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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


One of my fav pubs is about to get flooded out. Again.

King George IV in Picton.
Flooded out once in 2016.
Likely going to be flooded out once the river breaks overnight

Fuckin' :rip:.


McSpergin posted:

I hope some of that is going into the dams at least

Warragamba is meant to be getting a massive influx. Going from 43% to a prediction of 55-70%

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Today in Old People Ruin Everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpz1V4FQVAY

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Count Dabula

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Easter Show cancelled :rip:

I was fuckin fanging for all the food hey.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_tsEVOf7r0

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Went into Sydney today.

There are so many disgusting grotty people about it makes me want to scream.

Some fuckwit passed me on the ramp on the train and I heard him spit on the ground and open mouth cough as other people were passing him behind me.
Was going to tell him off, but that would involve the potentiality he'd turn around and breath on me.

Another guy had no shoes and was barefoot on the train.

Lets just this shut poo poo down and let everyone have a vacation for 2 weeks :cripes:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


"Dad when you get back from overseas it's now mandatory to self isolate. Let me know what you'll need and I'll run you out some groceries"
"Do you think it would be alright if I went into work after hours?"
"...No Dad."

:cripes:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Couldn't get any Yogos at Woolies

This apocalypse is bullshit

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Just shut the country down for 2 weeks and lets get this poo poo over with.

Cause what's going to happen is some dickhead at work is going to get it, you go into isolation for 2 weeks, then you go back, and then some other dickhead gets it... so what, we go back into quarantine?

Lets shut this poo poo down

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


It's alright lads, James Packer is coming to the rescue.

Every second poker machine is getting shut down.

That'll do it James, onya mate.
Coronaavirus. Super simple stuff.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Isaac posted:

Lol really?

Yuuuuuup
https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/crown-casino-closes-half-its-poker-machines-to-stem-coronavirus-spread-20200316-p54afm.html

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Dad just managed to get a flight home by being on standby for like half the day.

poo poo's hosed, tried to get him some basic necessities but there's no bread or eggs atm at Woolies or Coles :laffo:

Can't wait to see what's not available tomorrow!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKe8jze56Vg

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Hours for our manufacturing division got cut today.
My hours have been modified, so we can have a staggered roster, which kinda works out great for me cause I get to have a sleep-in.
IT coming in Monday to setup VPN so we have a proper WFH policy in place.
Very real possibility that we're going to have to let some people go if poo poo doesn't stabilise real loving soon.
Front counter is going cashless, and ANYONE coming through the door that isn't a staff member has to sign their name+number so we can contact them incase of an outbreak.
My inbox is swamped with vendors and their brand new Coronavirus Policy, which all parrot the exact same nonsense, that will all likely be useless come Monday when they need to issue new ones.

It's been a REALLY long loving week, I am stressed the gently caress out, and I really loving wish I had a weed guy right about now.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Doom and Animal crossing are out today.

Animal Crossing is out?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Didn't even know they were making a new one

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


naeka posted:

the most traditional australian quality.

She'll be right mate

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


well why not posted:

do not go to the pub you idiot

Where else am I going to be charged $15 for a pint? My house?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW3JrHH6Zc0

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Severing posted:

Even my wife said the dumbest poo poo to me yesterday claiming it's just a bad flu and only the venerable need to worry. I jumped on that and told her how much of an idiot she is for believing other idiots on Facebook about it. It's going to be a rough ride I think.

Mum and I have been slowly stocking up on supplies over the last few weeks because I've been on her case we're going to need to have 2-3 weeks worth of poo poo up our sleeves as a JIC. We're good, we're golden.
We've also in a position to help our neighbours if they need it.

Literally just did a final final stock/snack run (:boonie:) this afternoon after they announced the 48 hour shutdowns, cause this 100% feels like we're heading to a full statewide/Australian shutdown and I don't want to loving deal with the shops when that happens.
Store was packed, so the secrets out.

Called Dad earlier, as he's in mandatory quarantine coming back from overseas, and I've told him to let me know what he needs for ANOTHER 2 weeks as a JIC. Will try and get him locked down tomorrow if possible.
Thankfully he's going through all my old DVDs+Blurays in storage and has uncovered a mountain of movies to watch; so he's filled to the brim with WW2 flicks lol

My brother on the other hand still thinks his overseas wedding is gonna happen in July, and that people will be in the mood to go. My brother is also a fuckwit and won't hear it from me that a lot of his mates are facing the very real possibility of losing their jobs. He has been very lucky and is essentially going to be marrying into money.. so he doesn't need to worry about anything atm. He's loving off with the fairies and his bogan mentality and lack of empathy is pissing me right the gently caress off.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Like dude is living in a fully paid off house, and he's worried about his loving keeping-up-with-the-Jones destination wedding.

Dickhead.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Lolie posted:

Part of the "don't give a gently caress" factor is the age of clickbait biting us on the rear end. We've become conditioned to ignore hype because it's so rarely warranted. Now the sky really is falling a lot of people don't trust the media not to exaggerate the risk for clicks.

