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You’re dating who? Oh girl, let me tell you, he may destroy worlds, but there’s a reason he acts all tough and rolls coal in that big ol’ spaceship. *holds thumb and forefinger an inch apart*
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I know I said we were done, but it's been a while, and... I just really need someone who knows me. Y'know, knows what I like? Knows how to DESTROY me. You'll do, though. I guess.
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Jan 27, 2020 04:17
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It seems like every time I have sex with KARNEKS THE DESTROYER he has a meeting early in the morning the next day and never wants to just cuddle.
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Jan 27, 2020 16:22
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Thaddeus The Unmaker has a much bigger penis than karnek the puny
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Literally A Person posted:It seems like every time I have sex with KARNEKS THE DESTROYER he has a meeting early in the morning the next day and never wants to just cuddle. Karneks has a fear of commitment, he really likes you but is concerned about what it means for his career. 13Pandora13 fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Jan 28, 2020 |
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KARNEKS and I had to travel together for a work seminar once, and we got really drunk in the hotel bar and ended up sucking each other’s dicks back in my room. Super awkward the next morning but we just pretended it didn’t happen. Funny thing is now this year’s seminar is coming up soon and I can’t stop thinking about it.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:KARNEKS and I had to travel together for a work seminar once, and we got really drunk in the hotel bar and ended up sucking each other’s dicks back in my room. Super awkward the next morning but we just pretended it didn’t happen. Funny thing is now this year’s seminar is coming up soon and I can’t stop thinking about it. This was how I spent last week, actually. He signs up for these seminars all the time, taking a pay-cut for being out of the office so much. This is his kink. He gets pretty mad if you call him out on it, though, because most people assume it's something DESTRUCTION related.
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Obsidianheart posted:This was how I spent last week, actually. He signs up for these seminars all the time, taking a pay-cut for being out of the office so much. Aww man. I guess I thought I was special. 
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Jan 28, 2020 01:15
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KARNEKS THE DESTROYER of trusting long-term relationships.
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Jan 28, 2020 01:23
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I thought you wrote Karnov.I'm disappointed
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Jan 28, 2020 01:29
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*After sex* You know, with just a little more ambition you could be karnox the anhilator
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Aww man. I guess I thought I was special. We all did, once.
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Be careful guys. KARNEKS’S twin brother SKENRAK looks just like him but he has gonorrhea.
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So what if I said someone else’s name in bed? You think KARNEKS THE DESTROYER rolls off the tongue?
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Jan 28, 2020 03:26
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Look KARNEKS when we agreed you'd bottom I assumed that you'd be clean. I- No, look I would have- Uh-huh... Buddy just go douche
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Jan 28, 2020 15:58
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I was at college with hella gay bigger brother. They didn't call him GRAALVAK THE CRUISER for nothing. Btw his sister was a loving slut, MAELVENNE THE TUG was also a very appropos name. jazzyhattrick fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Jan 28, 2020 |
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Jan 28, 2020 16:20
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Destroyer? He hardly knows her!
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Jan 28, 2020 16:48
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Please baby, I need it. I'm so dry. I'm chapped. KARNEKS: "I BELIEVE YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH MY BROTHER CARMEX THE MOISTURIZER"
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Jan 28, 2020 16:57
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CARMEX: "What do you think? You think I'm just made out of sperm??" me: "y-yes?"
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Jolo posted:Please baby, I need it. I'm so dry. I'm chapped. Jolo posted:CARMEX: "What do you think? You think I'm just made out of sperm??" 
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Jan 28, 2020 17:04
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I- i mean I just kind've had expectations for a guy named 'The destroyer' you know... No no no I get it, you leave it at work just... *sigh*
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Jan 28, 2020 17:52
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KARNEX THE LOVER
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Jan 28, 2020 18:30
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UltraRed posted:KARNEX THE LOVER  He wishes...
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Jan 28, 2020 18:44
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Karnex “bustin’ that Milky bitch” the destroyer. 
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Jan 28, 2020 18:51
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haha hey KARNEKS THE DESTROYER let me suck your dick bro
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pillowtalk with KARNEKS "I never knew someone so powerful could be such a gentle lover" "IS THE WALL OF SKULLS CROOKED?? DO YOU THINK IT NEEDS MORE SKULLS??"
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Huh, didn't know OP's mom also went by the name KARNEKS THE DESTROYER.
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Wait that’s your car?! The Prius? Ahahahaha! Oh that’s rich buddy. Yeah wait till the office hears about this. KARNEKS THE DESTROYER has a low carbon footprint. ELL-OH-loving-ELL. Hahaha, poo poo, I was gonna let you smash this pussy tonight but now the only thing you’re destroying is my libido.
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Jan 28, 2020 21:55
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KARNAK THE DESTROYER, why don't you ever take me out on dates anymore??
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Was gonna ask who the gently caress is bumping three year old threads and it's LAP (more like Literally the OP), for shame. Also Karneks the Bussy Destroyer? Is this a thing?
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syntaxfunction posted:Was gonna ask who the gently caress is bumping three year old threads and it's LAP (more like Literally the OP), for shame. There is no shame in loving someone, OP. Even if he is a world-gobbling being of pure evil.
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This is why they think we're all freaks and weirdos
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Smugworth posted:This is why they think we're all freaks and weirdos They aren't wrong...
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talk about a long refractory period!
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Jul 2, 2023 16:44
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Yeah bb work that karnekussy
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Jul 2, 2023 17:01
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Exchanges long DNA strands with KARNEKS THE DESTROYER
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Excuse me KARNEKS, just wanted to let you know that the sex we are having is quite enjoyable. I'm having a lovely time. KARNEKS: "RRRRRAWWWEGGGHHHHHHHH SEEEXXXTRUCCCTTTIONNNNN!" *I blush* You charmer!
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wow we've been having uninterupted sex for, like, 3 years by now
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I think we need to see other people KARNEK THE RELATIONSHIP DESTROYER.
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