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Lol at being so old and drunk that you need a brigade of people just to figure out what you did last night
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Why is there a travel criteria Why can’t I go to the doc and if they have the equipment just say “test me for this please”
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Mar 9, 2020 18:36
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Going to the Celine Dion concert in DC on Wednesday. Can’t wait to get the corona.
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Mar 9, 2020 21:16
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Remember when trump blamed Mexico for corona
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Mar 10, 2020 04:09
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QuarkJets posted:It's going to be hilarious when the US does the exact opposite, exclusively giving critical care to all of the ancient ghouls that have sufficient cash to pay for treatment while kicking young people to the curb They won’t turn them away they’ll stick them with a bill. Bill & Kill
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galenanorth posted:where the wealthiest countries agree to devote you lost me right about here
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Mar 10, 2020 15:03
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CODChimera posted:and pray for divine intervention what do you think the coronavirus is trump: sent by god global warming: sent by god soldiers dying because of gay people: god's work coronavirus: motherfuckin Bernie goddamn Sanders and the goddamn lamestream media democrats
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Mar 10, 2020 15:24
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What kind of civil liberties violating legislation will come from this? Think PATRIOT ACT after 9/11. I know this isn't a terrorist attack where 3k people died, but we do have a president that wants to isolate us from the rest of the world so why shouldn't we expect some type of lovely "we need this to be safe" legislation when it is all said and done?
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Mar 10, 2020 16:21
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Apraxin posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/ncdhhs/status/1237408712559669250 do these idiots have any idea how viruses (virii?) work?
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Mar 10, 2020 17:36
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:how the gently caress is a payroll tax cut gonna help workers laid off because they were too sick to go in to work trickle down economics baybeeeee
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Mar 10, 2020 18:31
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if you told me that mother nature manufactured this virus because she is really pissed off at humans, i'd believe you. isn't that the plot of The Last of Us?
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Mar 10, 2020 19:08
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there are a lot of things i would be okay running out of. soap. swiffer pads. canned vegetables. sanity. but there's one thing that i am definitely not okay running out of. and that's TP.
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Mar 10, 2020 19:31
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my choices to get to work are 1) buy a car 2) take the second largest mass transit system in the country or 3) uber/lyft/rideshare. my work doesn't expense rideshares and gently caress buying a car. im gonna get the rona yall.
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Mar 10, 2020 19:37
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TODD BONZALEZ posted:It rules that the president hasn't said a single thing about wishing sufferers a speedy recovery because he's incapable of caring about anyone that would also imply that this is a bad problem and let me tell you, small numbers and big numbers. they have them, small and big.
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Mar 10, 2020 20:01
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Are there any foreign media sources that are picking up on the scandal that the US is criminally undercounting cases and not taking any measures while it's spreading everywhere? if you have to show official sources from a foreign country in order to prove it, then you're not going to show them anything except fake news.
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Mar 10, 2020 20:11
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i fell for it
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Mar 10, 2020 20:15
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friendly 2 da void posted:If I've got it, tens of thousands of other New Yorker's have it too. is this a prediction or...?
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Mar 10, 2020 20:24
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Blarghalt posted:What's kind of interesting about this outbreak is that as much as Trump wishes otherwise, the virus doesn't care what he thinks. I think this might be the first time he's actually had to deal with something like that; something just utterly deaf to him but he doesn't have to deal with it and he isn't dealing with it he's just spouting at the mouth. he doesn't think this is his problem so he has no ownership over fixing it. and doesn't care to. it's bernie's fault anyway.
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Mar 10, 2020 20:41
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Crusader posted:not peer reviewed but uh hell yeah im going to a sold out concert tomorrow
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Mar 10, 2020 20:42
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:ah yeah that would do it and then that rear end in a top hat will call 9-1-1 and you're stuck with crippling debt when you coulda just died for free
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Mar 10, 2020 20:59
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Mar 10, 2020 21:12
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Griefor posted:Why are there hugs involved in lawmaking? Because lawmakers are predominantly old white men. And let me tell you what I’ve realized in the last decade or so about old white men...
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Mar 10, 2020 22:47
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Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:
Wouldn’t anything at this point be reactive though
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Mar 10, 2020 23:47
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What grapevine Rumor has it lowtax created coronavirus. Now you can say you heard that rumor through the grapevine
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Mar 11, 2020 02:05
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Mar 11, 2020 11:44
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Uber’s gonna start testing people. share economy corona testing. hell yeah
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Mar 11, 2020 13:15
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Apples McGrind posted:hey just checking: has anyone else’s mental stability declined a buttload since this past weekend? my mental stability is more volatile than the stock market, friend
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Mar 11, 2020 14:00
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Celine Dion cancelled her DC show. thanks Bernie
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Mar 11, 2020 14:17
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Taintrunner posted:https://twitter.com/vl0ko/status/1237117540297572354?s=21 how true is this
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Mar 11, 2020 15:20
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that’s not what truno said and why should I believe dr farce over trumy
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Mar 11, 2020 15:28
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Limerick posted:Coronavirus is pretty bad but I really don't think it's civilization-ending bad. How would that happen? let me tell you about our president...
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Mar 11, 2020 16:09
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we always thought the mattering would bring down trump turns out the mattering is going to bring down us all we are all trump.
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Mar 11, 2020 16:29
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Philthy posted:What else can you do if they all crater and the cost to salvage is 100 times more costly than just nationalizing it. tax the gently caress out of lower and middle class people and throw a few billion at the problem.
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Mar 11, 2020 16:33
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D1E posted:Serious question: if any goon gets a confirmed diagnosis for COVID-19 can they get a special gang tag? is it gonna be free? because if it’s free you’re gonna have everyone saying they have coronavirus. get your socialism out of here, commie.
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Mar 11, 2020 17:18
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I can just picture it now. the last two people alive on earth are a republican and a Democrat. both are about to croak from the Rona. the Democrat looks at the republican and says “this is it... I just want to let you know that while I didn’t agree with you on many things, I appreciate you.” and the republican looks over to the Democrat and with his last breath says “lol I told you global warming wouldn’t kill us you dumb lib”
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Mar 11, 2020 17:31
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DEEP STATE PLOT posted:lmfao half of congress is gonna off themselves trying to prove that this is a hoax and it’ll still be called a hoax and Hillary is just Seth Riching them all.
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Mar 11, 2020 18:08
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I got a haircut this last weekend from a barber shop staffed entirely by people from China. I ride the metro to/from work every day with like half a million other people. the girl I share an office with is coughing her rear end off but boss lady won’t let her go home because she took three days off last week for being sick and “coughs tend to linger” can I get a corona tag because I feel like this is my destiny.
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Mar 11, 2020 18:11
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Heated Gaming Moment posted:My friend works at Target Corporation and said that they have issues with people stealing the toilet paper from the bathrooms in the store. I’ve been this poor/desperate before. it’s not fun. trump is gonna talk about how many people he has spoken to has told him “good job president trump, tremendous job on the virus. beautiful.”
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Mar 11, 2020 18:37
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Dreylad posted:lmao the US healthcare industry figured out it can make a shitload of money off a pandemic. sorry america when there's a bunch of healthcare people who become billionaires out of this, it will be an indictment on the system and the proof will be right there that the healthcare industry need an overhahahahahaha nevermind who loving cares
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Bearjew posted:wait... 827 out of 10000 cases? that’s not even a minor league batting average. fake paranoia.
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