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Jan 21, 2020 04:52
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"Ah yes, the glass is made from spun sugar" Me, mouthful of martini glass: "...cool." |
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Jan 21, 2020 04:53
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So it's called a sour toe cockta-MOTHERFUCKER DID YOU EAT THE TOE?! THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH YOU???@!@? |
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Jan 21, 2020 04:54
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Welcome to "la inědïbįlē" can I interest you in a starter platter of dead batteries and toenail clippings or shall I just being throwing rocks at u?" |
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Jan 21, 2020 04:56
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So if you wanna join the gang, you gotta drink the boot vodka. Sounds easy, pshhhhhhh Oh that's not the end speedy, that's just the- Lemme guess, I gotta eat the boot? What? No, that... that's dumb as all gently caress, speedy. Jesus. No, you put the boot on, walk across the moonpath ghostgate to the maw of liminality. There you will accept the mantle of chaos from the prince of the storm, and fly on fell winds, returning to us, a full initiate. then, you eat the boot. |
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Jan 21, 2020 17:25
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https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/first-vaginal-beer-bottled-instinct Mmmmm. |
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Jan 21, 2020 17:49
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Bats are bugs. Also, this is called the honeybee flight. You begin with a bite of beeswax, move onto pollen and propolis, then we douse you in Royal jelly, cramming ever more into your gullet. When you've begun the transformation, we move on to the final course, honey. When you are sated, you are beaten near death and tossed in an alleyway, superceded by a new queen. It only costs 450, 000!!!! |
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Jan 22, 2020 13:38
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