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It's okay KARNEKS THE DESTROYER, it happens to everyone. It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
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Jan 26, 2020 17:01
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First to gently caress.
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Jan 26, 2020 17:02
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This does not sound like some one who would have loving and consensual sex.
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Jan 26, 2020 17:04
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Karneks please can we just do it once where you don’t make me wear the sexy version of the protagonists suit?
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Jan 26, 2020 17:04
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KARNEKS THE DESTROYER: NOW I HAVE YOU SPACE PRINCE! WHAT SAY YOU NOW THAT YOU ARE IN MY CLUTCHES! ME: KARNEKS THE DESTROYER I'm really not up for roleplay tonight. Can we just have a quicky?
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Jan 26, 2020 17:06
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I know that seemed awfully short, but there was a lot of emotion building up to that karneks. 
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Jan 26, 2020 17:08
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Sorry KARNEKS THE DESTROYER I’m still pining away for Golan the Insatiable. 
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Jan 26, 2020 17:13
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Alien Sex Manual posted:Sorry KARNEKS THE DESTROYER I’m still pining away for Golan the Insatiable. OMG that username.
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Jan 26, 2020 17:17
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Do what you want but don't wake me
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Jan 26, 2020 17:37
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sorry karneks the destroyer but I don’t have any cash. is there any other way I could pay for this extra large sausage pizza?
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Jan 26, 2020 17:44
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Sleeping on the wet spot but it's magma.
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Jan 26, 2020 17:47
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Oh fuuuuuuhh *cums*
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Jan 26, 2020 18:11
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You know for an 13' tall intergalactic despot I was expecting something...uh...well...bigger.
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Jan 26, 2020 18:15
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Literally A Person posted:OMG that username. See, it was meant to be. Unlike me and KARNEKS THE DESTROYER, unfortunately.
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Jan 26, 2020 18:16
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EskiMo BroS
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Jan 26, 2020 18:18
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In all fairness I pump faked about 30 seconds in so I could give the whole stud farm aura but then you looked at me like “why didn’t u cum IDIOT!” and that made me cum super hard so there you have it. 
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Jan 26, 2020 18:22
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Ohhh yeah, ohhh karneks, oohhhohhoh- ...What? No im not faking I AM being real, Karneks i- Uh huh Okay look this is kind of ruining the mood and- No, I- ... Karneks? Just look at me i told you i love it with you, youre plenty big and quite frankly im getting tired of all this insecurity No im not going to compare you with GORZNOK THE WRECKER, it was apples and oranges. Why cant you just trust me when i say i like having sex with you??? FINE then just forget about it! *falls asleep facing away from each other
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Jan 26, 2020 18:41
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Karneks is a surprisingly gentle and attentive lover. Karneks not always want pillage and destroy. Sometimes Karneks just want cuddle and pillow talk. Resting Lich Face fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Jan 26, 2020 |
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Jan 26, 2020 18:48
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"Are you telling me you have 3 tongues and your weapon of Indescribable Destruction looks like a knockoff Magic Wand and you don't know what the gently caress you're doing with any of them? Jesus Christ. Alright, I'm going to sleep. good night."
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Jan 26, 2020 18:52
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Good heavens! I’m an Englishman and I’m having sex with KARNEKS THE DESTROYER!
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Jan 26, 2020 18:55
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"NO, the battalion of Lunar Raiders CANNOT watch, how many times do I have to go over this? No! Definitely not that way either, that's even worse! I don't give a gently caress if they all 'just want to watch through the jumbo vidscreen on the fleets' omnichannel,' I am not comfortable with this. At all. "
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Jan 26, 2020 19:01
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Destroyin dat cloaca
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Jan 26, 2020 19:03
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sticksy posted:"NO, the battalion of Lunar Raiders CANNOT watch, how many times do I have to go over this? No! Definitely not that way either, that's even worse! I don't give a gently caress if they all 'just want to watch through the jumbo vidscreen on the fleets' omnichannel,' I am not comfortable with this. At all. " Lunar Raiders are always such horn-dogs. 
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Jan 26, 2020 19:25
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Good heavens! I’m an Englishman and I’m having sex with KARNEKS THE DESTROYER! There's a thread. That's a thread.
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Jan 26, 2020 19:25
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I dont care how many times Red Chaos and Lady Supernova ask its not loving happening he loving smells weird
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Jan 26, 2020 19:30
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*mid coitus* GOD TELL ME ABOUT THE 50 PLANETS YOU'VE DESTROYED!!
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Jan 26, 2020 19:35
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Literally A Person posted:*mid coitus* are we talkin real planets or bullshit pluto planets
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Jan 26, 2020 19:36
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*finds out that KARNEKS THE DESTROYER has only destroyed minor planetoids and large asteroids*
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Jan 26, 2020 19:48
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I want a Jewish marriage Karnek
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Jan 26, 2020 19:48
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Literally A Person posted:*finds out that KARNEKS THE DESTROYER has only destroyed minor planetoids and large asteroids* Want me to send you his older brother THELRAK THE WORLDREAVER's number? I've heard he only goes for large populated worlds.
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Jan 26, 2020 20:15
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Real distracted by the “Property of SKRESHNAK THE EVISCERATOR” tramp stamp.
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Jan 26, 2020 21:51
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"When I'm done with you they're gonna call you KARNEKS THE DESTROYED. Roll over."
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Jan 26, 2020 23:13
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Take your shirt off. I want to see your chest cannons. Oh god. Theyre such a high caliber.
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Jan 26, 2020 23:19
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Mmm yes destroy that thorax
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Jan 26, 2020 23:21
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Make love to me KARNEKS THE DESTROYER right here under this almond tree. This is the best vacation I've ever had,
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Jan 26, 2020 23:49
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Seriously, this b&b is beautiful and the lake, and now this picnic!?
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Jan 26, 2020 23:50
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I love you KARNEKS THE DESTROYER.
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Jan 26, 2020 23:50
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My dick feels GREAT in your rear end! Alternatively: My butt! My butt is filled with all your dick!
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Jan 27, 2020 00:19
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Those spiked penile barbs are much more rubbery than I was expecting. Carry on.
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Jan 27, 2020 01:37
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Must you always insist on wearing your spiked armor?
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