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we focus on terroir-driven cocktails that embody the vital nature of the city around us. all of our ingredients are foiraged within a ten block radius. let me point your lips to our "street sweeper" made from an old shoe muddled with two cigarette butts and shaken with a bottle of Wortner's Best Extra Dry Gin from the corner store
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May 15, 2024 23:43
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we shrank your own mother and put her somewhere in this mai tai. can you do it?? can you drink this mai tai, knowing that every sip might be your own mother?!?
everyone pooh-poohs the whole "girl drink" thing but you know, what if we triued to take them seriously? as an aethetic and philosophically?
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Jan 21, 2020 16:29
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covering my sins from god as i crunch the miniaturized lady between my teeth, tiny ladybones lacerating my gums & mouth
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Jan 21, 2020 18:32
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god dammit who made this cocktail its just full of blue ballpoints
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Jan 21, 2020 18:45
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"out, out, drat spot!" i scream as i frantically scrub at the bloody stains covering my champagne coupe
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Jan 21, 2020 18:47
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its going to take me two hours to get the sharpie marks off my face after i drink this cocktail, but man, its totally worth it
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Jan 21, 2020 19:28
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May 15, 2024 23:43
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its a delicious cocktail where you get slapped in the face every time you try to take a sip
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