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poty posted:It has killed six people so far in the Wuhan area of China since December. There are 308 confirmed cases (also in China I think). so it only kills 2% of the people it infects? that's a weak rear end virus, you probably won't even notice which person stopped showing up at the office. you need at least 25% lethality to make your morning commute slightly more bearable!
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1redflag posted:Death is inevitable, OP. My infamy will live on forever.
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Jan 21, 2020 21:06
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I do find it very suspicious that this happens right after china pushes a pig off a bungee tower
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Jan 22, 2020 07:25
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other people posted:Wanna see this guy's hospital bill. a fate worse than death, really
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Jan 24, 2020 14:22
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It's actually equally deadly across all ages, it's just that the internet generation never leaves the house
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Jan 25, 2020 16:44
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maybe they know something about the origins of the virus that we don't 
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Jan 25, 2020 19:28
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it's going to be real interesting when the country where everyone is armed to the teeth starts thinking that anyone sneezing is a deadly contagious zombie out to infect them
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BeefThief posted:WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE that's ok I don't feel like anything meaningful was going to happen during the next forty years of my life anyway
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Feb 7, 2020 07:26
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i wonder if the box has a light and something to sit on inside or if you're just supposed to stumble around inside it, constantly getting slammed into the walls in complete darkness as they drive you around seems fun
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Feb 7, 2020 07:59
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kinda tempting to waste $250 on a full face mask for my commute to work
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Feb 8, 2020 09:30
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Oh wait that one does not have the correct filter type to deal with this situation, this one is better
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Feb 8, 2020 09:40
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single payer healthcare but the parking is $1000/hour should have had parking insurance
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Feb 29, 2020 10:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hks6Nq7g6P4 I am so sick of hearing "it's just a flu bro" from coworkers also really sad to see AvE blame the media, i thought he was smarter than that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KF1j99Qd0M
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Mar 14, 2020 10:12
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I'm pretty sure my mother just wanted grandma to die at that age too, sitting at their bedside in the nursing home listening to senile incoherent racist rants takes its toll after a while
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Mar 14, 2020 13:10
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I think almost every home bathroom I've been in has a shower in the same room as the toilet. If you can't get TP just get a bar of soap and jump in the shower after you have a poo poo, sheesh. I guess it doesn't work if you have one of those stupid wall mounted shower heads, in that case learn to do handstands or whatever.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:06
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TheAardvark posted:what kind of shower head are you talking about that wouldn't reach your rear end in a top hat? Shouldn't you be cleaning your rear end in a top hat any time you shower anyway  this kind of bullshit, and yes you really should
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Mar 14, 2020 16:13
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i refuse to die before i got to play the last of us 2 and the final fantasy 7 remake
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Mar 14, 2020 17:22
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the preparations are complete
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Mar 14, 2020 18:47
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Well?  
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Mar 14, 2020 18:56
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:For a 1000 bucks that thing better suck your dick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ_ZTBmKpX8
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Very interesting read about the increasing likelihood of such pandemics quote:If you and I were having this discussion 100 years ago, there were 6 billion fewer people on this planet. It took us the better part of our total existence of the species, 300,000 years, before we hit the 1 billion mark. But in 100 years we’ve added 6 billion people and we’ll add another 4 to 5 billion before the end of this century. we are so hosed
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Mar 15, 2020 10:55
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protip, if it's a video clip on imgur it usually has sound you just have to right click it, show controls and unmute it
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https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-51892402quote:Sir Patrick and the UK's chief medical adviser, Prof Chris Whitty, have said they intend to publish the computer models on which their strategy is based. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owI7DOeO_yg
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Grape posted:The English have become insanely self-destructive over the last five years. If they are no longer part of the world they have technically left the EU too. Brexit means brexit! Boris will get it done!
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Mar 15, 2020 21:23
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Philthy posted:has anyone figured out how long it would take to run out of porn? I think it's probably like youtube where they produce several days of new content every hour so you will never have time to watch it all. Maybe you can run out eventually if you're a hardcore multiboxer and build a giant wall of TVs.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SjJxs3muxk it's quite catchy
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Mar 15, 2020 22:07
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I forgot to check the toilet paper shelves when I went grocery shopping earlier but flour and rice was totally cleared out. Everything else was fully stocked though. I bought some extra snacks to enjoy during the apocalypse. It felt gross having to open various freezer doors and punch in my card pin code at the end, lots of people are definitely getting infected while shopping I think.
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Mar 16, 2020 15:38
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if people start eating their pets one of them is going to contain some extremely aggressive strain of ebola that finishes us off and we will have deserved it
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LionArcher posted:I’m worried about the last of us part 2 Just go outside, it has better graphics
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Mar 16, 2020 18:00
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Imagine how the world will look in a thousand years, after the abandoned big brother contestants finally escaped the house and entered a barren wasteland that they had to repopulate.
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Mar 18, 2020 07:52
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china bot posted:https://www.wxyz.com/news/national/coronavirus/gov-whitmer-to-shut-down-dine-in-services-at-bars-and-restaurants-across-michigan  but with a scissor on the end
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Mar 18, 2020 20:32
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Thermometers. Go to your local auto parts store and ask for the cheapest non-contact infrared thermometer. Probably a bunch on auto zone shelves because people don't realize it's a goddamn thermometer. Or rockauto, amazon, you know, anywhere else that sells thermometers for measuring exhaust pipe temps. Just get an indoor outdoor thermometer and cram the outdoor unit up your butt, it's not unreasonably large and now you can transmit your core temperature wirelessly all day! 
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Mar 18, 2020 22:41
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hemale in pain posted:wow so a guy at work who was previously a flat earther is now saying coronavirus is a HOAX. i was just like you're maaaaaad. try to agree with him and argue that italy isn't even a real country and see what his response is
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http://conferencecall.biz has never been more relevant than now
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Mar 21, 2020 10:07
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:it broke his brain. Actually I think you'll find Trump has just discovered the perfect way to guarantee his reelection 
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Crimpolioni posted:I'm glad for him tbh, and I wish I'd gotten one. It's diy buzzcuts for me for the next while. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK7_VSpTyVY
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Popoto posted:that dumb dog was trained to do that. it has not emotions and thoughts of its own. its a garbage animal with an unclean rear end in a top hat that manipulates humans with its fluffyness i wonder how covid-19 affects toxoplasmosis carriers
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JK Fresco posted:NB: chloroquine phosphate is not the drug. Do NOT buy it and poison yourself Give it a couple more weeks and people will be eating urinal cakes to get some of that sweet, precious Chlorine
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The silly contactless Apple Pay feature on my phone suddenly became useful last week as a way to pay for food without poking at the same gross keypad as all the infected people
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