It doesn't help when you read in the media poo poo like "cases have skyrocketed in the last 24hrs" and they just announced like 20 new cases or something.

Like gently caress sake.. yes we do need to be really really careful about this thing, because it can and will spread exponentially if left unchecked, but temper your words a bit.

Airstream Driver posted:

Checking my temp every hour by shoving a meat thermometer up my arse.

Don't forget to baste yourself regularly.


Kharnifex posted:

Calling it now, by Tuesday, everything in Sydney will be shut down.

Was a ghost town today

It's obviously not important in the slightest atm, but I finally had my appointment for a new tattoo after a few months of looking around and consults for 2 weeks from now so :lol::rip: me once we lockdown.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Looking forward to reading about Coronagate shortly.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Look legalise weed, and I'm pretty sure we'll stimulate the economy back to what it needs to be within a week.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Likely stocking up for an entire offices worth of people to WFH.

I'm not saying it's not dumb, but it makes more sense than 5 years worth of toilet paper.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


The suuuuper fun thing is they haven't announced how long the shut down is going to be for, which is doing ~wonders~ for my anxiety.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004




All of these places:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw_cdqQHGA8

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I really wish they'd just fuckin call stumps at this point and have Australia shut shop for a few weeks.

It's gonna loving happen anyway, may as well just get it loving over with.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Today has just been.. exhausting.. bunch of people let go at work. Didn't sleep at all last night stressing about my job.. just over it.




Literally can't be hosed to do anything tonight.

Australia's seems to be a few steps behind following New Zealands lead, and they're shutting down for a month.
Feels like we're doing this drawn out staggered shut down, and it just needs to happen already.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Scomo on the telly with the half measures.

Just shut us down oval office.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Barre? BARRE?



...I'll get back to you Barre.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Mode 7 posted:

This.

Welp, time to go to bed so I can get up for my 5am shift in the office.

I'm genuinely fortunate to still have a job

It's super fun walking into work knowing quotes are drying up, tenders are all for later in the year, orders are being put on hold... noones spending any money, because companies are worried about the next week let alone the next month.

Also doing loving WONDERS for my anxiety having people let go Monday, then again on Tuesday.
Will I have a job tomorrow? Can't wait to enter the job market with 1 million brand new unemployed jobseekers!

Just shut this poo poo down, not these piss-ant half measures. Can't go to my pilates class that'll do it Scomo, cheers you spineless oval office.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


spaceblancmange posted:

Imagine Warnies prepper basement full of nothing but baked beans.

Do the baked beans react to the Talking Boonie doll? Asking for a friend.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Fired an entire manufacturing division today.

Then I got in my car drove around the corner and just cried my eyes out.

Literally don't even remember driving home today.

Likely to be out of a job by weeks end.

I'm so loving tired.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Looking forward to hoarding all that Easter chocolate noones gonna be buying.


This is top tier 80s aesthetic.

Gives off a kitbashy vibe

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Soooooooooo how about that mandatory 2 people gathering limit?

*lodges intention to claim*

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Breathe Deeper quickly becoming my unofficial pandemic theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs-MtItyOFc

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Lolie posted:

About time. Now let's see if they enforce it. The PM's statement implied that it's up to the states whether or not they enforce it. It's kind of pointless if they don't.

https://twitter.com/GladysB/status/1244202263834267651

It's a lockdown in everything but name at this point. Going to find out tomorrow if work is going to let me work from home, or stand me down. Weeeeee.

As poo poo as it is, at least we're not America which is already at 2,000 deaths a day.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


There is apparenty a $1500 a fortnight subsidy coming for employers to keep people in jobs, which should hit.. tonight? Tomorrow?

They're calling it the Job Keeper package or some poo poo.

gently caress knows.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Went to docs office this morning, as I have mild symptoms, and they are not loving about.

Not allowed to enter the office and told to go wait in my car for a phone consultation, receptionist made it sound like they're likely to test me.

So that's my morning this far.

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Lolie posted:

Australia is doing a lot of testing relative to other places. Last week we were at 558 per 100,000 people compared to 117 in the UK and 22 in the US.

We've had some unforgivable gently caress ups, but overall we have our poo poo more together than most other countries.

Got a referral to get tested this afternoon :suicide:

Looks like they've relaxed testing requirements as I haven't been overseas/been in contact with someone overseas (Other than dropping off groceries to Dad on his porch)
Talked to the boss who freaked the gently caress out thinking he'd have to shut down immediately. Well.. like... loving people have been asking to work from home for like the last 2 weeks, that's you're own loving fault for having to stress about this.

All things being equal I'm very glad I live in Australia, I know I'm going to get looked after, and I've already done all my prep work if I have to go into quarantine.
I wish we were more stringent about this, and think we do need to lock the country down for a few weeks, but I 100% agree that we're doing better than other countries.

Can you imagine being in America during this poo poo? Estimated deaths are between 200,00 - 1 million+
Fuckin sort it out

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