Superbowl party? Awesome, I'll bring my bassoon

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King of Bees

I heard you're having another big Superbowl party. That's great. I'll get there early and bring my bassoon. I've been working on a halftime show and can't wait to play it for an audience. It incorporates the dance routines they'll have on the screen. I'll have to improv the dance but I've been practicing. I'll need a four by four section cleared out in front of television. See you then!

# ? Jan 25, 2020 15:39

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# ? May 4, 2024 20:21

Heather Papps: hello friend

thank you finally my my other halftime bassoonist dropped out and my mother in law will never let me hear the end of it if my superbowl party does not have a bassoon player.

do you have any food allergies and or audio visual hookup requirements. we have a pa system and mic ready but our fog machine is out of fog machine food and i can't read so i've been having trouble getting more.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 25, 2020 16:11

Escape From Noise

Bring Your Own Bassoon

# ? Jan 25, 2020 16:13

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

Heather Papps posted:

thank you finally my my other halftime bassoonist dropped out and my mother in law will never let me hear the end of it if my superbowl party does not have a bassoon player.

do you have any food allergies and or audio visual hookup requirements. we have a pa system and mic ready but our fog machine is out of fog machine food and i can't read so i've been having trouble getting more.

# ? Jan 25, 2020 16:17

FluffieDuckie

I can bring the fireworks. I know it�s tradition to set off fireworks if the hometown team wins but my fireworks show is pretty special.

(It�s indoors)

So maybe we need more than a four by four space

Idk i haven�t tried this yet.

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jan 25, 2020 18:25

Escape From Noise

FluffieDuckie posted:

I can bring the fireworks. I know it’s tradition to set off fireworks if the hometown team wins but my fireworks show is pretty special.

(It’s indoors)

So maybe we need more than a four by four space

Idk i haven’t tried this yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U

# ? Jan 25, 2020 19:05

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

showing up to the superbowl party with a comically oversized weed pipe, realizing my mistake and trying to share it with the football crew anyways

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# ? Jan 25, 2020 19:05

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

the bassoon recital is, for me, the highlight of the party

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# ? Jan 25, 2020 19:06

Escape From Noise

Here ta cheer on da Big Blue Wreckin' Crew! Go New York Football Giants! I will shout this repeatedly in support of any and all wind instrument performances.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Jan 25, 2020 19:12

alnilam

Playing doofus music whenever the bad guys team has the ball

# ? Jan 25, 2020 20:47

alnilam

Bringing by mute and trumpet to play sad "wah wah wahhhh" when the good guys team lose the ball

# ? Jan 25, 2020 20:50

City of Glompton

brought a baboon by mistake and he ate all the nachos, sorry!

# ? Jan 25, 2020 21:03

Finger Prince

Heather Papps posted:

thank you finally my my other halftime bassoonist dropped out and my mother in law will never let me hear the end of it if my superbowl party does not have a bassoon player.

do you have any food allergies and or audio visual hookup requirements. we have a pa system and mic ready but our fog machine is out of fog machine food and i can't read so i've been having trouble getting more.

It's ok I'm bringing Mike, he can vape mad clouds brah, and he once hosed a bassoon, so..

# ? Jan 25, 2020 21:32

FluffieDuckie

City of Glompton posted:

brought a baboon by mistake and he ate all the nachos, sorry!

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jan 25, 2020 21:44

Heather Papps: hello friend

so.... don't bring my oboe?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 25, 2020 21:51

biosterous

showing up late, with a piccolo, and desperately trying to hide it before anyone notices

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he/him

# ? Jan 25, 2020 21:59

Heather Papps: hello friend

biosterous posted:

showing up late, with a piccolo, and desperately trying to hide it before anyone notices

this guy brought a dbz figurine! get him!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 25, 2020 22:02

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Op sitting on the back of the couch with all the cool kids sitting around listening to that sweet sweet bassoon music

# ? Jan 25, 2020 22:22

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Me and the boys will be over playing some of that old school music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVSBxu14gdg

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jan 25, 2020 22:22

ferroque

# ? Jan 26, 2020 01:17

Finger Prince

ferroque posted:

Oh man that reminds me of the time I was in the Washington philharmonic and we were supposed to play a concert in Tehran. Of course we couldn't, because of the embargoes, so we just said we were the Tel Aviv philharmonic played the concert anyway! It would have all been fine, and we would have got away with it, but Oliver, our stupid second chair contra-bassoon, secretly recorded it and sold bootlegs so he could buy instruments to send to this local orchestra he was setting up in Nicaragua. Oh boy a lot of people got fired after that one! Of course our music director avoided any blame by saying he knew nothing about it, but he knew.

