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Apr 11, 2005

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silicone thrills posted:

RIP my office.

A guy went on his honeymoon to milan last week. Came back this week on monday coughing with a fever. worked in the office for the day.

I'm really really hoping management told him to go to get tested.

Report him to HR

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Apr 11, 2005

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It's just the flu bro

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Apr 11, 2005

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What the gently caress

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Apr 11, 2005

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What the hell is going on in California? Apparently that person who got it from their community is about to die in the hospital.

loving DO SOMETHING!!!!!

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Apr 11, 2005

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Tei posted:

Friendly reminder that this bug is just another flu, more serius than the normal fly, but just another flu. If you are not 80 years old, you have littel to fear.

I know, it's just the flu bro.

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Apr 11, 2005

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The Alpha Centauri posted:

got like 2 and a half weeks until millions of drunks in every major city are puking and making GBS threads all over the streets

lol

Wait why

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Apr 11, 2005

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Second community case in California :stare:

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Apr 11, 2005

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90 miles away from the first case and no relation/point of contact.

yeah that's a rip. there are thousands out there now.

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Apr 11, 2005

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Zotix posted:

https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1233581853854064640?s=21

Washington State Dept of Health will hold a presser at 8pm PST.

FUCKKKKKKKK

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Apr 11, 2005

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Doorknob Slobber posted:

for my wa homies from reddit. Looks like WA is panic buying right now.

Wow I live in Olympia too gently caress

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Apr 11, 2005

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Iran has a high death rate or something?

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Apr 11, 2005

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Schmeichy posted:

All these questions about the market, and NO ONE commenting on the fact that they have no idea how the person who died in Washington got it and no idea how widespread it is here

They are making us go to work on Monday :shepspends:

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Apr 11, 2005

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strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Time for a trip to Costco to stock up.



LMAO

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Apr 11, 2005

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RedQueen posted:

Searched twitter for Costco, was not disappointed

HAHAHA

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Apr 11, 2005

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPoPwrQwm_g

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Apr 11, 2005

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DO SOMETHING!

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Apr 11, 2005

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Three Olives posted:

Wait, why would you horde water in a virus outbreak? I'm mildly worried about food shortages, mildly but like water already goes to your house and under normal circumstances that wouldn't change in a viral outbreak would still be easily accessible and safe to drink out of the tap, boil at worst.

tsunami, earthquake, coronavirus all at once

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Apr 11, 2005

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lol the CDC loving sucks at their job

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Apr 11, 2005

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BattleMaster posted:

it's the "ok boomer" of viruses


it would be really cool if they just never turned the factories back on

little timmy needs his amazon fire though

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Apr 11, 2005

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Singapore handled this the best so far. They seem to have a good public healthcare system

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Apr 11, 2005

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No poo poo. The CDC are killing people due to neglect

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Apr 11, 2005

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Pryor on Fire posted:

Tokyo Marathon 2020 vs 2019



Trump's inauguration crowds looking good

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Apr 11, 2005

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just the flu bro

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Apr 11, 2005

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orange sky posted:

I still can't get over the German dude who had "unlimited" contacts lmao

https://twitter.com/2019nCoVwatcher/status/1232664376139747328?s=20

Lots of sucking and loving

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Apr 11, 2005

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CODChimera posted:

Lol that we are still alive.

What gives?

Boring rear end dystopia.

I'm sick of loving working and all the bullshit.

DO SOMETHING!

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Apr 11, 2005

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:chaostrump:

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Apr 11, 2005

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🐍

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Apr 11, 2005

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Yeah but money number go up

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Apr 11, 2005

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Doorknob Slobber posted:

king county 14 100% confirmed cases 5 deaths

:eyepop:

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Apr 11, 2005

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https://twitter.com/komonews/status/1234558039845265408

+1

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Apr 11, 2005

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We are hosed

https://twitter.com/lookner/status/1234561754006532097

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Apr 11, 2005

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I'm suprised they havent closed everything we have 18 loving cases 5 dead and not a loving clue how it got here. King county and Washington are such loving idiots the conference today was full of bullshit.

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Apr 11, 2005

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I live in this trash state and live and work 40 miles from where all these people died. I am so hosed and am tempted to just peace out at work and leave them holding the bag.

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Apr 11, 2005

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U-DO Burger posted:

my workplace confirmed in an email to all employees that someone here had direct contact with a confirmed coronavirus case.

the response: send the person home for a couple weeks and disinfect the areas they were in, while closing nothing and emphasizing to everyone that the risk is small :laffo:

e: i should also note that we have old people who live here 24/7 so :rip:

I hope you are throwing a poo poo fit with your coworkers

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Apr 11, 2005

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U-DO Burger posted:

i know, i'm currently figuring out how best to do this without drawing attention to myself and getting myself fired

Anonymous email to local news while CCing the CEO and managers

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Apr 11, 2005

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CODChimera posted:

So China must've done a hell of a good job to contain the virus but then again who knows what their death count really is

We won't truly know until people start emerging from their welded apartment doors with their completed state mandated iPhone quotas.

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Apr 11, 2005

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There Bias Two posted:

They're bringing Trump and VP to the NIH for a tour tomorrow. For reasons.

Remember when Bush Jr. flew over Katrina?

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Apr 11, 2005

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twoday posted:

There is no way he’s getting more in that briefing than you can get by reading this thread, these people don’t have their poo poo together at all

This is why job experience does not matter. Nepotism and incompetence will always prevail.

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Apr 11, 2005

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Get the welding machines fired up.

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Apr 11, 2005

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I'm at this by the way.

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