succ posted:

My guess is portable gas chamber. If you listen to her last scream, it sounds like she’s losing consciousness as her scream comes to silence. Very disturbing poo poo.

sincx posted:

If Sanders is elected president and the People's Daily put out a hit piece using anti-semetic language from Nazi Germany in its headline, you don't think there'll be consequences?

Bip Roberts posted:

old and busted: moonies
new and cool: flu-nies

snoo posted:

WHY???? I DON'T UNDERSTAND?????????

Hadlock posted:

Ask and ye shall receive

vyelkin posted:

Not much, what's Jude Law with you?

SKULL.GIF posted:

Has to be https or it won't embed

freckle posted:

get the beans inside of you by any means necessary

twoday posted:

Golli posted:

She seemed to imply that all beans were equal, and I'm not buying it.

I want to know what the best bean for long-term survival.

Feldegast42 posted:

We really need to get a goon approved list of poo poo you need to stock up on

Victory Position posted:

Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:

I would like to inquire: dried vs canned

FistEnergy posted:

I'm a transmission grid engineer and I will 100% be working even if the entire country is collapsing or boarded up. My wife stays home with our young kids. I'll probably start changing in the garage before/after work, showering right after I get home, and not overlapping my home and work life at all. Thankfully I usually work alone or with a couple electricians at most. It'll be weird if things go the way they're predicting.

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/GadflyPersia/status/1232140357397336065?s=20

GABA ghoul posted:

If you are fat you can live of that for months. Some portly Scottish guy water fasted for almost a year and survived it. He started taking vitamin polls towards the though IRC, so maybe buy some of those

Mayor Dave posted:

Dried are cheaper and easier to store but they do require cooking so they're less convenient, if you have a pressure cooker like an instant pot dried are pretty easy to make but if the power goes outyoure sol

Iron Crowned posted:

It mostly kills people 55+, so it's the boomer death virus

magiccarpet posted:

someone ps baghdad bob in front of the stock market, a cruise ship and silver boxes

twoday posted:

Schnorkles posted:

No, there was a bunch of data from Wuhan that put the CFR at about 1.8%. Fatalities are almost entirely limited to the 70-79 and 80+ age bands.

silentsnack posted:

(1) get some kind of sauce that says "TEXAS" on the bottle. bbq, chile, hot sauce, whatev. doesn't matter what's inside the bottle so long as the label says "TEXAS" in allcaps, so if you wanna get cute you can just print your own label and stick it on whatever.

(2) get on a roof or yard or somewhere with at least a 150-degree view of the sky.

(3) rub liquid TEXAS all over your junk and think about how loving stupid the world is that you've actually read this sentence.

AceOfFlames posted:

Ok, is there anything OTHER THAN loving BEANS I should be stockpiling? Like, is there a "Babby's first prepper food meal plan" or whatever the gently caress I can look at?

Also, I keep seeing Netherlands as this virus free island in the middle of Northern Europe in all those maps. Like hell that's happening.

Schnorkles posted:

mods

Schnorkles posted:

i'm beginning to suspect that forums user "angerbeet" isn't posting in good faith

Schnorkles posted:

i'm theoretically supposed to head to SF at the end of March and starting to think that may end up cancelled.

rump buttman posted:

buy more beans

twoday posted:

I guess this gives me a good excuse to buy a stil

What kind of booze can you make from beans?

BUSH 2112 posted:

you have to drink a corona out of a bat's rear end

Shear Modulus posted:

VomitOnLino posted:

learn to grow the onions in your gross unwashed butts