AUSGBS: Dibber Dobbing on your neighbourhood cunt

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anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

field balm posted:

I live at the gold coast now can I still read the thread cunts?

Sure just make sure to censor G*** C****.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 11:34

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:42

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Schneider Inside Her posted:

Had crazy stress dreams last night of starring in a school production of Aladdin

Were you Jasmine or Aladdin?

# ¿ Jan 14, 2020 00:56

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Bill Posters posted:

What do you want on your sandwich? Vaginamite or penisbutter?

We used to say penis paste due to alliteration.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2020 12:12

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I think I might have the corona virus, I can’t stop drinking coronas.

NVJ is patient zero for the corona virus.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2020 08:34

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Isaac posted:

I turned 30 and can no longer physically tolerate Jjj

Happy Birthday mate, it's all downhill from here.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 13:08

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Scales used for basically any trade goods have to be calibrated and certified to NMI standards.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 04:43

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Big Willy Style posted:

I saw a bloke yestersay wearing a tool tshirt and rick and morty cap.

The venn diagram of those two fanbases is just a circle.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 13:44

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

The ice addict story is unfortunate and I have heard similar issues in other areas about having to give back kids to unfit adults. That is more a failure of our mental health care system and drug habilitation programs though.

As for court bias this article seems to indicate otherwise with even more horrifying results.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 02:31

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Laserface posted:

I refused to buy a ticket to download just to see carcass and gently caress Soundworks Touring for pretending to have carcass sideshows to announce when in fact it was just sideshows for the cities where download wasnt going (probably because download had some bullshit exclusivity clause)

I saw them probably 10 years ago now at The Metro in Sydney and it was fuckin' sweet as heck.

They were alright when I saw them come through last time. They don't play nearly enough material from 'Reek of Putrefaction' to make it worth the ticket price.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 02:06

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

well why not posted:

B&S stickers mean he�s probably pretty young. That thing is overcompensation on wheels. Sad lol imo.

The P plate is a dead give away.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2020 06:13

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Caesar Saladin posted:

Since I stopped the weed I have started getting the most frighteningly vivid dreams, I had one last night where I was fistfighting my dad in a dirt pit for what seemed like hours.

Who won?

# ¿ Apr 12, 2020 03:04

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Lolie posted:

Hopefully babbies will stop whining now that some states are going to ease coronavirus restrictions.

I really really hope people do the right thing despite restrictions easing up but I can't help but be extremely pessimistic and think another spike is coming because of this.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2020 01:48

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

tardwrangler posted:

There's a daily megg mogg & owl in the webcomics thread in byob.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3822798&userid=130500&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

He's really good at making GBS threads out a storyline on the trot.

If you don't want to be exposed to the other horrors of the bad webcomic thread (e.g. latex werewolves) you can also see those MM&O strips on Simon Hanselman's instagram.

# ¿ May 8, 2020 01:13

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Blow posted:

I had no idea that Golden Brown was about Heroin.

This is an ironic post right? The lyrics aren't exactly subtle.

# ¿ May 9, 2020 16:33

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Can any WA goons confirm our nomenclature for potato cakes / scallops / whatever? I don't think I have bought one so my mind just immediately jumps to hash browns which are completely different.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2020 01:31

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

NPR Journalizard posted:

The gently caress is this poo poo

Oh wait it's laserface nevermind

Bill Hicks is only good for like a short time when you first discover him in your early 20's.

Hedberg seems pretty timeless though, I still got a good laugh listening to one of his standup albums a few months back.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2020 02:29

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Dont Touch ME posted:

Yea naw yea naw yea naw cunts, this corona virus is bad news, eh? Just the other day I was drivin' me Holden into Perth, me 'n' the mates were meeting up to throw some prawns on the barbie, when I get a call on me cellie:
"poo poo's cancelled, oval office. Donny called it off, he think's he's got the rona."

gently caress me right? These fuckin posh city cunts always pullin sickies when we're trying to get the boys together. Yesterday I was fumin', I just sat around me house smokin. Went through 4 packs of winnie blues, just rippin straight through em. I won't even lie, I got sick about 3 times I was smokin em so fast. gently caress me. I just wanted some grilled prawns and some VBs with the boys, y'know?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Literally the worst attempt at ingratiating yourself into Aussie culture. Useless oval office.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2020 20:13

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

ili posted:

It's a shame NVJ was banned, for he'd surely know what to do.

