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Only my butt though, no particular reason

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I wear a bracelet that says "BOOTY DONOR," my friends all laugh but the EMT's will know what it means.

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Not telling my family so when they come to identify my body and my butt is missing they can draw their own conclusions.

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It doesn't have to be for medical science. If say a sociologist or an electrical engineer can find a good use for my butt they can have at it, as it were.

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Chuck Tingle sneaking into the morgue dressed as a scientist.

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My butt in a lab hooked up to all kinds of machines to keep it alive. The scientists shuffle around it awkwardly. They have no use for my butt and don't really want to keep it but they don't want to look like jerks by discarding something freely donated.

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My butt and its complicated life support system effectively being regifted to different institutes over and over again.

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Henrietta Lacks what google THIS has

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After some of the concerns raised ITT I have decided to specify my donation recipient in my will. I am interviewing an interested party later today, a B. D. D. Dongle, PhD, BA,
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

asses to asses and butts to butts

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The mad scientist's hunchbacked assistant accidentally drops my butt and is forced to steal an abnormal butt instead (Kim Kardashian's).

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Fuzz Boxer posted:

One day I woke up and my whole body was numb, shivering. I was staring at a ceiling I didn't recognize.Some jerk had taped a piece of paper to the side of my face. I pulled it off and saw it was a note "YOUR rear end HAS BEEN REMOVED, SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION!" and I realized that I was laying in a bathtub full of ice.

rear end. Cut.Off.

Crank 3: Even Crankier

Chev Chelios must retrieve his stolen butt before time runs out, and it's going to be yet another wild ride because he can't sit down to rest.

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Butts are the most requested item at homeless shelters, so with every Bomb-rear end butt you purchase, we donate a butt.

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