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Aware: Nov 18, 2003

i'm alive

# ¿ Oct 28, 2020 13:20

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:17

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

iRend posted:

no post history get out seppo

i'm a big gay baby

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# ¿ Oct 28, 2020 13:41

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Fair.

# ¿ May 12, 2021 00:16

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

People who deliberately face the loo roll flap inwards towards the wall - actual psychopaths or just poor upbringing?

# ¿ May 18, 2021 21:44

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

gently caress trigger warning that poo poo man. I can't even deal.

# ¿ May 18, 2021 22:42

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Did car loan rates go up? My last was 7% and I see people mentioning 5-6%?

# ¿ May 20, 2021 05:10

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

I registered my interest in NSW even though I'm under 40. Won't say no if they fit me in.

# ¿ May 23, 2021 05:33

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Wendigee posted:

get vaxxed goons ugh i hate that we have it available locally but idiots are declining to take it in the hundreds of thousands because politics.

we're pumping canada right now but i think Biden is about to give out more doses.,.. i hope you guys get the bioNtech.

Thanks for keeping me engaged after everyone else here is asleep.

love you guys be safe.

bioNTech=Pfizer and Pfizer = bioNtech if anyone was wondering.... bioNtech actually created it through science... pfizer just helped them create many many more doses because of course they create a shitload of medicine and have the ability to ramp up

Yeah we got pfizer for under 50s. Unfortunately our gov went all in on AZ I clouding signing deals to mass produce it locally and the blood clot thing has thrown a spanner in the works for roll-out.

Hopefully we still mass produce AZ and ship it to every Pacific neighbour.

# ¿ May 23, 2021 09:47

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Lolie posted:

Comfort food dinner tonight. Corned silverside with cabbage and mashed potatoes.

Bam right in my childhood. So goooood.

# ¿ May 25, 2021 09:41

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Schneider Inside Her posted:

Love a good silverside. I been going the extra step and making white mustard sauce. So good. Got a lamb shoulder on the bbq at the moment and my girlfriend brought me home a roasted pork chunk as a treat. Absolutely living the dream

Pfft, 2x tablespoons Masterfoods Australia Mustard mixed with a heaped teaspoon of Masterfoods Hot English is essential to the corned beef, cabbage and mash combo. Anything else is wasted effort.

# ¿ May 25, 2021 11:59

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Subway but you can bring your own roll

# ¿ May 27, 2021 01:38

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Lolie posted:

I have shingles and I'm miserable.

Goondolences. I got then as a teen and they flair up now and then, mostly around the bottom of my ribs. Ugh.

# ¿ May 31, 2021 11:25

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I'm quitting my public service job on monday. Any suggestions?

Something something anime figurines

# ¿ Jun 4, 2021 08:37

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Thanks Lollie, had no idea there was a vaccine. Gonna get that sorted.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2021 14:53

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Remembering all the times stumbling around the shed with a lovely dolphin torch if you were lucky and the batteries were alive to find the camping gas bottle and gas lantern to put inside and read while you waited for the power to come back.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2021 11:51

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Its not like the borders are closed so what was expected?

# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 22:52

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

I've loosely interpreted the underlying conditions questions (blood pressure) and booked for early July. Wonder how much they check, prepared to be turned away but seems ridiculous.

Also lol at teachers not being frontline/esse till enough for vaccines. gently caress.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2021 00:06

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Friend visiting from Perth for work and was going to stay the weekend but has changed flights out to today incase WA locks out NSW harder.

Messy but this is the times we live in I guess.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 03:35

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Getting a formal warning for referring to egg whites as my cum in front of customers

Ease up turbo

# ¿ Jun 20, 2021 00:04

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Just eat pingas at home instead

# ¿ Jun 22, 2021 04:24

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

No sydney lockdown. loving idiots.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2021 02:13

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

thankyou for your service, now go get paid in the private sector

# ¿ Jun 23, 2021 15:07

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Wearing my mask in my home office to show solidarity

# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 03:27

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

The local fancy IGA near me had been stripped of anything better than rump steak. Savages.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2021 04:14

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Laserface posted:

Sweet so I can't leave my house til midnight Friday 9th.

