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Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Is this the annual doomsday virus that ultimately amounts to nothing?

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Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Burt Sexual posted:

Y’all got any suggestions for an updated thread title? I didn’t even click in here bc I hate nihilism. Op you can pick

Annual doomsday virus that will ultimately amount to nothing

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

I thought there was no cure?

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Drone_Fragger posted:

heard that 2000 people were in contact with infectious chinese persons who flew back to the UK before the ban on leaving came into force, so basically the UK is now plague island. the government is covering it up so far but the hospitals are already turning people away and the ambulance service no longer responds to calls.

Source: Pulled out of your rear end in a top hat

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

UnknownTarget posted:

Has there been indication that it's particularly bad for anyone who is not old or in already frail medical health?

UK Government says no.

quote:

Based on current evidence, Wuhan novel coronavirus presents with flu-like symptoms including a fever, a cough, or difficulty breathing. The current evidence is that most cases appear to be mild. Those who have died in Wuhan appear to have had pre-existing health conditions.

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/wuhan-novel-coronavirus-information-for-the-public

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Would rather have this than Ebola because at least with this I’d only be dying instead of making GBS threads myself inside out and dying

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015


This bit:

Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, director general of the WHO posted:

“Of known cases, most people exhibit milder symptoms, but about 1 in 5 people have severe illness, including #pneumonia and respiratory failure,” he wrote. He said he is concerned that the outbreak is coinciding with flu season and impacting health systems.

Is he saying that its only having serious effect on about 1 in 5 people?

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

MorrisBae posted:

First death outside of China - 29-year old with HIV

https://twitter.com/ANCALERTS/status/1222418931085914112

Saw this earlier. I notice that most news sources are leaving the HIV+ part out of the headlines

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Fojar38 posted:

It's worth remembering that this virus emerged in early December and the CCP was actively covering up its severity until mid-January. The virus probably managed to leave China in that time and if the "complications for 1 in 5 people" thing is taken at face value then we should have seen more pronounced effects outside of China by now if this had the potential to reach Spanish Flu levels of pandemic.

I’m guessing it’s complications for 1 in 5 people who we know have it aswell. If the symptoms really are mild for some people then there could be some people who have this thing and not even realise it.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

QuarkJets posted:

That's how I read it. But the word "only" downplays how worrying that rate really is; imagine how hosed we'd be if even 1% of people simultaneously caught viral pneumonia

No you’re right I could have pricked my words better there.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Delta-Wye posted:

The official numbers are not jivving with the first hand accounts I'm seeing of overwhelmed funeral homes, etc. Either the chinese posters/translators I'm reading are LARPing or the official deathtoll numbers are bullshit.

Kinda feels like that scene at the end of Ghostwatch where they realise the calm live feed they’re watching of the haunted house is pre-recorded and when they reboot the system they find that it’s actually in loving turmoil.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

MarcusSA posted:

I can’t tell if this is a serious post or not.

I haven’t got a link but I read about that earlier it’s true unfortunately

Edit: here you go...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/l...f0811db2faee083

quote:

Thousands of people are being kept on board an Italian cruise ship as tests are carried out on two Chinese passengers suspected of having caught coronavirus, a spokesman for the Costa Crociere cruise company has said.

Reuters reports:

The couple arrived in Italy on 25 January and boarded the ship, the Costa Smeralda, in the port of Savona that same day. They subsequently came down with a fever and are suffering breathing difficulties.

The liner has visited Marseilles in France, and the Spanish ports of Barcelona and Palma de Mallorca this week before docking on Thursday at Civitavecchia, north of Rome.

None of the 6,000 passengers and crew are being allowed off the ship while medical checks were carried out to see if the pair had the potentially deadly coronavirus, the company spokesman said.

He said it might take “a few hours” before the situation became clearer.

Chrs fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Jan 30, 2020

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

unpacked robinhood posted:

My sister served on a navy boat for a few months. They all got a stomach bug from the cook, then quickly ran out of meds and TP

Always wanted to hang my rear end off the side of a boat and poo poo in the ocean. I saw it once in this pirate picture book I had when I was a toddler. I feel like that would be an opportune time to just go for it

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

The amount of c* I saw walking around town today coughing their lungs up whilst making no attempt whatsoever to cover their mouths doesn’t bode well for the UK when this thing eventually gets here

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Jan 30, 2020

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Shaocaholica posted:

I bet there are people who think this virus only affects chinese people and if you're not chinese the virus will skip you.

There absolutely will be

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Holyshoot posted:

Did they declare this about any of the other viruses in the past?

