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whisky stones: a great accessory that says "commitment". i will not let even the smallest drop of water enter my body
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Jan 21, 2020 04:28
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Apr 29, 2024 10:30
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- City of Glompton
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little umbrella: classic, a starter ingredient. everyone should try these for an instant 'tropical' feel
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Jan 21, 2020 04:29
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- City of Glompton
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Little TreeTM: get coconut for an instant 'tropical' taste
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Jan 21, 2020 04:30
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- City of Glompton
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Breath of the Wild cartridge: great if you are out of (or have never purchased) bitters. it has a certain herbal freshness that MarioKart lacks. one or two dunks'll do ya
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Jan 21, 2020 04:30
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- City of Glompton
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Beggin Strips: dogs don't know it's not bacon and neither will you by your 4th bloody mary
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Jan 21, 2020 04:51
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- City of Glompton
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(you'll still know the celery isn't edible tho)
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Jan 21, 2020 04:52
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- City of Glompton
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Welcome to "la inědïbįlē" can I interest you in a starter platter of dead batteries and toenail clippings or shall I just being throwing rocks at u?"
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Jan 21, 2020 04:57
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- Horace Kinch
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here's my recipe for "sandgria sunrise"
red wine
fruit (go with apples or kiwi or whatever. tomato is a fruit too i guess. so is a jalapeno pepper. get creative)
sand
put it all in a jar and shake, sip by the sea. if you dont have access to the sea fill a nearby kiddie pool with water, salt, and any excess sand from the sandgria prep
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Jan 21, 2020 06:01
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- City of Glompton
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mmmmm. gritty.
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Jan 21, 2020 06:45
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- Escape From Noise
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The Futurist Cookbook posted:
Tactile Dinner: Pajamas have been prepared for the dinner, each one covered with a different material such as sponge, cork, sandpaper, or felt. As the guests arrive, each puts on a pair of the pajamas. Once all have arrived and are dressed in pajamas, they are taken to an unlit, empty room. Without being able to see, each guest chooses a dinner partner according to their tactile impression. The guests then enter the dining room, which consists of tables for two, and discover the partner they have selected.
The meal begins. The first course is a 'polyrhythmic salad,' which consists of a box containing a bowl of undressed lettuce leaves, dates and grapes. The box has a crank on the left side. Without using cutlery, the guests eat with their right hand while turning the crank with their left. This produces music to which the waiters dance until the course is finished.The second course is 'magic food', which is served in small bowls covered with tactile materials. The bowl is held in the left hand while the right picks out balls made of caramel and filled with different ingredients such as dried fruits, raw meat, garlic, mashed banana, chocolate, or pepper. The guests cannot guess what flavor they will encounter next.The third course is 'tactile vegetable garden,' which is a plate of cooked and raw green vegetables without dressing. The guest eats the vegetables without the use of their hands, instead burying their face in the plate of vegetables, feeling the sensation of the greens on their face and lips. Each time a guest raises their head to chew, the waiters spray their face with perfume.
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Jan 21, 2020 07:00
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- Escape From Noise
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A steak, tied to a brick, and hurled onto the table.
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Jan 21, 2020 07:02
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- Finger Prince
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The clam shells in my deconstructed caesar
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Jan 21, 2020 09:05
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- google THIS
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"Well, I have to say, that Büche de Noel martini was very tasty. And so creative, I mean the garnishes just looked so real."
(turning pale) "Did...did you eat the mushrooms?"
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Jan 21, 2020 14:07
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- alnilam
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"Ah yes, the glass is made from spun sugar"
Me, mouthful of martini glass: "...cool."
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Jan 21, 2020 14:37
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- FutonForensic
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we shrank your own mother and put her somewhere in this mai tai. can you do it?? can you drink this mai tai, knowing that every sip might be your own mother?!?
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Jan 21, 2020 15:36
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- Galaxander
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Yeah I'm not crazy about mint, could you do a mojito but just muddle some astro-turf instead?
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Jan 21, 2020 15:52
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- City of Glompton
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scotch too boggy? spritz it gently with febreze for a clean fresh taste
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Jan 21, 2020 16:23
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- idiotsavant
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we focus on terroir-driven cocktails that embody the vital nature of the city around us. all of our ingredients are foiraged within a ten block radius. let me point your lips to our "street sweeper" made from an old shoe muddled with two cigarette butts and shaken with a bottle of Wortner's Best Extra Dry Gin from the corner store
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Jan 21, 2020 16:24
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- idiotsavant
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we shrank your own mother and put her somewhere in this mai tai. can you do it?? can you drink this mai tai, knowing that every sip might be your own mother?!?
everyone pooh-poohs the whole "girl drink" thing but you know, what if we triued to take them seriously? as an aethetic and philosophically?
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Jan 21, 2020 16:29
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- City of Glompton
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coconut rum, blue curacao, pineapple schnapps, crushed ice, edible flower garnish, and a whistled sea shanty from a pirate also it's a lady pirate, there were quite a few of them you know, we've shrunk her down and added her to the drink. please mind the cutlass it can cause a nasty nip
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Jan 21, 2020 16:40
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- Finger Prince
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Tom Cruise
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Jan 21, 2020 16:51
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- City of Glompton
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The Manicure -
2 oz acetone
1 tsp lemon juice
pour over fingers into glass rimmed with glitter
garnish with two cotton balls on an orange stick
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Jan 21, 2020 17:18
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- Heather Papps
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So if you wanna join the gang, you gotta drink the boot vodka.
Sounds easy, pshhhhhhh
Oh that's not the end speedy, that's just the-
Lemme guess, I gotta eat the boot?
What? No, that... that's dumb as all gently caress, speedy. Jesus. No, you put the boot on, walk across the moonpath ghostgate to the maw of liminality. There you will accept the mantle of chaos from the prince of the storm, and fly on fell winds, returning to us, a full initiate.
then, you eat the boot.
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Jan 21, 2020 17:25
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everyone pooh-poohs the whole "girl drink" thing but you know, what if we triued to take them seriously? as an aethetic and philosophically?
If we did, we'd be much more advanced as a species.
sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!
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Jan 21, 2020 17:43
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- idiotsavant
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covering my sins from god as i crunch the miniaturized lady between my teeth, tiny ladybones lacerating my gums & mouth
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Jan 21, 2020 18:32
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- idiotsavant
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god dammit who made this cocktail its just full of blue ballpoints
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Jan 21, 2020 18:45
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- idiotsavant
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"out, out, drat spot!" i scream as i frantically scrub at the bloody stains covering my champagne coupe
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Jan 21, 2020 18:47
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- Escape From Noise
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God drat it I remember that. So creepy.
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Jan 21, 2020 19:20
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Apr 29, 2024 10:30
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- idiotsavant
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its going to take me two hours to get the sharpie marks off my face after i drink this cocktail, but man, its totally worth it
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Jan 21, 2020 19:28
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