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UltraRed posted:https://www.cnbc.com/2020/01/27/cdc...k&ICID=ref_fark 110? Lol poo poo. Rip us all
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Jan 28, 2020 14:33
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Poldarn posted:Hey where does "the unnamed country can only salivate" come from? The great lecher, Rene Chang
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Jan 28, 2020 20:03
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Why the hell would you counterfeit 1 dollar bills? No why
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Jan 28, 2020 21:39
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WarpedNaba posted:Was going to say, if we were the type to cheer on the murder of Chinese then Mao Zedong would be our eternal hero. Somebody said Mao? 
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Jan 29, 2020 20:36
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The White Dragon posted:don quijote has "dont poo poo in the urinals" in various languages but chinese is the only large block font one I was at one of the smaller natural wonders in Austria, and they specifically had ones like these up on the toilets. Smaller font in english, large one in mandarin. Also drawings of "don't squat on the toilet seats". Btw, I was in Rome at the colloseum and the palatine a while ago, and without failure, all the toilet seats in a large radius were ripped off.
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Jan 30, 2020 08:49
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Quite fitting that it's the year of the plague rat
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Jan 30, 2020 10:42
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Official WHO announcement: "Okay, fine, NOW you can panic." Starbucks has closed more than half of its coffee shops in mainland China. Ikea closed all it's mainland stores (no more napping on the beds there). Lufthansa ceased all flights to chinar. Etc. Guess everything is peachy!
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Jan 30, 2020 22:09
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Begs the question "What would Haier have done"
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Jan 30, 2020 22:29
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BrainDance posted:poo poo, how did he pick that up? Breathing
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Jan 31, 2020 12:05
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It's a pretty handy skill tbh, considering that we'll be all Mad Max roawarriors or dead meat in a few years
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Jan 31, 2020 20:04
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"Monopoly of eggs in all of China" has a great ring to it.
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Feb 1, 2020 09:34
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Quick, someone rework that meme with The Rock and Becka "Kay, why do you hate socialism?" "They took my great grandfather's monopoly of eggs in all of China" *Mao looking over the backseath* "drat right we did, Kay you little centipede poo poo"
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Feb 1, 2020 10:20
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LifeSunDeath posted:How do you have weeks+months of stored up food/water. Like do you have a huge bunker and MRE's? How long have you been preparing for this? I think I can fit maybe 2 weeks of food in my pantry/fridge for my house, maximum. That poo poo didn't just happen yesterday.
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Feb 3, 2020 13:48
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Grand Fromage posted:I had those just as a normal thing anyway. And avoided the bad MREs. You had cinese MREs? Lol
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Feb 3, 2020 21:23
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:Steve, a man who did not get sick from eating a can of beef literally from the Boer War, became violently ill from PLA rations. The MRE guy on youtube had some, and meant that they were the worst MREs that he ever had.
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Feb 4, 2020 07:58
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Man, I bet Haier has some plague-time plunge stories to tell now. Ah nah, he's probably shacked up with Chaoshan girl somewhere in Germany, running a facemask and desinfectant hustle on the side.
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Feb 5, 2020 14:52
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D-Pad posted:I mean I saw a ~3 year old poo poo in a bucket his mom was carrying around in the bread aisle of whatever that big french supermarket chain is in Shanghai 2008. That's a pretty handy approach, if you're faced with ultra disgusting bathrooms and toddler bowel movements
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Feb 5, 2020 18:38
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Atopian posted:Certainly not if ayis are involved That sounds very familiar...
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Feb 6, 2020 09:02
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Uncle Xi is gonna deliver an whoooole lot of aid blankets to the uyghurs
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Feb 6, 2020 19:36
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Just appoint a rando kid as the new Panchen doctor and move on. That's some high level chinathread posting there
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Feb 7, 2020 23:44
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The Pangolin strikes back
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Feb 10, 2020 21:52
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Grand Fromage posted:Also to no one's surprise all the emergency hospitals are just a shitload of beds all crammed together in open areas with no way to quarantine sections and no hygiene equipment, so they're basically a bunch of warehouses designed to make sure everyone in them gets infected. "China built a hospital in 10 days"
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Feb 11, 2020 08:11
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Chomp8645 posted:Intellectual Property Man. A new hero for the modern world. I'd rather be visited by Baiju man
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Feb 11, 2020 21:25
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Stink Billyums posted:good news! My FIL chugged that instead of chemo to fight his throat cancer. He was dead within 4 months.
