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Can't believe this is China's solution to getting the world to cut down on CO2 emissions.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2020 22:24 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 00:08 |
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If only the UK had Brexited sooner, it would have been entirely isolated from the rest of the world by the time the virus burned through the rest of the world. Now it will perish with the rest of us. Science writer AND a contributor to the NYT? This guy is less trustworthy than a fake twitter doctor.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 08:59 |
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SpaceCadetBob posted:pretty sure they will all end up in a camp for a month before getting to go home.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 14:03 |
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hallebarrysoetoro posted:this wouldn't seem like a panic inducing situation if it wasn't for the fact that china is flipping the gently caress out of it, which makes me think this virus is causing cytokine storms and the deaths are vastly underreported
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 18:37 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:what da gently caress then how did we get a fish virus??
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 21:49 |
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Niton posted:Quoting this to remind that a significant portion of cases, which may range anywhere from a minority, to a plurality, to an outright majority, will never actually see a hospital despite being infected. This isn't Ebola where it just murders you without treatment.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 07:33 |
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Niton posted:Going off the confirmed cases, it's 53 deaths out of 1975, for a death rate of 2.82%.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 08:24 |
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Mantis42 posted:OTOH 49 people saved so far out of 1985 infected is a survival rate of only 2.5%
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 08:29 |
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Fly Molo posted:lol jesus imagine if a disease like this had a 50% K/d CODChimera posted:imagine a 100% k/d
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 08:59 |
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The mastermind has revealed herself.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 13:07 |
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We need to euthanize anyone who has coughed or sneezed the last three weeks, anyone they've been in contact with, and anyone those people have been in contact with. It's time we make the hard choices.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 16:15 |
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The corona virus was designed to kill non-pedophiles, and released upon Epstein's death.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 20:31 |
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Shear Modulus posted:do the surgical masks not protect you from germs? thats what i always see people wear during flu season
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 21:03 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:everyone forgot about brexit, which is in 5 days lol
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 21:50 |
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gh0stpinballa posted:what does the 5.35 number mean
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 21:55 |
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Admiral Ray posted:eh, capitalism is a necessary step on the way to socialism so who's to say whether it's bad or not
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 18:36 |
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Luckyellow posted:Wait, is it actually totally possible for a virus to specifically favor a race over other? I have no idea, that's a mind blowing thing if true. dex_sda posted:Well, the gene that makes you lactose tolerant started in Europe, and spread from there. As a result of that random starting point and the demographics/reproduction patterns since then, caucasians are less likely to be lactose intolerant.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 16:49 |
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Luckyellow posted:I didn't mean to use 'race's but that's super interesting. I always figured that a subsection of a population was susceptible to disease due to their income levels and diets following from the restriction of their income plus genetic diseases that's passed down but that they would actually have some resistance or weakness to a external virus is just something I just learned today.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 17:28 |
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Pump Jockey posted:My CEO just sent out a company-wide email telling everyone to not panic about coronavirus because absolutely none of our employees or clients have traveled to China in recent weeks.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 17:30 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:so wait this disease is racist against asian people SKULL.GIF posted:More like misandrist. Corona-chan will bring us paradise by killing all men! - A woman trying to avenge the one child policy - A man trying to offset the one child policy to increase his chances of finding a wife - Someone trying to increase his chances of getting a hot Asian wife.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 18:47 |
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Doc Walrus posted:Also, are there any cases in the UK yet? An outbreak coinciding with no-deal brexit would be... something
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 21:09 |
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vyelkin posted:no but apparently they requested eu help to evac their citizens from wuhan two days before leaving the eu lmao owned
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 21:14 |
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Dreylad posted:If I remember my biology, aren't there immune system cells that attach themselvs to/consume virus cells and then explode?
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 22:23 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:Martial law!!!
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 20:43 |
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CAPS LOCK BROKEN posted:Also telling how whites eagerly donated millions to save koala bears in australia and cathedrals in paris but won't raise a finger to help with wuhan, except condemn chinese people as usual CAPS LOCK BROKEN posted:Doesn't matter, to white people all asiatics are some kind of hive mind so a local government fuckup can be directly laid at the feet of the national government.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 22:04 |
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CODChimera posted:also we should probably find a better balance between 'solved in 5 days' and 'the apocalypse'
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 17:24 |
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Real hurthling! posted:truck would get through that unless theres a bunch of sand or something behind it
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 23:17 |
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Jel Shaker posted:vending machine related accident killed more than Sars lol
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 14:29 |
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Modest Mao posted:Imagine if E. Coli broke out from some Avocados in LA County and people around the world avoided shaking hands with latino people for fear of pooping themselves to death, making memes about the trashy costal folk and their oily fruit
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 20:10 |
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Shear Modulus posted:thats a boring "escape from china" if hes just going to take the train like everyone else. i was expecting a car chase or him hiding in the bushes while a guy looks for him with a flashlight
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 20:29 |
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:the image of LA as surfer dudes and celebrities is true, if youre a 70 year old whose never left your home state of south dakota.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 21:18 |
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BoldFace posted:We have a first corona baby!
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 19:03 |
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I'm hearing reports that the Costa Corona has capsized and all the passengers are being evacuated.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 06:49 |
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Xaris posted:how have you never had the flu before?
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 08:41 |
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Charles 2 of Spain posted:Home, they'll never find me there!
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 11:30 |
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hemale in pain posted:i have a hard time believing that spraying them like that is doing anything.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 14:00 |
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Mummy Xzibit posted:Wouldn't we be seeing a much higher number of infections/deaths outside of China if those tencent statistics are true?
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 21:10 |
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CODChimera posted:where are all the dead bodies though
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2020 17:42 |
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LookingGodIntheEye posted:All part of the plan, as their alien doppelganger takes their place. Xi had been an alien all along, and we are seeing his plan to replace humanity in action.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2020 18:21 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 00:08 |
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succ posted:I think that it could be a Chinese BioWeapon that was accidentally released and that they are doing everything that they can to cover it up and contain it. Not because they care about people but because if it "gets out" and devastates the world they will be charged with some sort of war crime(or equivalent) and have to pay compensation. Maybe break up China like Germany after world war II? It was never meant to be released on their own people. One good thing to come from all of this is that the Chinese people are beginning to realize that their "Awesome Leader" is not everything he proclaims to be and may start to get out from under his thumb.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2020 20:50 |