We really need to get some "WWNVJD" bracelets made up.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2020 01:08

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Airstream Driver posted:

Banh mi over a kebab for mine. I'm never drunk enough to consider a kebab these days.

I wish I knew somewhere nearby for a good bahn mi, I would be all over that poo poo it's been forever since I last had one. The kebab place close to my place is really solid and their pide is ace for something different.

anti-magic fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Jun 20, 2020

# ¿ Jun 20, 2020 03:01

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

has anyone quit drinking soft drink? how did you do it?

Just drink water. Make sure you always have a litre bottle on hand and it takes like zero effort to give up on soft drinks.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2020 18:47

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Metallica did an extremely good job of making thrash metal palatable: they were just fast and aggressive enough to not be off-putting, their riff catalogue was the perfect thing for a novice guitar player to work through (learn For Whom The Bell Tolls then Trapped Under Ice then Battery etc.) and they were catchy.

They were never extreme and their attempts to push the envelope were just longer songs and acoustic sections so it was never challenging music but it was different enough from what other bands were doing.

I never understood how Anthrax got popular, they only got their poo poo together by 'Persistence of Time' and even then that album isn't amazing.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2020 05:19

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Infinitum posted:

Shout out to the dumb oval office from a hot spot in Melbourne and took a train all the way to Central in Sydney

loving give yourself an uppercut you fuckwit.

Melbourne is going to be the cause of the 2nd wave in Australia, and we're going to drag rear end and not shut borders quick enough

What an absolute shitcunt, they just need to lock everything down again because people are going to try and weasel out of it and gently caress it all up.

Really glad that WA has kept the hard border and doesn't want to budge on it.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 08:46

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Bill Posters posted:

There are people who actually think that eggplant can be a parma.

Sick people.

Evil people.

I felt the same for a long time but then my housemate made eggplant parmigiana and I was blown away by how good it was. He put a hell of a lot of effort and made everything from scratch though so it was a lot of work to make something delicious.

Still love a good pub parma though.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2020 02:13

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

pseudomonas posted:

My ex. Not race wars but defo Alex Jones, Sandy Hook conspiracy and increasingly offended by snowflakes, social justice warriors and the Antifa which is clearly is a sign of internet brain rot. But when pressed could never really define a snow flake or tell me why you wouldnt be against fascism. Also was once a smart dude. I think all that conspiracy theory right wing bullshit plays into people wanting to feel like the smartest person in a room esp for people who are good at stem but shite at politics/history/caring for other people

People in STEM typically have either no politics or garbage opinions to begin with so it's very easy to push them over the threshold. Lots of libertarian / centrist-types that hate paying taxes and think people should just do an eng degree so they can get a "good job" like them.

Caesar Saladin posted:

Its been months since i quit smoking and most of the time i don't want a cigarette at all but sometimes I want one so badly, mostly when I'm having trouble waking up in the morning. Its weird the hold nicotine has on you, its like breaking up with a girl. Not like a dramatic breakup, but a sad one where you have to move away or something.

I was never a particularly heavy smoker but I still get the urge for a smoke at the weirdest times in the past few months. It's been nice to quit though, my health just feels way better in general and exercise is a bit easier.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2020 23:45

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

just rename NSW to Victoria, QLD to NSW, and Victoria to QLD. Problem solved.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2020 03:37

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

WA is doing really well and the thought that it could be ruined by a fat billionaire is very depressing right now.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2020 11:30

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

I'm from a STEM background so metric conversions are second nature at this point but I always found it easiest to think of the prefix and associate it with the number: deci- is 1/10, centi is 1/100, milli- is 1/1000, micro- is 1/1000000 etc. From there you can basically scale up and down any metric measurement from metres to siemens. Converting into imperial is a nightmare and not worth learning because those units shouldn't exist.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2020 00:45

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Lolie posted:

Lymphoma is gone.

I have a spot on one lung which was there when I was diagnosed and which hasn't grown in the last 8 months, so they're referring me to a lung specialist to work out whether it should be biopsied or just monitored by the CT scans I will be having every three months.

