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watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i walk into the common living space interrupting a hot argument to a choir of “ooooo”s and whistles and despite my day obviously having been way easier going than what’s going on here i say something like ive had the most stressful day imaginable. the irony is lost on me but the audience goes apeshit

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biosterous




one person asks "what are you doing?"
another follows up with "i am posting on byob". the entire audience hollers this line with them.



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Escape From Noise

Pulling a cats and going into the audience while also being the embodiment of the uncanny valley.

Escape From Noise

Are mods stage managers or narrators?

alnilam

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Are mods stage managers or narrators?

Think of me as The Big Giant Head from 3rd Rock from the Sun

Escape From Noise

Emptyquotes are applause/hoots/hollers/etc.

Macnult

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Emptyquotes are applause/hoots/hollers/etc.

wearing a lampshade



SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Emptyquotes are applause/hoots/hollers/etc.

Escape From Noise

I get so high I stare straight in front of me, agaoe for several minutes.

"Oh my GOD! I'm on TV!"

alnilam

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I get so high I stare straight in front of me, agaoe for several minutes.

"Oh my GOD! I'm on TV!"

They're filming her! And then they're gonna film me! Oh my gooooooooooooood

cda

by Hand Knit
I Kramer into the thread and then stop... Something's wrong. Why isn't the audience applauding?

Heather Papps

hello friend


Because it's me, sneaking up behind you, with a big cake! SUPRISE CDA WE DIDNT FORGET!

Bonaventure

by sebmojo
i have a heart attack and die, but the audience thinks it's part of the performance

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

the intro stops i walk in to the room and is met by roaring applause for the full 30 minute run time and then it cuts to credits



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

DeathCrabForCutie
oh fuc-
*Kramers in* "Hey guys! What're we posting about today?"

*Audience boos. A beercan hits me right in the forehead*


sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

alnilam

Bonaventure posted:

i have a heart attack and die, but the audience thinks it's part of the performance

The Moliere Effect

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


The ghost of FYAD slides through the door and yells the n-word

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Are mods stage managers or narrators?

The mods are unpaid interns, living their lives huddled over the drop button because they do NOT want another call from the FCC for "flagrant posting violations that violate the geneva convention".


:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile:h:
:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




New mod, fresh faced out of mod school: WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS??

Old grizzled mod: Ah, i see you've met Kurt! *waves to the backdrop* hello, old friend!


:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile:h:
:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

Gone Fashing

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
robin williams receives philosophical advice from the top of the goatman's rear end visible above a picket fence

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

The ghost of FYAD slides through the door and yells the n-word

this is not what i meant when i said you should kramer!



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

The mods are unpaid interns, living their lives huddled over the drop button because they do NOT want another call from the FCC for "flagrant posting violations that violate the geneva convention".


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

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