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 This is the new OP for the GBS Australia thread. Heres what goes down in the australia thread in GBS:  Talking about whatever depraved poo poo you get up to in this great brown land Being permabanned and reading this thread while you smoke a choice blue and drink a V out the back of the caltex you duty manage on weekends Talking about australia, generally Complaining about wet brained bongheads, or talking about life as a wet brained bonghead Heres whats NOT ALLOWED in the GBS australia thread:  Talking about politics - dont even hint at it or you'll be in big trouble The gold coast, and gold coast life style Asking for advice on checking people out of mental wards to gently caress them in public toilets Your photojournal of becoming the new goatse man (take it to PMs!!!)Useful Links AusGBS thread 2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3848741 AusGBS thread 1: hell Precious Memories 
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Jan 12, 2020 09:18
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Went to the knock shop with damaz and the brothel madam knew him so well she hugged him as he left
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Jan 13, 2020 00:30
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:I've forgotten the story about Damaz and the knock shop, can you fill me in Isaac? I think he was a regular there. I think the story was just that he used to always go "boooooooooooys lets go to the knockieeee" but he never got any takers
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Jan 13, 2020 00:51
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In the olden days of the supermarket there was a special breakfast for staff who worked anzac day morning and it was insane like theyd cook a whole scotch fillet primal and have a buffet of english breakfast ingredients. Now I bet you're lucky if they put some smiths original in a bowl
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Jan 13, 2020 01:03
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I personally think jokes in the heading get old far quicker than they get changed
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Jan 13, 2020 07:24
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namaste
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Jan 13, 2020 08:42
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Did we ever find out what black capsicums are
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Jan 14, 2020 00:40
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Backyard shirtless drunk boxing matches broadcasted on YouTube let’s go boys our thread Mum needs us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbMkff6ZBtI
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Jan 14, 2020 06:06
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Coke cut with ket reminds me of every oval office saying their pingers had heroin in them back in the pinger years
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Jan 15, 2020 03:18
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I've always thought ritalin was by far the best coke substitute but no-one ever understands. Edit: Maybe cause I was always drinking that I always got that effect when maybe its not like that if you're sober
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Jan 15, 2020 04:35
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A fruit n veg manager told me the best thing in the world was knocking off work for the day and unwinding with some shard and bongs while watching tv
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Jan 15, 2020 14:26
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I dont have any prescriptions anymore my brains got fixed
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Jan 16, 2020 01:13
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Rained for a moment before
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Jan 16, 2020 04:08
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Rich people i thought
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Jan 17, 2020 00:57
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Its like you lose all your street cred if you ever lived there
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Jan 17, 2020 00:58
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all the tv station kids mascots sleep in a big bed together
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Jan 19, 2020 15:02
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I thought everywhere just had prime possum my minds blown
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Jan 19, 2020 23:45
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Lets all get affiliate station mascot avatars
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Jan 20, 2020 00:49
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Now im rich and successful I could have any avatar I wanted
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Jan 20, 2020 03:14
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I'll try this one out
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Jan 20, 2020 03:21
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I rushed it and its a bit wonky, such is the penalty for vanity
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Jan 20, 2020 03:23
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Rozzbot posted:Wanna buy me some tyres? I could buy you an avatar but you already basically have the best possible one
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Jan 20, 2020 04:04
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Ive probably told this story 10 times but once when i was a kid i was backstage at the folk festival was humphrey bear was getting ready and I thought the guy in the suit looked like guile from street fighter. His nose was also seperate to the suit in its own special box
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Jan 20, 2020 05:40
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All the animals will need to gently caress like a billion times
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Jan 20, 2020 07:42
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Iirc the maths behind how much they actually need to gently caress is v complex and one of the variables is ‘how likely are offspring to get picked off by a hawk’ which around here is quite high Ive worked it out: one billion times
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Jan 20, 2020 08:43
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my car windscreens smashed but it was already like that
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Jan 20, 2020 10:51
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Im in braddon and i think we got like a couple of frozen peas
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Jan 20, 2020 12:18
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McSpergin posted:Reason number 46383 I can't wait to move into my own place soon: Ive been living with this type of bullshit for a few months and id pay any amount to not have it happen. Like I never want it to ever be on the cards that some family is gonna start living in my house
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Jan 21, 2020 01:44
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A guy told me this story once of this chick getting off the bus and scooping up a handfull of ciggy butts from the gutter then going “butts for dayyyyyys” as she walked off
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Jan 21, 2020 02:51
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I think its heartwarming that a people with a strong bread tradition come here and make us pies because we like eating em
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Jan 21, 2020 07:02
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thatbastardken posted:Goat Pie Guy used to be amazing, like a full on religious experience. He got driven out of business by the rising price of goat meat though I need to know more
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Jan 22, 2020 00:06
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Animals trapped in stuff is a real fuckin test every time. I remember cutting out a little bird that was stuck in chicken wire and it went apeshit biting my hand, and once I freed it it got eaten by a cat. Another time I found a little lamb tangled up in some junk and I leaned over afence to pull it out and didnt realise I was against both a live and ground wire and I got whalloped. The lamb was fine but i felt like i got hit by a car for a few days.
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Jan 22, 2020 08:33
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Tirade posted:lol I forgot that I ended up storing my car in Belco over Fyshwick. Car got wrecked. My friend was sleeping in a shed at a car yard the evening the hail hit and he sent pictures of total destruction in the morning
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Jan 22, 2020 10:31
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Just a JD Miller tryin to make his way in the world
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Jan 23, 2020 05:13
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:every bloke on the pull thinks he's an ID Clark but most of em are GM Maloney at best you screwed up the joke cause clarke is the goony one and gm maloney has a chin like a shovel
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Jan 23, 2020 08:27
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JobActive has determined you only a partial sex pest and as such you must teach for 15-21 hours per week
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Jan 24, 2020 02:04
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:these are all good recs if the old dude who runs the local nursery that always wears a brown button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up, stubbies, and a russel coight hat doesn't have anything good for me My mates dad is a gardener and thats exactly what he looks like
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Jan 24, 2020 09:47
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I turned 30 and can no longer physically tolerate Jjj
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Jan 25, 2020 11:19
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i turned 30 in august not like just now
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