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 This is the poo poo. Space War Attack recreates a monster invasion movie, like those recent EDF games in which you can summon an air strike, but this time you are the air strike.  The EDF wiki tells me the Japanese title was a reference to a sick-looking '60s sci-fi film.  You don't go to the Moon in the game, but you get goofy GIANT IN-N-NSECTS and other invertebrates laying waste to the Earth, and you pit the planet's best weapons against them: missiles, lasers, and a bomb with a remote detonator. You fly off-brand copies of multiple real planes blended together. You've got a production so cheap they had to choose between having an intro or an outro cutscene in it, but at the same time it was made by a company with experience in the genre. You've got a translation so bad it becomes poetic. You are aimed from behind:     
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505 Games, taking the cast off from everyone else. Although they did handle the publishing for Arma 1 so I can't mock them too much. Also that is certainly a video description.  The same goes for the game.
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Jan 27, 2020 17:08
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Jan 27, 2020 17:33
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AAA! AAA! AAA!
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Jan 27, 2020 17:36
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I agree. This is the poo poo.
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Jan 27, 2020 18:28
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Finally, some good loving AAA. edit: split missiles 
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Jan 27, 2020 18:52
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I'm hoping for a 16 split missile so we can reach true Itano Circus levels.
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Jan 27, 2020 19:09
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"Gracious! My heart is pounding with sensation!" Y'know, this actually looks fun.
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Jan 27, 2020 20:21
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Go dance with the giant insects
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Jan 27, 2020 20:26
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Regrettable that they didn't want to redub all the Japanese voicework for the TV presenters and commenters so the stage 5 loading screen is silent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_PHNKGP-j0
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Jan 27, 2020 22:12
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Amazing Alien Adventures
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Jan 27, 2020 22:30
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If I can still enjoy Ace Combat 2 I bet I can enjoy this.
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Jan 28, 2020 04:05
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Pooh!
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Jan 28, 2020 04:12
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BUT GIANT INSECTS CAN'T FLY [/EDF4]
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Jan 28, 2020 08:27
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"This is your chance to cause as much damage as the aliens." Ah, so it IS an EDF spinoff!
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Jan 28, 2020 14:53
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Veloxyll posted:BUT GIANT INSECTS CAN'T FLY [/EDF4] They look just like us!
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Cooked Auto posted:I'm hoping for a 16 split missile so we can reach true Itano Circus levels. Only if you can launch them four at a time.
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Jan 28, 2020 22:49
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I feel the game would be screaming for mercy at that point.
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Antiquated Attack Armaments? There has to be plenty of puns you can do with AAA here!
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You are Aimed
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Jan 29, 2020 03:42
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The game has a very Annoyingly Alliterative Alias, for one.
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Jan 29, 2020 12:31
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"It looks like Independence Day!"
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Man, the... spectators? Whoever? Sure are getting Angry At Airplanes
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I just noticed that your planes are two seaters. Every time you crash into that spinning ring for TV you kill a back-seat guy as well.
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Any Abbreviation Acceptable
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Altercation Already Assigned
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goatface posted:I just noticed that your planes are two seaters. Every time you crash into that spinning ring for TV you kill a back-seat guy as well. Everything's Acceptable Against Aliens, even if its just for morale.
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Alternative Asshat Aliens
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Alien Aircraft, Aerated
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Anally Alliterated Acronyms
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIyLyq6aBTY
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Aero Afterburner Ace
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Shouldn't the acronym really be AAAF, though?
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Incidentally, are there  
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Say AAA.
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I didn't realise they had a significant DS catalogue, though I guess the interest in localising any of them had dropped off pretty hard by then.
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She said "A disc! It looks like Independence Day"" And I can't break away, I'm aimed behind But there's got to be a weak point On the bug in front of me Through this game of ugliness and greed I see the sun going down They say it's wonderful But all is pooh and nothing good remains We'd run until we're out of fuel You fired until there's nothing left You hit the end, it'll just reload again Hey, come on try a little Nothing is forever There's got to be something better than Space War Attack But me and 505 We put it all together We can render our Art Assets Alright
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We do battle against rocks, and
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You have a really soothing voice and it goes nicely with not-EDF-airplane-time
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Boy, that new plane sure has some Assorted Aircraft Attributes!StrixNebulosa posted:You have a really soothing voice and it goes nicely with not-EDF-airplane-time I like the dramatic readings of the mission titles and manual.
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