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iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



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Posting on page 3, ashamed.

Jackbox?

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iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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I put my phone down yesterday to film a bushfire turns out it was a dust storm (there was still a bushfire 10km away)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgrRmoN15SU

im the 4 seconds of rain

iRend fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Jan 23, 2020

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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advance australian ants

@kharnifex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdEmJ3mwPw0

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Help I was washing my hasnds aqnd my little finger turned into azgro From aadsgros cartoon connection and he's got gwarlic brad

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Caesar Saladin, old mate at 300 queen st is v reliable if you still have him on fb, he's not cheap tho.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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I'll mod. Where do I submit my resume?

Only for this thread tho.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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wildsecrets has $100 off if you spend $300 which on top of their usual specials is pretty special


Some suggestions and thread favorites. I do not work for wildsecrets, I just have sex parts, most people do.

NSFW ofc

https://www.wildsecrets.com.au/p/231678/we-vibe-tease-please-black-collection---sync-vibrator-womanizer-premium?aid=5687 this is like $500 worth of ladydildos for $200 with coupon code LOVE100

https://www.wildsecrets.com.au/p/216964/master-series-ribbed-12-25%E2%80%9D-glass-dildo?aid=5687 I mean why not

https://www.wildsecrets.com.au/p/207591/sexflesh-life-size-sex-doll-with-breasts-and-cock?aid=5687 korgs

https://www.wildsecrets.com.au/p/231922/master-cock-raging-rhino-17-25-dildo-with-suction-base?aid=5687 TFAB?

https://www.wildsecrets.com.au/p/207604/lovebotz-jaxxx-hammer-2-multi-function-sex-machine?aid=5687 Burt?

Any purchases give me 25% and all will go towards avatar changes for Blow and Burt Sexual.

iRend fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Feb 7, 2020

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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hey guys i hear stocks in dildos are about to go way up you should invest in some dildos

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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cored dildos

a man of experience

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Who wants a new job? My little company is hiring in most corners. PM me with the code if you're interested.

code:
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Research Scientist -AI-NLP Melbourne (233301BR)     MELBOURNE, Australia
Manager  ANZ Services And General Procurement (251788BR)     MULTIPLE CITIES, Australia
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iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



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Outrail posted:

Lol I'm not taking a 12 month gig to train my own robot overlord.

post/av combo

you're perfect

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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^ whoa

I know spergin knows this AND IS ANTISOCIAL, but some of you other cunts might not.


There's a discord. It is used for bitching about work, taking sickies, and playing videogames. Get in.

e: it is for good cunts and there's no doxxing (except for that once) and most forum rules still apply, but there's more porn.


https://discord.gg/efPVMRc

(invite good for 10 new cunts)

iRend fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Feb 11, 2020

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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a final solution architect?

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Zazi posted:

what kind of work do you do that's hiring an in-house attorney

What kind of work would you like us to do?

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Isaac posted:

It was valentines day yesterday? No wonder no-one wanted to have dinner with me

I was out all day with old mate who acted kind of surprised that we didn't want him around for the whole 5 hours or so he was around but he deffo knew it was valentines day because he would yell HAPPY VALENTINES DAY at anything with tits and a pulse

no big deal for us as we despise v-day but we did have some other poo poo to do. gently caress mate you're an OK bloke and i'll get you laid if you really want but shut the gently caress up and only speak when I tell you to pls stop, we have to come back to these venues



also get on discord cunts we're not that bad i even unbanned blow the last invite i posted should still be good

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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hey blow do you know what this is

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Yeah we had a reckoning too many Fs. Just rejoin!

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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as per your request, I revert with the following

https://discord.gg/gcCEbA

best wishes,

rend

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Laserface posted:

It's taken me 10 years of on and off therapy but I'm finally in a position where I am in charge of my emotions and I can't really stress enough to all my friends both guys and girls to see a shrink on the reg even if you think you're normal. I'm happier than ever.

Sometimes even just simply talking about a problem makes it less difficult to actually deal with. Literally getting it out of your head and into the ether.

I'm mostly happy. Wtf.

This is a first for this millenium?

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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There's a 100% likelihood this was a gooncamp roughly 10 years before goons were a thing.

Post yourself.

errrr... do I need permission to post this? I'm in it. there's a loving GOOD CHANCE someone else who posts here is in it, too. This is very early 90s.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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panicked, re-stuffing the contents of my over-toasted bean and cheese toastie

DON'T YOU GIVE UP ON ME SOLDIER
*sobbing*

YOU CAN TELL YOUR WIFE YOU LOVE HER YOURSELF


the innards are falling out faster than i can put them back in




i can't save it



:'(

e:

:nms::nms:

iRend fucked around with this message at 12:36 on Mar 3, 2020

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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https://i.imgur.com/PmPcRdt.mp4

rearing, the beast delivers one final blow, spilling its guts on my Good Work Shirt. the cycle is complete, the evil consumed, but at what cost.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

There was a young man from Australia
Who hoarded a poo poo load of paper
As the virus went past
He kept a clean arse
And still had rolls left for later.

Thisll show the boomers on my fb thx

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Blow were the lines any shorter the 2nd or 3rd time around

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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I made steak.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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OK what's this and can anybody tell me what he wants because he's scaring the cat.

https://i.imgur.com/QKwgpG7.mp4


iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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P sure I was confused by a raspy cricket 10 years ago kharn and you ID'd it then too hahaha

e: yep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEvdhJ36YOI

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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I saw a bag of rice on sale for $50 at the Easy Convenience store. Seems a bit gougey.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Discord link for the person that was after it:

https://discord.gg/M39BbaD

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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A BIG BOY



(its only 5c)

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Kharnifex posted:

Do you still have it?

That's a queen, please send it my way

Dangit dangit dangit kharn sorry I let her go.

If you were on discord you'd HAVE AN ANT

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Hey i hear theres a jackbox on tonight starting around 7pm AEST and continuing until more than 7 have passed out.


Come binge drink and be inappropriate with us. Discord voice chat is known to kick the gently caress off.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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BTW here is the link for this

https://youtu.be/rZ7rD2O9XzQ

get on discord for voice chat.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Jackbox going strong, 7 person (i think) quiplash, WILL YOU BE THE 8TH PERSON

no wait 6th lol

https://youtu.be/rZ7rD2O9XzQ


e: hahhaa who the gently caress is zula get in discord

e2: 45m break, back at 9:30pm AEST (this is in 38 minutes)

iRend fucked around with this message at 10:52 on Apr 3, 2020

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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I know it's 20 minutes away but you should all be really excited that jackbox is happening because it gives you the opportunity to just be YOU on voice chat while your terrible jokes are read out by a robot.


e: DING DING DING its time to play internet games with strangers, leave your families.


https://youtu.be/rZ7rD2O9XzQ

iRend fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Apr 3, 2020

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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that first round of the robot rap game must be conserved

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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https://youtu.be/rZ7rD2O9XzQ

2 hours 30 minutes in for the best Mad Verse City ever

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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A pumpkin is a cultivar of winter squash that is round with smooth, slightly ribbed skin, and most often deep yellow to orange in coloration. The thick shell contains the seeds and pulp.

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Lentils are excellent

Those with bean / lentil / chickpea aversions are strange

I SAID IT

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iRend
Jun 21, 2004

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Sous vide big meat thing for 24hrs at 80 degrees, thereby ensuring its soul is fully in the stock.

discard meat


cook lentils in juice leftover very slowly until plump



THE EASIEST VEGETARIAN MEAL EVER

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