Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I've had three different colds the last two months and I work 6 days a week

gently caress you go get a flu shot

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Wash your rear end and hands

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
This threads going viral

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

gh0stpinballa posted:

this isnt the end of the world. how do i know that? because i hate my job, and i'm not lucky enough for the apocalypse to get me out of it

Stuck at Manufactured Pandemic Inc forever

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

gh0stpinballa posted:

remember when the soldiers infected with captain trips do the murder lottery live on tv in the stand, that poo poo used to scare the hell out of me. first 3rd of that book is insanely engrossing. then it turns into a big pile of poo poo but oh well.

Go back to my first posts in this thread

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Charlz Guybon posted:

I bought 10 kilos of rice and have 76 liters of water

You're gonna go nuts without any salt for flavoring

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Wild that the newest Liu Shichao video shows they're patient zero in all this mess but they're okay new video soon

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Feral Integral posted:

Its called flu season dummies

making GBS threads Out My rear end Season!!!!

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
wild how a thing that makes us sneeze, cough, and poo poo blood out our asses can kill us

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lol this things worldwide already

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Holy gently caress who's gonna make the new iPhone?!

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Wasn't there someone during the SARS scare that dunked themselves in hand sanitizer and/or rubbing alcohol and died?

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
wash your hands, face, and rear end regularly

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Captain Gordon posted:

Its funny how we continue to let one garbage country with a totalitarian government (thats obsessed with not looking bad) nearly kill the human race with deadly viruses over and over again

Yeah the USA sucks

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

gh0stpinballa posted:

we will start having eerie dreams, in one a tall dark stranger by the name of pete buttigieg will call us to join his army in south bend, in another hillary clinton will be playing acoustic guitar on the porch of jeffrey epstein's temple, there is no good side to join

Biden spells MOON

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Pabstvirus is cheaper

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

byob historian posted:

lmfao it ends screaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-lxk_Tw0d4

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
cant wait to see everyone coughing and sneezing at the bar i work at

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

SKULL.GIF posted:

:same:

I have the next 6 evening shifts, gonna own

yeah i work nights at 2 different places and uhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol time to die

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
everyone on cruises will be fine from the wuhan. however, they are already bringing back a more powerful strain of norovirus from the depths of the seas.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
if you see chicken soup or hot tea sitting alone outside DO NOT PICK IT UP

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
its gonna be like christmas morning but in the middle of February

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
the flu that gives you pneumonia and kills you

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Vishass posted:

carrying around a small tape recorder at all times documenting how I am mad a friend has not returned a cool helmet I own and mentioning significant landmarks around where he lives

"ah gently caress its got a Pete sticker on it"

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Gamers will survive the Wuhan flu epidemic.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Very itchy...

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Twith Plays Wuhan Observational Units

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
watched Contagion, really wild of them to use the actual streets of San Francisco in footage

cant believe they put that dude in a bubble and had him walk around for an hourm and a half

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

TheDon01 posted:

https://twitter.com/adndotcom/status/1222291272003735554?s=19

Fortunately im passing through this airport right now and looks like I'll miss it being here by a few hours.

Hope the scrub the place down well before I get back.

this dude fucks

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
British people naturally sneeze open mouthed

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
burrpo and farto virus

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jel Shaker posted:

wait I don’t get it, is the insinuation that someone hosed a bat to get this this going?

No a bat ate some food, dropped some of the food in a pig pen, pig ate the food, pig gets picked up to get taken to a casino, pig gets processed for human consumption, no one washed the pig, everyone kissed the pig, and now the pig owns the casino.

The pig sneezes and spits on everyone giving them the flu.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

No loving way

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Schnorkles posted:

the arrests for child eating start soon right??

This isn't the Qanon thread

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I'm loving it, pick up that McGarbage.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I've have pneumonia 8 times in my life

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
My body is poo poo and will die

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Has there been any meme posts about Madagascar yet?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Watch Contagion!

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5