This is all of them I think

2009 Swine flu
2014 Polio
2014 Ebola
2016 Zika virus
2018–20 Kivu Ebola
2020 China novel coronavirus

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

https://twitter.com/elliotwagland/status/1223238440713584641

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

It doesn't look like they're going to tell us poo poo about those two patients unfortunately. They're from up north though I gather since they're being treated in Newcastle

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Does the flu shot actually stop this thing though?

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

It’s going to be a long one guys

BBC News: Coronavirus will be here for some months, says health secretary

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

QuarkJets posted:

Basically you're probably fine if you're an average adult but some not-insignificant fraction of people are in for a bad time if they catch this.

What do you think it’ll be like for the average adult?

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Middle aged lady on the tram this morning coughing up a lung but not covering her mouth. Just spreading her germs all over the loving place like it wasn’t a big deal. Not saying she had the Coronavirus but if you’re going to behave like that you’re utter scum

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Who are BNO News anyway and how reputable are they?

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

A screening of Holmes and Watson because they clearly didn’t want to outshine any of the other activities lol

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Vegetable posted:

Is BNO like the Official SomethingAwful News Source for wuhan virus or something. I mean their Wikipedia checks out but this thread is literally the first and only I’ve heard of them

I raised this few pages ago and asked how reliable a news source they are and no one really answered me

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

MarcusSA posted:

Dude they literally have news in the name.

Absolutely trustworthy.

If only it we’re so simple these days

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Lol sorry for not just taking the claims of an unfamiliar news source at face value.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Yeah we're not a smart country

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

monkeytennis posted:

I was in York with MY WIFE the weekend before last. There were lots of Chinese tourists especially down the Shambles and around the Minster.

A week and a bit later we’ve both got a virus that’s kicking our rear end.

Am I going to die? :ohdear:

Bape Culture posted:

Errr have you been to the doctors coz the uk cases are literally from York op

If you’re seriously concerned then the NHS procedure is to call 111, explain the situation and then they will advise. You’re not supposed to go to the doctors or go out at all if you suspect you have it because that would risk further spread.

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/wuhan-novel-coronavirus/

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Mozi posted:

i'd never heard of them before but all they're doing is collating and collecting other officially published stats. nothing i've seen them post has been speculative or unsourced

Yeah that’s all I was asking really. Thanks!

I’m seeing a lot of poo poo news sources pulling things out their rear end about this or doom saying to sell papers/get clicks so I figure it’s always worth checking

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

poty posted:

It has killed six people so far in the Wuhan area of China since December. There are 308 confirmed cases (also in China I think). Experts from Imperial College estimate the actual number of patients at 1700.

The OP seems so quaint right now

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Burt Sexual posted:

I pmd mrs sexual and she says I’m a worry wort :smith:

If it all kicks off on your cruise at least you’ll be able to say I told you so

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

monkeytennis posted:

Work was a struggle today but I haven’t been off sick for over 20 years and I’m a stubborn Yorkshireman so it ain’t beating me.

Take a day off you gently caress face nobody wants your germs.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Carth Dookie posted:

I bought some stuff off eBay that's coming from China (eventually). I wonder how much of the package by percentage will be comprised of deadly flu virus.

If there was any virus on it it will absolutely be dead by the time it gets to you

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

monkeytennis made the news

quote:

Third person in UK confirmed as having coronavirus and they have been taken to a specialist NHS centre

This breaking news story is being updated and more details will be published shortly. Please refresh the page for the fullest version.

Third coronavirus case confirmed in UK https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51398039

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Apparently that third UK case is in Brighton

https://www.theguardian.com/world/l...est-update-news

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Here’s Nintendo apologising for the coronavirus loving up their production cycle

https://twitter.com/Nintendo/status/1225307909510193152

Translation posted:

[Nintendo HP] "Influence of New Coronavirus Infection on Production and Shipment of Nintendo Switch and Other Products (Apology)" is posted.

===

Thank you very much for your patronage of our products.

Due to the current outbreak of the new coronavirus infection, it is expected that production and shipment delays will be inevitable for peripheral devices such as the Nintendo Switch and Joy-Con produced in China for the Japanese market. Was. Similarly, shipments of the currently out-of-stock "Ring Fit Adventure" are expected to be delayed.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

We will work hard to deliver the product as soon as possible, while keeping an eye on the effects of the new coronavirus infection, and we look forward to your understanding.

Chrs fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Feb 7, 2020

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Do you think the queen actually said “hashtag coronavirus”?

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Virus needs to do something exciting soon because this threads getting a bit poo poo lately what with all the slap fighting and Sandshrew porn

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Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

PathAsc posted:

This is all either a big nothing burger or we're kinda hosed on

Either way, lol

You’d think 3 weeks on we’d have a better indication by now of which it’s going to be

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