So I cant check in to my accomodation at the snow on the Friday and my brothers lift tickets are still valid for sat/sun.

Nice! Thanks Gladys. You stupid oval office. Two weeks too late.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2021 07:44

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

McSpergin posted:

People always know I'm not a NSW local because I refuse to ask for a "middy" always a pot or schooner

Sames. I default to asking for a pint.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2021 12:12

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Shut the gently caress up about washing your anus

# ¿ Jun 27, 2021 04:55

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I've heard the covid vaccine can give you fever dreams for a day straight, so it's got that going for it

Normally I have to pay for this so I'll be cut if nothing happens when they dose me. PZ straight into my eyeball please.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2021 15:06

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

I'm planning to collect em all.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2021 23:23

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

BastardAus posted:

I simply registered as soon as I knew, having had the Service NSW app on my phone for a year.
Used it to Register. They asked me when - pick a date and time.
They confirmed, shifted some times 15 minutes either way.
I took the train to Sydney Olympic Park. It was a big place with many businesses, but there were signs.
When I got to the destination, there were lines. The lines looked long but moved very quickly.
When I got to sit down and wait for my shot, I thought it would take forever. It took 15 minutes. The doctor/nurse was lovely.
I sat for 15 minutes in recovery and felt nothing.
A nurse came up and asked me how I felt and if I was okay I could go. I thought – you guys really have your poo poo together!
The second time was twice as fast as the first.

Now I have full immunity. What loving difference does it make when Dickhead Scomo says it's 'Not a race"?
It's not a race because he can't organise a piss-up in a brewery, and I hope his loving fans love him even more now he's shown his hand as useless and careless unless you're a happy clappy rich oval office!

Just posting to say I think this is a good post.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2021 12:29

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Double doona crew rise up

# ¿ Jul 1, 2021 04:05

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

We also use two doonas primarily so I can have a blanket throughout the night rather than have it viciously stolen as my partner twists and turns.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2021 06:46

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

The online ATO mygov thing also lets you set fairly reasonable payment schedules too across up to two years when I set it up.

Also all the resume advice seems good, I also go with a 2 pager just put references on request at the end cause they only want that after you've got an offer generally.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2021 00:18

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

blow is back!

# ¿ Jul 7, 2021 11:16

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Yeaaah, you guys are in the same place Victoria was this time last year.

Only without competent leadership. Gladys is going to be saying "we'll get out of lockdown next week" for a long time to come because they didn't contain this bullshit when they had the chance.

This is a no pol zone please restrain your posting to only how this lockdown has ruined your holidqy plans and how many family members you've dobbed in so far

# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 03:35

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Dankey kang tropical freeze is an excellent game tho

# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 04:20

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Lolie posted:

Trying to work out what counts as "recreation" under lockdown rules. Groups of up to ten are allowed to gather outdoors for recreation, and it's mentioned as something separate to exercise, and I remain bamboozled.

No no, it's re-creation. You know, LARPing and the birth of jesus etc.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 23:55

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Lolie posted:

I wonder if Sydney's restrictions will get tightened today. They probably should be, much as it would suck.

Agree they should. Only thing that would impact me is if I can't visit my intimate partner who is a 7 minute drive away. I'd probably just end up moving their for the remaining lockdown though anyway.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2021 23:57

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Laserface posted:

save yourself 6m30s and have a wank.

pop on your cool ski gear, jump in yer fridge and boof some pingas ya numpty

# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 01:25

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:17

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

Both Ikea and Bunnings do online ordering with both delivery and contactless pick-up options.

Also lolling at the thought of Ikea having to sanitise every bit of display furniture.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 05:23

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