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(conspicuously slices my hotdog, bun dressing and all, with my BUDK Son of the South commemorative butterfly knife and pocket bat'leth) pouring a ladle of gumbo into my beer mug, which i dirnk whiile discussing my sons latest athletic accomplishments punchhing precooked jimmy dean sausages flat, in order to eat them in breakfast sandwiches tried karate chopping a kielbasa on the grill, now everyone at my dad's retirement party is waiting outside the ER to kick my rear end felt self conscious cutting a sausage due to my strong feelings on circumcision and Silent Hill, now i keep a small aquarium hooked to my belt which contains a Pistol Shrimp, whomb i use to Pre-Destroy all meat phallii prior to consumption someone offers me a corndog and i have to stop myself from gagging on the knob while calling it daddy |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I will eat the sausage hot dog and et al you become self conscious that this act is akin to fellatio, which is considered subservient crimes |
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Jan 25, 2020 23:40
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cutting open a sausage halfway like that weird dick modification thing i can't remember the name of nor ever forget
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Heather Papps posted:i scream "SUB INCISION THEY HAVE TO PISS SITTING DOWN" while jamming smokies into my face cutting it this way makes it resemble the mighty phallus of the righteous kangaroo crimes |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:This is a very strange way to view said act. internalized phomohpbobia is the strangest act of all crimes |
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