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shovelbum posted:

what i dont get is if package delivery is a primary vector how did all of asia go to food delivery and still have their lockdowns work

probably because half their population didn't dismiss it as a hoax to harm their big wet boy

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Jan 20, 2004

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notice he didn't call it the Chinese Virus

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Jan 20, 2004

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history will call it The Great American Novel Coronavirus

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Jan 20, 2004

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hehe GANC

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Unperson_47 posted:

beans are plant eggs and eggs are chicken beans

bird seed

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Jan 20, 2004

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At buffet where? Not where they eat, but where they are eaten. A certain convocation of corona viruses are e'en at them.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV1_aDIV7v4

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D1E posted:



U.S.A. about to reach a new level of BAD NUMBER.

100000 is very close to zero! there are five zeros and only one one!

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Flesh Forge posted:

what are these, plastic butthole scrapers? :confused:

Burn Zone posted:

is this like the three seashells?

in case you aren't joking, they're the keys for the tp prison

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Centrist Committee posted:

Just checking in, COVID is contained now yes/no?

yes it is so far contained on earth

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I looked, and behold, a white horse, and he who sat on it had a bow; and a crown was given to him, and he went out conquering and to conquer.

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Zoran posted:

arent you a law doctor

does that mean he wears a lab coat to court

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*holds test tube to light*

hmm, it seems corporations are people

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helta posted:

What are the numbers saying for deaths into the 10,000s? How long? U.S obviously.

a week. if that.

or do you mean per day

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Inceltown posted:

Lo Pan virus



https://i.imgur.com/zsw1KvD.mp4

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U-DO Burger posted:

god this has been the longest loving month

you could say it's been a Long March

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star trek number

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i say swears online posted:

vanilla extract is very easy to steal

yeah but they get you with the expansion extract

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been looking at pbf again, and this classic is extremely relevent

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https://i.imgur.com/a9QBwcG.mp4

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Kibbles n Shits posted:

At least the schools will be empty this time.

it would actually be safer if they were at school. i'd trust concrete institutional construction over just about any house.

i'm betting this season will see statistically higher death rates from weather, due to the fact that houses are weaker, and it's easy to forget about the skies when you don't go out

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Mirthless posted:

Hey guys what if 9/11 but it was every day for three months

that's a lot of yakety sax

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mod sassinator posted:

holy gently caress up to 400 deaths alone today?

506

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it's gonna turn out this virus isn't from a chinese person eating a bat, but an american trying to gently caress one

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man if it actually turns out that they were spraying the virus from commercial jets and activated it with 5G im just gonna go live in the woods and eat mice

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Epic High Five posted:

if ur afraid of 5G, just go inside a building, it can't hurt you there

people afraid of 5G are at least consistent, because they're afraid of sunlight and that's far worse

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i feel like this could be the year that mar a lago gets hurricaned off the face of the earth

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does BCG work if i just have the frames but no lenses

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right about now the bulletin of atomic scientists are playing a teleconferenced drinking game with complex rules to determine the where to set the doomsday clock

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you're referring to what are actually cum rifles and cum pistols. cum guns are on the decks of cum ships

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Philosopher King posted:

Does anyone know of a tracker that shows YTD overall deaths per country in previous years? I'm trying to see if there is a huge gap between the corona deaths and regular deaths on average for this time of year to see if I can get a figure on how many people are dying of pneumonia or something.

roll 50d10 for current us chrono deaths

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Rah! posted:

lmao

wonder what the number is now

it better be 1024

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Hamelekim posted:

So when the death toll hits 50k I wonder what Trump will do.

wait about...

*fiddles with slide rule*

...9 days to find out

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lo carb Lo Pan posted:

They've got the map all wrong.



donny is taking far too long to kill us all. bad president imo

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LazyDivey posted:

Delta wave irradiated Hillary Clinton in a Captain Pike-esque wheelchair rolls in and beeps in protest.

then dark helmet walks in, puts up his visor/mask, and its bernie. he says evil always wins, because libs are dumb.

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Mantis42 posted:

Climb the beanstalk and cough in the Giant's stupid face.

listen here, jack,

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https://twitter.com/Liamaim/status/1244350265240805376

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