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I heard you're having another big Superbowl party. That's great. I'll get there early and bring my bassoon. I've been working on a halftime show and can't wait to play it for an audience. It incorporates the dance routines they'll have on the screen. I'll have to improv the dance but I've been practicing. I'll need a four by four section cleared out in front of television. See you then!
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Jan 25, 2020 16:13
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I can bring the fireworks. I know it’s tradition to set off fireworks if the hometown team wins but my fireworks show is pretty special.
(It’s indoors)
So maybe we need more than a four by four space
Idk i haven’t tried this yet.
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jan 25, 2020 18:25
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I can bring the fireworks. I know it’s tradition to set off fireworks if the hometown team wins but my fireworks show is pretty special.
(It’s indoors)
So maybe we need more than a four by four space
Idk i haven’t tried this yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U
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Jan 25, 2020 19:05
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Playing doofus music whenever the bad guys team has the ball
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Jan 25, 2020 20:47
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Bringing by mute and trumpet to play sad "wah wah wahhhh" when the good guys team lose the ball
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Jan 25, 2020 20:50
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brought a baboon by mistake and he ate all the nachos, sorry!
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Jan 25, 2020 21:03
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thank you finally my my other halftime bassoonist dropped out and my mother in law will never let me hear the end of it if my superbowl party does not have a bassoon player.
do you have any food allergies and or audio visual hookup requirements. we have a pa system and mic ready but our fog machine is out of fog machine food and i can't read so i've been having trouble getting more.
It's ok I'm bringing Mike, he can vape mad clouds brah, and he once hosed a bassoon, so..
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Jan 25, 2020 21:32
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brought a baboon by mistake and he ate all the nachos, sorry!
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jan 25, 2020 21:44
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Jan 26, 2020 01:17
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Oh man that reminds me of the time I was in the Washington philharmonic and we were supposed to play a concert in Tehran. Of course we couldn't, because of the embargoes, so we just said we were the Tel Aviv philharmonic played the concert anyway! It would have all been fine, and we would have got away with it, but Oliver, our stupid second chair contra-bassoon, secretly recorded it and sold bootlegs so he could buy instruments to send to this local orchestra he was setting up in Nicaragua. Oh boy a lot of people got fired after that one! Of course our music director avoided any blame by saying he knew nothing about it, but he knew.
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Jan 26, 2020 01:59
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Oh man that reminds me of the time I was in the Washington philharmonic and we were supposed to play a concert in Tehran. Of course we couldn't, because of the embargoes, so we just said we were the Tel Aviv philharmonic played the concert anyway! It would have all been fine, and we would have got away with it, but Oliver, our stupid second chair contra-bassoon, secretly recorded it and sold bootlegs so he could buy instruments to send to this local orchestra he was setting up in Nicaragua. Oh boy a lot of people got fired after that one! Of course our music director avoided any blame by saying he knew nothing about it, but he knew.
As somebody who has been playing in orchestras for over a decade: all bassoonists are dweebs
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Jan 26, 2020 02:04
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Don't worry, I promise not to interrupt any of the commercials with my bassoon, just the halftime show and the game.
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Jan 26, 2020 02:04
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what if you played a bassoon in a barroom on barsoom
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Jan 26, 2020 02:27
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Sorry, OP but you'll have to work this out with the four piece jazz combo. They confirmed before you.
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Jan 26, 2020 03:38
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*Scrapes the B off your Bassoon*
Now everyone at the Super B powwow will point and laugh at this Assoon
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Jan 26, 2020 03:39
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diplo, skrillex, the marshmellow guy, and both daft punks hangin out in the eaves, cackling like harpies, waiting for someone to drop the bass(oon)
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Jan 26, 2020 05:06
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Bet he's prepping for the Superbowl too!
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Jan 26, 2020 12:21
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Oboe you didn't!
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Jan 26, 2020 12:27
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im bringing reeds to the party. great if any woodwinds need a replacement, and they double as a nice crunchy chip for any dips
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Jan 26, 2020 16:38
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Playing doofus music whenever the bad guys team has the ball
Yakety Sax sounds great on a bassoon.
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Jan 26, 2020 18:57
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Going to the Superbowl party that my friends all invited me to hoping that I wouldn't bring my bassoon, but I did
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Jan 27, 2020 18:38
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Going to the Superbowl party that my friends all invited me to hoping that I wouldn't bring my bassoon, but I did
Being very clear, in advance, that where I go, my bassoon goes
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Jan 27, 2020 19:02
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love me, love my bassoon, bassoon case, wax, oils, replacement hoses and extra reeds.
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Jan 27, 2020 19:08
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- google THIS
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"But what if you discover at some point that you really, desperately need a bassoon at your party?"
"That's only happened like twice."
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Jan 27, 2020 19:13
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what are you doing, don't talk to him
yes i know he's doing bassoon maintenance in the middle of the floor, he's trying to get someone to ask about it
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this thread owns
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