eating hotdogs, sausages et al, in a roomful of Men

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > eating hotdogs, sausages et al, in a roomful of Men

Heather Papps: hello friend

i stride into the room, straight backed, proud

let the strongest man find me, and lock eyes

without a second glance, i tear into a sausage. i never break my gaze.

his back bends, acquiescence.

i AM the sausage king of chicago

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 23:42

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 02:45

Heather Papps: hello friend

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

cutting open a sausage halfway like that weird dick modification thing i can't remember the name of nor ever forget

i scream "SUB INCISION THEY HAVE TO PISS SITTING DOWN" while jamming smokies into my face

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ¿ Jan 25, 2020 23:51

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