoffs-titans

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



This is quite impressive honestly

https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1216227063725641728

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Ryan Fitzpatrick is an agent of chaos

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Did yall really expect a team that lost to the browns to win

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
That Browns game wasnt 42-0

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Posted this in the last aftermath thread:

seiferguy posted:

Watch, the Ravens are going to choke and it’ll be a lopsided loss for them.

Well well well...

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