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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > dangerous combinations
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City of Glompton

 split ends + boredom + scissors

long car ride + 5 lb bag of sugar free gummy bears

soft kitty tummy + sharp kitty claws + poor grasp of cause and effect

* # ? Jan 18, 2020 21:44
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 a big bag of snack nuts meant to last me all week + concentrating hard at work

* # ? Jan 18, 2020 22:33
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Macnult

 six pack + nothing to do

* # ? Jan 18, 2020 22:52
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Winifred Madgers

 you + reading my posts

sorry, guys

* # ? Jan 18, 2020 23:22
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Winifred Madgers

 hitler + irony

well, hitler + anything, really

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 00:00
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 Coke, mentos, your butt

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 00:03
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Godzilla + large population coastal cities

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 00:08
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 Godzilla + Matty Broderick

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 00:11
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
An aspiring lich + your rare phylactery collection

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 00:12
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 Byob + your collection of rare unnatended vases

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 00:14
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
A chickencheese sammich and my facehole

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 00:16
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Manifisto


 divine power + boredom + seven unoccupied days


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 00:16
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Manifisto


 tequila + sleeping friend + sharpie


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 00:19
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
The right to remain silent + lacking the capacity to do so

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 00:19
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Heather Papps

hello friend

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

The right to remain silent + lacking the capacity to do so

A tiny bit of legal information + the internet + being bold enough to refuse to give a pig your driver's license

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 00:28
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Manifisto


 dad + innocent child who says "I'm hungry"


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 00:33
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
An elephant + your watch. I mean, your fence.

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 00:49
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Chinatown

by Fluffdaddy
hangover + lack of unhealthy food

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* # ? Jan 19, 2020 00:50
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 a man + a plan + a canal + panama


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Jan 19, 2020 00:55
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Manifisto


 too many marshmallow peeps + microwave oven


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 00:56
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
G' Nerb L'ern the Unrelenting and a room full of glazed donuts

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 02:22
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Dross

Every night he puts his hot dogs in the trees so the pigeons can't get them.

 4-6-32 was my 7th grade locker

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 02:47
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biosterous
a ritual to summon otherwordly beings + a tendency to stutter



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 02:55
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Winifred Madgers

 the good + the bad + the ugly

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 03:37
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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

 people + computers


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant
* # ? Jan 19, 2020 05:00
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Chinatown

by Fluffdaddy
gravity + my beer that inadventantly uncoupled with my hand :sigh:

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* # ? Jan 19, 2020 05:08
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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
 stupid people + Internet access + social media

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 05:34
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FutonForensic

 me + halo: master chief collection sniper slayer + my crosshairs + your n00b head + mtn dew


* # ? Jan 19, 2020 05:47
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City of Glompton

 hot from the oven pizza + irresistible desire for pizza in my mouth

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 06:20
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idiotsavant
 really old man balls + gravity

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 09:07
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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


 0000 everyone tries it

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 13:21
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 Romeo + Juliette = :rip::rip:

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 17:49
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Manifisto


 gwyneth paltrow + rich idiots


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 18:50
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 A fool + his money

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 19:18
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biosterous
(penny + wise) + (pound + foolish)



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 19:40
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Finger Prince


 hadouken+shoryuken

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 19:46
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 Fire type + grass type

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 20:16
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xcheopis


 Sourdough bread + butter + aged cheddar + oven at 350 for 7-10 minutes

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 20:49
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idiotsavant
 my face + ur rear end

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 23:39
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City of Glompton

 chicken + cheese

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 23:52
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