# ? Jan 26, 2020 01:59

ferroque

Finger Prince posted:

Oh man that reminds me of the time I was in the Washington philharmonic and we were supposed to play a concert in Tehran. Of course we couldn't, because of the embargoes, so we just said we were the Tel Aviv philharmonic played the concert anyway! It would have all been fine, and we would have got away with it, but Oliver, our stupid second chair contra-bassoon, secretly recorded it and sold bootlegs so he could buy instruments to send to this local orchestra he was setting up in Nicaragua. Oh boy a lot of people got fired after that one! Of course our music director avoided any blame by saying he knew nothing about it, but he knew.

As somebody who has been playing in orchestras for over a decade: all bassoonists are dweebs

# ? Jan 26, 2020 02:04

cda: by Hand Knit

Don't worry, I promise not to interrupt any of the commercials with my bassoon, just the halftime show and the game.

# ? Jan 26, 2020 02:04

TOOT BOOT

what if you played a bassoon in a barroom on barsoom

# ? Jan 26, 2020 02:27

Escape From Noise

Sorry, OP but you'll have to work this out with the four piece jazz combo. They confirmed before you.

# ? Jan 26, 2020 03:38

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

*Scrapes the B off your Bassoon*

Now everyone at the Super B powwow will point and laugh at this Assoon

# ? Jan 26, 2020 03:39

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

diplo, skrillex, the marshmellow guy, and both daft punks hangin out in the eaves, cackling like harpies, waiting for someone to drop the bass(oon)

crimes

# ? Jan 26, 2020 05:06

King of Bees

ferroque posted:

Bet he's prepping for the Superbowl too!

# ? Jan 26, 2020 12:21

Escape From Noise

Oboe you didn't! :nyd:

# ? Jan 26, 2020 12:27

FutonForensic

im bringing reeds to the party. great if any woodwinds need a replacement, and they double as a nice crunchy chip for any dips

# ? Jan 26, 2020 16:38

The X-man cometh

alnilam posted:

Playing doofus music whenever the bad guys team has the ball

Yakety Sax sounds great on a bassoon.

# ? Jan 26, 2020 18:57

wearing a lampshade

Going to the Superbowl party that my friends all invited me to hoping that I wouldn't bring my bassoon, but I did

# ? Jan 27, 2020 18:38

Heather Papps: hello friend

albany academy posted:

Going to the Superbowl party that my friends all invited me to hoping that I wouldn't bring my bassoon, but I did

"i mean it is better then the year they brought the babboon. that thing did not like princes halftime performance."

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 27, 2020 18:55

cda: by Hand Knit

albany academy posted:

Going to the Superbowl party that my friends all invited me to hoping that I wouldn't bring my bassoon, but I did

Being very clear, in advance, that where I go, my bassoon goes

# ? Jan 27, 2020 19:02

Heather Papps: hello friend

love me, love my bassoon, bassoon case, wax, oils, replacement hoses and extra reeds.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 27, 2020 19:06

cda: by Hand Knit

Heather Papps posted:

love me, love my bassoon, bassoon case, wax, oils, replacement hoses and extra reeds.

# ? Jan 27, 2020 19:08

Heather Papps: hello friend

sweetie, i know you love him, i understand. but we are, and have been since the first of our ancestors made himself a name, a WIND INSTRUMENT FAMILY.
i will not allow you to.... I FORBID YOU FROM running around with that.... ug... percussionist

think of what our family would say at the superbowl party? grandma would have a heart attack and die.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 27, 2020 19:10

google THIS

"But what if you discover at some point that you really, desperately need a bassoon at your party?"

"That's only happened like twice."

# ? Jan 27, 2020 19:13

Yinlock

what are you doing, don't talk to him

yes i know he's doing bassoon maintenance in the middle of the floor, he's trying to get someone to ask about it

# ? Jan 28, 2020 05:40

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