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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:wow we've been having uninterupted sex for, like, 3 years by now Sorry, I was thinking about someone else the whole time.
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I faked all my krabashneks
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Jul 2, 2023 22:03
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Insane how everyone posting in this thread in Jan 2020 died from Covid
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Jul 2, 2023 22:07
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So , uhh , did you cum?
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Jul 2, 2023 22:15
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Is KARNEKS THE DESTROYER a zoomie boy, you want to play fetch? What... the town mayor has been in bed with the entire fire department while secretly embezzling money meant to pay for licensed fireworks?! Quickly KARNEKS THE DESTROYER, see if you can pick up their trail from this used condom.
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Jul 2, 2023 23:24
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He says he's a zweihander. 
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Jestery posted:So , uhh , did you cum? KARNEKS THE DESTROYER certainly did. 
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Jul 2, 2023 23:49
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Poz my neg hole
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he keeps sharpening his dang axe while I'm tryin to suck him off and I'm like my guy I'm giving this my full attention, could you maybe focus a little
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Phlairdon posted:Sorry, I was thinking about someone else the whole time. the agreement was to always think of KARNEKS THE DESTROYER dang it 
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Jul 3, 2023 09:33
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KARNEKS THE DESTROYER destroyed my rear end and that's NO JOKE.
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Jul 3, 2023 23:16
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The sex was pretty okay but he couldn't stop goring his enemies during, it's kinda a turnoff
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Jul 3, 2023 23:38
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KARNEKS more interested in EMOTIONAL INTIMACY. takes KARNEKS long time to FEEL COMFORTABLE in DESTROYER VESSEL with partner, but KARNEKS is WORTH IT
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Jul 4, 2023 00:18
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Alright this is going to far. I'm locking the thread
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Jul 4, 2023 00:19
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Smugworth posted:Alright this is going to far. I'm locking the thread 
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Jul 4, 2023 00:59
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KARNEKS THE DESTROYER likes to gently kiss the nape of my neck, tease my nipples, and softy moan into my ears, all to distract me from his barbed shaft.
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Smugworth posted:Alright this is going to far. I'm locking the thread You just want KARNEKS THE DESTROYER all to yourself, bitch.
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Jul 4, 2023 02:20
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He demanded we use condoms fashioned from the intestines of his slain enemies. I opted to gamble on his pull out game. To date, it's the only one on one competition he ever lost.
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Jul 4, 2023 02:31
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KARNEKS THE DESTROYER insisted we open our relationship but the second I started destroying more pussy than him it was over.
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Jul 4, 2023 02:34
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I keep asking KARNEKS THE DESTROYER to use protection and he insists on anal, calling it "nature's condom." Should I let him take the dirt road home?
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Horace Kinch posted:I keep asking KARNEKS THE DESTROYER to use protection and he insists on anal, calling it "nature's condom." Well, up the bum no babies, but how many HIV asses has he raped before you? Ask him nicely.
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