Congrats on smashing the lymphoma mate.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2020 09:39

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Muk Dumpster posted:

Resigned yesterday, goodbye retail

Congrats mate, what is next for you?

# ¿ Aug 27, 2020 01:15

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

EoinCannon posted:

I tend to reflexively stick my foot out when I drop something to break the fall, definitely going to hurt myself badly one day

I have done that with a can of tomatoes before and it was extremely painful. The can wasn't even open so there was zero harm in it hitting the floor.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2020 12:47

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Jestery posted:

I thought this post was ok.

No-one has said poo poo about it.

Fine.

Keep in your worlds of showers and wanks.

I thought shower milk was a euphemism for shower wank?

# ¿ Sep 27, 2020 09:42

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The caffeine masks the feeling of being drunk, so people get a lot more drunk than they realize because they don�t feel it.

I�m convinced that it also causes people to be more likely to get violent but I have no proof.

I don't remember any if the Woodstocks or anything similar had much in the way of caffeine, it was more that they were easy to drink so you'd smash 'em down faster than your metabolism could handle. By the time you felt drunk you were probably well on your way to being way too drunk with no way to stop it.

well why not posted:

im mixed on alcohol having different effects dependant on how you drink it (an uncle of mine gets "cruel" on scotch [he's just a dickhead in general]) but the caffeine + sugar probably does have some energising factors

Caffeine absolutely has an effect and it's the reason why poo poo like Four Loko got banned in the states. It doesn't cut through the effects of being drunk quite as well as actual amphetamines but it gives you the energy to be a drunk rear end in a top hat for longer.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2020 09:45

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

If rum specifically doesn't give you a hangover as opposed to other alcohol I strongly suspect your mutant physiology should be studied for science because I can't think of a substance custom built to make you feel like total poo poo both physiologically and psychically more so than Australian dark rum

There's your problem mate. I'd probably drink gold mine tailings over bundy. Most of the other dark rums (havana, sailor jerry, kraken etc.) are nice and don't seem to give much more of a hangover than most other spirits.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2020 02:43

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Caesar Saladin posted:

The Boys is so good. I liked the comic a lot as well but the show is achieving something in its own right with a unique tons and a different take on the characters. Its less mean and more modern and slick and it pays off as its own piece of media instead of a straight adaptation.

Like, Stormfront was a very minor and totally different character in the comic, instead we get this mean and sexy performance from Aya Cash who just straight up killed the whole season.

I was genuinely surprised by how well they have adapted the story and managed to excise the worst of the 90's 'edginess' (i.e. misogyny, homophobia) from the source material. The nod to Love Sausage (who was a major character for an arc or two in the comic?) got a laugh out of me.

Not sure how I feel about the reveal at the end of this season but I will see where they take it.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 23:54

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

NPR Journalizard posted:

Is it worth going back and reading the comic? I have only watched the show, and I'm pretty happy with the experience and have no issues leaving it there.

Not really. If you can access the archives you may be able to read them in one of the previous bad webcomics threads where we went through a few issues (or all of it, I can't remember) but I don't think you will get much from it.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2020 09:06

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Visible Stink posted:

New ausgbs gangtag

Fuckin' ace gang tag.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2020 00:29

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Humphreys posted:

~~That new Ultimate Meatball Sub from~~ Subway is not a good thing. Holy poo poo.

Fixed that for you mate.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2020 23:39

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Infinitum posted:

With my final post, I curse Blow.

I only just finished watching this stream (started way too early for WA) and that was an absolutely brutal start. Very funny though, better luck next time.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2020 05:24

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

White south africans from all indications are genuine loving freaks, I remember the story of one who had no idea how to use a dustpan and broom and was absolutely stunned when he was taught how like it was a magic spell

Their racism and privilege is next level. Same goes for white Zimbabweans (especially if they still call it Rhodesia).

# ¿ Nov 4, 2020 13:37

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:42

anti-magic: Sep 9, 2012; We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
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Bill Posters posted:

Horses are dangerous fucken idiots and horse people are the worst.

Always swipe left on horse girls.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2020 02:12

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