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Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

drat shame

in my grandpas day the only virus china was interested in exporting was maoism third worldism and now this

thanks Deng!

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Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

fart simpson posted:

breaking news. my neighbors are saying someone with the disease just came from wuhan and is somewhere inside this building. im sure that’s a real thing.

empty every fish tank immediately

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Rock My Socks! posted:

wuhan plague aint nothing to gently caress with

lol

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Flu me to the moon!

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Wrong thread.

Remember to caufh into your elbow people

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Egg Moron fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Jan 28, 2020

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

what does being able to spell the dna of the disease do for us? we can make it more deadly?

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

PringleCreamEgg posted:

Why do these diseases seem to always come from China and not say, India? India also has a hot, humid climate with a dense population and poor sanitation? What makes China so special with the cool viruses?

more advanced bioweapons research

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

If you use camel piss for your facemask, remember to boil it first

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

My husband is coming back to amerikkka from Singapore on Sunday


I will live post it all right here if we win the Corona Cup

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

can you catch get this cornonavirus through the internet?

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

poasting my own tweet for the vid eeee oooooo

https://twitter.com/OverEasyForever/status/1222508458425098243?s=20

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

https://twitter.com/OverEasyForever/status/1222708214611030017?s=20

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

i say swears online posted:

no apology for posting your own tweets this time, sad

Oh gently caress!

I am posting my own tweet because its video and that is easy

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

all the experts say this thing is going to be wrapped up in a week

go home wuhanailures (and stay there until the quarantine is lifted)

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Good thing all these new cases all over the globe are not a problem because this poo poo is going to be wrapped up in about 7 days

the experts are saying so

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

seven days and this poo poo is wrapped up tighter than a butthole

that's what the experts say

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

pouring one out for all the posters who made the julie newmar joke weeks ago and didn't get the respect they deserved

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

7 days this thing is all but over

That has been the expert consensus for weeks and I believe it


Wrap it up wuhanailures

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Maybe I can finally say this without some smart rear end telling me "well actually the experts are right because i am a credulous dumbfuck"

This thing is going to be wrapped up in seven days, that's been the expert consensus for a month and a half

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void


that is pretty hosed up seeming

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Lote posted:

How are there unused wards right now? They’re literally issuing stadiums for overflow for people that don’t need oxygen.

like this guy

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

I think that this thread is a great way to aggregate nonsense takes on the wuhan flu, keep posting gold bugs who are hole up inside their doomsday bunker

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

etalian posted:

Those cube look like a good combination with corona virus diarrhea symptom.

Imagine the smell.

probably smells like poo poo

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Taintrunner posted:

I have to take the subway everyday for work and drat fingers crossed it doesn’t breakout here in NYC

I feel for you.

I did an hour on the A->D every drat day for years and I caught the flu every like other year

Praying for Everyone in the subway

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Seven days, this is all wrapped up

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

MarcusSA posted:

https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1231370337566236672?s=21

Hi.

I just came back from Indonesia last week. My S/O was tested for the virus when she got back to London. It was negative but she still has the symptoms and I’m suspecting that it was a false negative.

They said it was a different type of corona virus.

congrats on being goon patient 0

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Look, none of this is good but I think that a global quarantine will be great for the cohesion of our little online community here

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

rong thered

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

They'll have no choice but to alter course for...

Corona borealis

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

redleader posted:

ok, someone figured it out:



Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

the recent unrest in hong kong was most likely tied to the shadow war taking place between the clandestine powers which control the fates of humankind as each vies for control over the only viable UC remaining outside of vandenberg air base

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:



toothbrush mustache confirmed for good

But I've been growing my beard to emulate my hero Sheikh Osama Bin Ladin

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

goethe.cx posted:

what is ligma

Ligma nut sack!

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Muh muh muh my corona

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

well, i'm glad that almost every country's elite have ensured that they have placed the worst possible person in charge for dealing with this crisis

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

this tweet is good as hell

https://twitter.com/LydiaBurrell/status/1233423299893321728?s=20

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Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

angerbeet posted:

Martian Law

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