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* plenty of time to reminisce about all the social faux pas I've ever made. Did I spit on you once while talking? it's 3am so better relive that moment in excruciating detail! |
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Jan 20, 2020 17:11
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* the hallucinations provide a great conversation topic at parties |
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Jan 20, 2020 17:31
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* so much time to clean out closets
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Jan 20, 2020 17:50
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* being the only member of the household who has seen all 564 episodes of Law & Order
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Jan 20, 2020 17:50
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The beauty of solitude, also, almost always winning the "I'm soooooo tired" game adults play |
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Heather Papps posted:The beauty of solitude, also, almost always winning the "I'm soooooo tired" game adults play Guilty ---------------- |
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Jan 20, 2020 19:03
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The only one that's ever bested me ended up getting a booboo bus to the er from a heart arrhythmia caused by lack of sleep So I'm good with my silver medal |
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Jan 20, 2020 19:18
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Heather Papps posted:The beauty of solitude, also, almost always winning the "I'm soooooo tired" game adults play I will see people talk about it for ages and say nothing, but if asked I'll just casually be like "oh I was awake between midnight and 5am" and everyone is like wow you're so cool and adult with your chronic insomnia  
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Jan 20, 2020 22:27
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more time to work on my cosplay of Al Pacino from the movie Insomnia
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Jan 20, 2020 22:48
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[deliriously] I'm a dirty cop. [gestures at nothing] I did bad things. [jaw slackens] ---------------- |
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Jan 20, 2020 22:49
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With my busy schedule there's no way I'd be able to get everything done, but with Chronic Insomnia I can hold a 40+ hour job, make all my art, do the dishes, clean the cat box, sweep the floors, scrub the bath-tub, fold the laundry, organize my desk and STILL have time for video games and tv!
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Jan 21, 2020 00:18
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not being able to hold down a job means not having to work! 
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Jan 21, 2020 00:38
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If I can't sleep, then the clowns can't get me. |
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Jan 21, 2020 00:43
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it's okay! they are just trying to return your credit card you left at the pub (muffled evil honk noise) ---------------- |
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Jan 21, 2020 00:45
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I have no credit card and I must debt. - Ellison's horror story about student loans |
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Jan 21, 2020 00:55
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Answering the question how I'm able to work on so many things at once with "I usually work at night to be productive" to avoid revealing my secret without lying to someone's face.
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Jan 21, 2020 01:10
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Me and stoner sloth had an immediate bond |
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Heather Papps posted:Me and stoner sloth had an immediate bond Fredrik1 posted:* the hallucinations provide a great conversation topic at parties Chewbecca posted:* More time to spend posting on the something awful dot com internet forums watho posted:not being able to hold down a job means not having to work! Heather Papps posted:The beauty of solitude, also, almost always winning the "I'm soooooo tired" game adults play so many good answers ITT - I like having lots of time to read also i think being constantly tired has forced me to be a chiller person than i might otherwise have been cause avoiding stress and trying not to constantly be snappy at people because tired will do that mostly though my favourite thing has been having time to post at odd hours with you, my friends on BYOB!!
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Jan 21, 2020 03:34
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Stoner Sloth posted:so many good answers ITT - I like having lots of time to read 
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wouldn’t be awake to make this post at 4 am otherwise
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Nothin like bringing your own soda to the wendys at 12:30 am to go with the spicy chicken sandwich / daves single 5$ combo probably not the healthiest lunch but sometimes u gotta treat yourself ---------------- |
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im late night (well, ok... 6am) posting this w no sleep so i feel i need to add: being able to make any error or mistake below a certain magnitude and just be like.. hey im sorry, its 3am. and people wont poo poo on u as much then |
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Jan 21, 2020 07:35
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Stoner Sloth posted:so many good answers ITT - I like having lots of time to read Being awake at all hours of the night in Australia means posting with my BYOB pals during their daytime hours 
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Mine isn't chronic but it's happening live in real time right now. Weird that I only ever get it on work days. That's weird right? Probably nothing to do with the general sense of loathing I also get on work days. |
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Chewbecca posted:Being awake at all hours of the night in Australia means posting with my BYOB pals during their daytime hours 
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Professor of Cats posted:I wish I was able to buy you a beverage of your choice right now Thank you friend I'm gonna drink cheap wine and be sad 
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Jan 22, 2020 07:37
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*More time to get to know myself Biblically. |
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Jan 22, 2020 08:05
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Definitely a good time to pet An Handsome Fellow, who is, you will be horrified to learn, shockingly neglected in the wee hours of the night. |
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* stargazing and hoping you get to see a shooting star i will have my wish some day, i just gotta be patient |
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Jan 23, 2020 08:10
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My insomnia has led to a prescription of Seroquel which allows me to dictate exactly when I get tired and want to sleep so in a way the treatment for my insomnia has given me unprecedented control over my sleep schedule |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:My insomnia has led to a prescription of Seroquel which allows me to dictate exactly when I get tired and want to sleep so in a way the treatment for my insomnia has given me unprecedented control over my sleep schedule Oh man I miss q-ballin' Another great thing about insomnia is becoming delirious three days in and losing touch with reality (which is a bonus cos reality sucks) |
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Jan 23, 2020 10:19
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haha. 04:28 am. lol
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Jan 23, 2020 12:28
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It's kinda chill to stay up until 5:17am and sleep to wake up now at 13:29. It feels like you really are getting somewhere. Let's see if there's still someone at work.
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lots of time to listen to music or podcasts although i’m not a big fan of listening to podcasts because i’m afraid of falling asleep and missing the content
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[goggle-eyed] i falsified evidence in a number of rape trials ... murders... cases where we knew they did it, we knew we had the bastards, but-- [smacks lips stupidly] if they take me down... all those scumbags get back on the streets... ---------------- |
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The mirror dog |
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Jan 23, 2020 22:13
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with insomnia you'll never miss those 4 am knife show shopping blocks on the TV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp5Nt2MUHms |
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