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Nice, good luck, have fun, stay healthy
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 17:41 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 17:32 |
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Please goons, do not go to Wuhan right now, seems dangerous
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 21:22 |
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My spurs jangle as I quake in my cowboy boots, scared silly at the thought of an oriental fish disease sterilising my cock and bulls, and the hogs too
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 23:01 |
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reports coming in that the virus can spread through "electronic posts" on the internet
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 00:47 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:Viral genome has been sequenced its worse than i expected. oh my god
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 01:26 |
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thats okay. its fine
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 00:34 |
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TeenageArchipelago posted:lol How many US infections before the pres tweets about bioweapons
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 02:14 |
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pancake rabbit posted:gdi i posted this in the gbs thread by accident nice, i dont like boston
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 21:55 |
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Reports coming in that wuflu is killing every single person who makes a racist post in a China thread
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 22:11 |
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i hope this is a big learning experience for anyone who believed the US response would be better than China's
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 16:49 |
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The Skeleton King posted:What does the virus even do? Since everyone on earth is guaranteed to be exposed sooner or later, how much should I care when it finally spreads to me? you get all coughy and fevery and you stay home for a while because the cost of seeking treatment seems like a bigger threat to your life. you probably survive
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 17:24 |
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gently caress. i cant believe it. this is worse than 9/11
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 17:29 |
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false. why would the chinese develop a biosuperweapon that targets chinese lungs? think, bill
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 17:47 |
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reports coming in that the virus is targeting the "enemies of freedom"? any proof of this?
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 17:55 |
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Mackers posted:yeah it's great that news outlets are reporting "official government figures" instead of y'know pointing out that our broken healthcare system is helping the virus spread and killing people would help prove bernie's case for m4a, a no-no
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 18:11 |
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Rectal Death Adept posted:crying about bat jokes 100% caused the bat jokes, so maybe it is you who is the racist you should start smoking cigarettes, i hear it helps keep the virus away
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 18:46 |
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my president has a fever?
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 19:54 |
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if the presidents coughs im going to "cum"
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 19:55 |
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this is elder abuse
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 20:00 |
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2020 16:09 |
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Are there any cool at home DIY corona tests I can do or do I just wait for signs of neurological damage?
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2020 16:10 |
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Blockade posted:So what does your average American think this is exactly? Grocery stores sold out of toilet paper but still have plenty of soap A toilet paper shortage
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2020 16:33 |
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snoo posted:WHAT THE gently caress IS THE GOVERNMENT DOING WHYYYYYY pretending nothing is wrong is good for the Economy
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 20:38 |
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expect nothing less from this psychotic citadel of capitalism we call the "the united states"
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 20:41 |
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one thing to look forward to is the clearer, more beautiful skin we will proudly wear on our faces when its all over
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 20:44 |
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D1E posted:This actually perfectly describes the feeling. I traveled on company business last week and flew throw two international airports, multiple flights, and hours-long layovers. Last night I had a sore throat, and this morning I have the weirdest feeling in my upper chest and dry coughing. Barely a fever at all and no difficulty breathing but I'm actually not obese (at least not by goon standards). I called the city health department and they told me to stop being a pussy until I can't breathe on my own and refused to test me. idk, ive been coughing all week but theres no way to find out lol
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 20:46 |
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D1E posted:Can I admit that I'm curious what everyone's gonna be posting on Instagram in like three weeks? clips of me farting on subway cops
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:05 |
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lord G*d really made this one special huh
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:10 |
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if theres one thing that should brighten you up, its imagining the extended terror currently felt by our president, a notorious germophobe
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:15 |
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Negostrike posted:This is gonna be the biggest population bottleneck since the Toba supereruption that happened some 70 thousand years ago right no but your nana and peepaw might not make it
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:18 |
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you are now entering CORONAWORLD
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:20 |
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Rip Testes posted:So Trump is giving a national address tonight. What's the usual sniff count so as to detect an uptick tonight? idk but if my president coughs on TV im going to cum
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:20 |
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D1E posted:Nerd goon alert! quick cough on him
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 21:25 |
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He'll sure look the fool when the president's lungs melt
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 02:30 |
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Seems like the US is handling this well
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 02:46 |
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drat I should've gotten groceries before Society collapsed
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 15:24 |
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can we push this back a week? animal crossing isnt out yet
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 17:23 |
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hes talking about our president
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 17:29 |
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Dolphin posted:so is ohio just the butthole of america as usual or does 1% of america have this right now its absolutely everywhere at this point, we now live in whats called a "plagueworld"
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 22:24 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 17:32 |
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Lpzie posted:how hosed do things need to get before the internet is gone. please dont be afraid of society collapsing lol
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 22:26 |