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My washing machine has a one hour cycle that takes 70 minutes Explain that science byob |
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Jan 18, 2020 00:59
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the rapid revolutions of the washing machine slow down time, much like how superman can reverse it by flying around the planet really fast
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Jan 18, 2020 01:00
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it depends on how full the soap tray is
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Jan 18, 2020 01:30
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tradjik posted:it depends on how full the soap tray is Please be joking |
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Jan 18, 2020 01:56
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Chewbecca posted:My washing machine has a one hour cycle that takes 70 minutes maybe your clocks are fast 
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Jan 18, 2020 03:19
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Washing machine designer man had but one weakness: he never anticipated anyone being bored enough to time a wash cycle.
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Jan 18, 2020 03:41
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nothing concerning clothing can have accurate measurements. it is the law, op.
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Jan 18, 2020 03:44
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Maybe my washing machine has imperial time when I'm used to metric |
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Jan 18, 2020 04:03
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Chewbecca posted:Maybe my washing machine has imperial time when I'm used to metric an imperial hour is roughly 69 metric minutes so that does makw sense
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Jan 18, 2020 04:09
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As with all laundry, it entirely depends on how fast you wait.
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Jan 18, 2020 04:27
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I have this problem. My dryer says “60 minutes left” and then 10 minutes later it says something like “30 minutes left” I’ve tried to explain math to it but I don’t think it’s listening.
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Jan 18, 2020 04:44
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we call that a "launderer's hour" |
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Jan 18, 2020 04:50
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FluffieDuckie posted:I have this problem. My dryer says “60 minutes left” and then 10 minutes later it says something like “30 minutes left” Your washer was meant to be paired with my dryer cos together the math might work out! |
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Jan 18, 2020 06:09
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FluffieDuckie posted:I have this problem. My dryer says “60 minutes left” and then 10 minutes later it says something like “30 minutes left” It's going by the moisture in the air drawn from the drum. if the clothes were well spun or dryer than expected then it will show a lower time after a few minutes. However, my washer is weird in that a 60 minute load will extend itself by double... I don't understand the mechanism by which it does that. |
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Jan 18, 2020 06:27
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Tarkus posted:It's going by the moisture in the air drawn from the drum. if the clothes were well spun or dryer than expected then it will show a lower time after a few minutes. However, my washer is weird in that a 60 minute load will extend itself by double... I don't understand the mechanism by which it does that. This is a good explanation but why are my clothes still wet when it stops?
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Jan 18, 2020 06:33
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FluffieDuckie posted:This is a good explanation but why are my clothes still wet when it stops? Then the sensor is NFG |
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Jan 18, 2020 06:36
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That was my fear. Add the dryer to the list of household appliances that are conspiring against me.
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Jan 18, 2020 06:49
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FluffieDuckie posted:This is a good explanation but why are my clothes still wet when it stops? Thunder only happens when it's raining |
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Jan 18, 2020 08:40
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FluffieDuckie posted:This is a good explanation but why are my clothes still wet when it stops? did you put your dryer on the ‘weird’ setting?
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Jan 18, 2020 14:40
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watho posted:did you put your dryer on the ‘weird’ setting? Delicate.... naw... Permanent press? The hell? Timed dry... hmmm Oh! weird. Guess I'll try this one? |
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Jan 18, 2020 15:26
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Chewbecca posted:Thunder only happens when it's raining Players only love you when they're playing |
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Jan 18, 2020 15:50
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Heather Papps posted:Delicate.... naw... I stayed for a month in this apartment where the dryer had two heat settings: "Medium" and "Regular"  Also I think the washer had "cotton" and "casual" Come on just say gentle vs regular and warm vs hot jfc i still to this day have no idea what was what |
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Jan 18, 2020 15:52
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alnilam posted:I stayed for a month in this apartment where the dryer had two heat settings: "Medium" and "Regular" If you buy the premium dryer you get two more settings: normal and average |
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Jan 18, 2020 19:55
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| The Jaunt: Laundry Edition | |
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Jan 18, 2020 19:57
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my washer has 3 settings, "wash," "washer," "washest" whereas my dryer lets you select either "it was when you put it in" or "you'd ideally like"
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Jan 19, 2020 00:54
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FluffieDuckie posted:I have this problem. My dryer says “60 minutes left” and then 10 minutes later it says something like “30 minutes left” It's downloading dry versions of your clothes and network speeds can vary. |
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Jan 19, 2020 02:28
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google THIS posted:It's downloading dry versions of your clothes and network speeds can vary. sometimes packets end up getting lost and that’s why socks and such end up disappearing
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Jan 19, 2020 05:03
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watho posted:sometimes packets end up getting lost and that’s why socks and such end up disappearing This is it, we've finally solved the mystery. Also, their code needs better linting. |
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Jan 19, 2020 05:16
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Manifisto posted:my washer has 3 settings, "wash," "washer," "washest" My washer has no nose! How does it smell? Like laundry detergent Edit: I think I quoted the wrong post. Dang Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 13:45 on Jan 19, 2020 |
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Jan 19, 2020 05:49
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alnilam posted:I stayed for a month in this apartment where the dryer had two heat settings: "Medium" and "Regular" my dryer has a single control knob, labeled with regular, medium, air dry, energy, and cool down i basically just turn the knob without looking and hope it works out edit: the manual says that the energy setting is short for "energy preferred" but i still have no idea if that means less heat or more heat over a shorter time or what edit 2: i should also add that all of these settings are duplicated on the knob twice, for "timed" on one half and "air" on the other, i guess my dryer can dry things using something other than air??? Dip Viscous fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Jan 19, 2020 |
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Jan 19, 2020 08:45
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Pretty easy to lose track of time when listening to the Sonic Youth album Washing Machine. |
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Jan 19, 2020 13:47
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Dip Viscous posted:my dryer has a single control knob, labeled with regular, medium, air dry, energy, and cool down the legendary vacuum dryer. welcome to the 21st century |
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Jan 19, 2020 15:34
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yes, i spend 80% my time being confounded by ordinary household appliances and wandering around feeling like i've just suffered a concussion everyone should do this, operating under the assumption that every basic thing in your home will not work is a great stress reduction |
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Jan 19, 2020 15:54
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The washer in my building pulls this nonsense, too, but the dryer is mostly honest and aboveboard in all its dealings. |
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Jan 19, 2020 16:42
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Bought a new brain washing machine but the settings are "manchurian" "monarch" "ultra" and "hypnotoad" but the manual is mostly emojis and magic eye images so I might have to just return it. |
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Jan 19, 2020 17:43
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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD |
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Jan 19, 2020 18:04
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My appliances are mostly in Japanese. I can understand maybe half of what the buttons say on average. |
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Jan 19, 2020 18:57
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:My appliances are mostly in Japanese. I can understand maybe half of what the buttons say on average. Pictures please very much please |
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Jan 19, 2020 19:16
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alnilam posted:I stayed for a month in this apartment where the dryer had two heat settings: "Medium" and "Regular" Medium is the size, Regular denotes cream+sugar. |
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Jan 19, 2020 19:19
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doctor: you have thirty minutes to live me, very concerned: are these regular minutes or washing machine minutes?
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Jan 19, 2020 21:44
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