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Feb 12, 2020 21:18
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Mistle posted:I seem to recall the horse meat incident from a while ago where "surprise, IKEA meatballs may contain horse meat!" was a thing that made people mad in the EU and US because eating cows was fine but murdering my little pony for Swedish deliciousness was verboten. China IKEA posted a response something along the lines of "We don't use imported horse meat, we use Chinese meat" and suddenly they were very unpopular with Chinese people because China doesn't have a problem with horse meat, but "Chinese meat" had that very bad connotation of "it was a living thing once, whatever it was" Trivia, there's a german thing called Pferdeleberkäse, which literally translates to "Horse liver cheese" Have a nice day, my friends.
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Feb 13, 2020 11:14
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moment from a past China thread 
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Chomp8645 posted:Never forget Brazilian garbage-fired pizza. Is that a weird euphemism for some sex-stuff?
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Feb 15, 2020 08:09
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Blistex posted:Took the quick way down some stairs this morning and broke my left Scapula. My mother in law was shocked that the following didn't happen. (her first time seeing a western hospital's ER process) Hope you had some hot water
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Feb 16, 2020 08:14
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Boiled Water posted:3.6 million infected. Not great also not terrible How many people does each case infect in return in average? 6?
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Feb 17, 2020 12:44
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oohhboy posted:The replication number(r0) is estimated about 4+. Flu is 1.28. I enjoy seeing "But flu kills way more people each year! Clearly all this worry is purely based on racism" - articles
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Feb 17, 2020 16:41
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When I worked for an ISP, they had the bright idea to build one of the main 2.4 radio links (that connected to something like 20 or 30 local transmitters and some thousand or so customers on them) over one of the major rivers in europe. For some *mysterious* reason, there'd be frequent, massive packet loss for everyone hanging on them, that these idiots at the wireless controll couldn't make sense of. Until they loving noticed that since it's going over a river, there's ships passing through that shot down the whole main link with their radar, radio etc. The whole system of transmitters was in the mountainous countryside of a german speaking country. They outsourced the on-site support to local radio techs and electricians, only the transmitters were supported by the provider, with predictable results. I can't even start to describe that stuff. Duct tape installation of antennas, bouncing signals over roofs, mounting antennas facing walls - INDOORS lol, drunk techs, boar attacks, mounting a bridge inside a metal breaker box in the basement, avalances, fires, drunk tractor drivers taking down stuff, transmitters freezing, woodpecker attacks on antennas, not repairing transmitters and not telling the remaining customers on there for months because there's too few of them left to justify that etc. Man, everybody HATED that system with a passion. We had normal cable to support too, that was in a similar area, and in no way resembling this ultra cursed product. By the time they switched to 5 GHz, the customer base had evaporated, and only then things worked passable. I guess the takeaway is, it's really expensive to get decent coverage in a hilly/mountainous area, and without a government building and maintaining infrastructure, you're out of luck in any place that isn't densely populated. That stuff constantly breaks down. It's like a countryside miasma that grinds down the wireless infrastructure.
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Feb 17, 2020 21:16
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Hey, can we get a reprise of the "by 2020" china edition?
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Feb 17, 2020 22:02
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oohhboy posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh8QYoD0n2s Being the instructor must be funny. You KNOW that this will happen eventually. Every dude that goes up there to throw might blow your balls off
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Feb 18, 2020 21:21
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oohhboy posted:They don't look like stick nades. I think they are Russian F1 like grenades. A sleeve would be a very bad idea as you wouldn't know when it would release. Probably old stock knockoffs of RDG-33
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Feb 19, 2020 07:24
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Despera posted:Mao's son getting napalmed by the good old usa because he was hungry is my favorite mao story
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Feb 23, 2020 10:01
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No post 90s beauties, only pestilence. Hey btw, China has a natural reservoir of the black plague. Go look it up.
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Feb 26, 2020 11:07
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Chinese local officials force people to drink disinfectantl Not worse than baijiu
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Mar 1, 2020 18:11
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Ehhhh an economic crisis and pestilence. Yay
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Mar 1, 2020 20:39
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Magna Kaser posted:this kind of poo poo is common in rural china. people forget the party doesn't have complete control like they think and a lot of very rural parts of china are basically the loving wild west with local governors doing crazy poo poo which is often super duper bad and harmful, esp. now when virus has people spooked. These stories always strike me like an almighty bureaucrat at the top makes a cynical joke, and his lackeys aren't really sure if taking it literally or not is the one that sends them to the gulag. So they go with the save option and take it literally, killing a shitload of people
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BrigadierSensible posted:Don't think that China has the monopoly on "bullshit traditional cures" stuff. Goading a bunch of religious weirdo facists into eating literal poo poo...that's....good?
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Mar 3, 2020 18:11
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