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Warbadger
Jun 17, 2006

Blistex posted:

While it might have been run by triads, that's just how hotel/massage parlour prostitution works in higher-end places in China.

Yep. Not even an especially aggressive instance of it. On a ~30 minute walk to the bund in Shanghai through the fancy downtown area with all the high end stores myself and a coworker were propositioned by over 25 pimps, only counting the ones mentioning sex instead of stopping at the "pretty girl massage" bit. It was surreal watching pimps beeline through the crowd toward us right in front of a loving Prada.

Warbadger fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Jan 31, 2020

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Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

How often does r/sino permaban people? Has anyone ever successfully countered their whataboutism? Must be really godamn annoying.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Grouchio posted:

How often does r/sino permaban people? Has anyone ever successfully countered their whataboutism? Must be really godamn annoying.

It’s a government backed echo chamber subreddit. And not quarantined unlike the Donald

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Grand Fromage posted:

post the most 8 pix u got



https://youtu.be/Wdhy2tzyrfk

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Grouchio posted:

How often does r/sino permaban people? Has anyone ever successfully countered their whataboutism? Must be really godamn annoying.

I tried posting the CCPS bullshit "143" deaths from the flu but nobody took the bait.

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

hakimashou posted:

If you are in China you should leave and if you're planning to go, you shouldn't.

I'm gonna stay cuz if this is what kills me it makes for an interesting death.

I'll stay until my ramen runs out.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

BrainDance posted:

I'm gonna stay cuz if this is what kills me it makes for an interesting death.

I'll stay until my ramen runs out.

I had a friend who died of a respiratory infection in China it wasn’t cool!

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

hakimashou posted:

I had a friend who died of a respiratory infection in China it wasn’t cool!

poo poo, how did he pick that up?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Grouchio posted:

How often does r/sino permaban people? Has anyone ever successfully countered their whataboutism? Must be really godamn annoying.

I got perma’d in one post there, it ruled.

Just say anything about tianamen square and how killing protestors is bad and BAM, perma.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

BrainDance posted:

poo poo, how did he pick that up?

Breathing

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

oh poo poo I do that

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


BrainDance posted:

oh poo poo I do that

We all better stop just in case!

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Posting in the most inauspicious page 9 my filial piety is lacking for having missed great luck #8. I have lost much face

Except for everyone who posts after me will have lost even greater face for posting even further from page 8 ha ha ha

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
the further i post from page 8 the nearer i post to page 88

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

2019 China: "This is killing!"
2020 China: Hold my beer and watch this...

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007


A buddy of mine told me once how his uncle from mainland china immigrated here to work in his family's restaurant.

Said buddy, who is by all means americanized, watched in shock as his uncle took out the trash, grabbed a rock, clocked a pigeon in the head, and started cleaning it in the kitchen to make a quick snack.

When asked WTF he was doing, the uncle replied something along the lines of "easy meal cause the pigeons here are dumb enough not to fly away from humans"

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

hakimashou posted:

I had a friend who died of a respiratory infection in China it wasn’t cool!

Made a thread about a coworker in China who was feeling like poo poo, was having pain/trouble breathing, went to the hospital, and they told him he had cancer in both of his lungs, that one needed to come out immediately, and he'd be dead in about 2-3 months.

He flew back to Swamp Germany and they gave him some antibiotics for his infection.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


hakimashou posted:

I had a friend who died of a respiratory infection in China it wasn’t cool!

Hey me too. But an acquaintance at work not friend.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

This is my last night in India proper, and everything has been going very smoothly. No real good stories to share in a Haier fashion. So we are going to out last dinner in Kochi, and we never really did any city driving, mostly in the country. We had a great time on mountain roads on 4x4s, and I got carsick driving down those mountains after because we were going very fast and the curves were very tight. So now we are driving in Koch suburbs in some very tight roads. I guess that's the thing about India: every road was full of blind curves and every property has high walls right at the road. Cars need to be small to work here. But we are driving in a Hyundai crossover: fine in the abstract...not good here. After several turns, the car in front of us stops dead in a turn: HONK. Hooonk. HONK HOOONK. A honking battle begins between sides, each unwilling to go back and make room for the other to squeeze through. After about a minute of this, five large dudes get out of the car in front of us and start jawing with the other car. Scooters and bikes are piling up around us, then a couple families walking through to round it out. About 25 people around us. But nothing bad happens: everyone outside starts directing traffic to figure out how to get out of the snarl. We and the car in front back up, letting two cars and a truck through. We then try to go through the turn and a van almost hits us. the van though immediately, at great speed, backs up down the block to let us through.

The more fun story is going on the airport tomorrow with a wife whose got a cold, which I think I'm also coming down with. Can't wait for extra screening trying to get back home.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Blistex posted:

Made a thread about a coworker in China who was feeling like poo poo, was having pain/trouble breathing, went to the hospital, and they told him he had cancer in both of his lungs, that one needed to come out immediately, and he'd be dead in about 2-3 months.

He flew back to Swamp Germany and they gave him some antibiotics for his infection.

What the gently caress. Do they not biopsy poo poo over there before they just start cutting our lungs?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Ugly In The Morning posted:

What the gently caress. Do they not biopsy poo poo over there before they just start cutting our lungs?

Lungs lose resale value when you take chunks out of them hth

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Ugly In The Morning posted:

What the gently caress. Do they not biopsy poo poo over there before they just start cutting our lungs?

Wealth beyond measure

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Ugly In The Morning posted:

What the gently caress. Do they not biopsy poo poo over there before they just start cutting our lungs?

He was a chain-smoking whore monger who spend every cent he had on beer, darts, and hookers. He was feeling like poo poo for a week, finally went to the biggest hospital in Shenyang and was told that he had lunger cancer after an xray. They said he would be dead by the end of the week or something like that if he didn't loose a lung, and that would buy him another 2 months (hard to remember). The expected bill for the procedure was something pretty massive as well. His school bought him a ticket, he went back to Europe, got treated for an infection, and never came back to his wife and child in China.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
This was from a previous China thread yeah?

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Kharnifex posted:

This was from a previous China thread yeah?

While I did mention it in a previous China thread, I originally posted a thread about Mike's adventures in China. I can't find it in the archives, but it was something like, "Mike says don't get sick in China".

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


The CDC has announced that everybody who arrived in the US from China two days ago ... should be quarantined today.

https://twitter.com/CDCgov/status/1223312319205249024

Um. I'm sure that'll help.

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

Arsenic Lupin posted:

The CDC has announced that everybody who arrived in the US from China two days ago ... should be quarantined today.

Brit response is a bit better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVgqCB_sM3o

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

So did eating anything predate the 60s or was this like how everyone who didn't push forward in line starved to death?

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Bip Roberts posted:

So did eating anything predate the 60s or was this like how everyone who didn't push forward in line starved to death?

Around that time, you had a choice of 'eat anything you catch, no matter how gross' and dying of famine.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
It's a pretty handy skill tbh, considering that we'll be all Mad Max roawarriors or dead meat in a few years

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Bip Roberts posted:

So did eating anything predate the 60s or was this like how everyone who didn't push forward in line starved to death?

It's a complex question. Usually the "lol they eat everything!" comes from people from countries that really have a very limited range of animal foods compared to what's normal around the world. The variety of normal animals to eat in the US is tiny. Pigs, cows, chickens, salmon, turkey... uh. Like even tame options such as lamb and duck are unusual. People in Asia have always had a much broader range of things.

There's also differences inside China. Chinese themselves make fun of the Cantonese for eating everything, and the Cantonese are like "gently caress yeah bro if it moves put it in my mouth", so.

People will eat anything in a famine, but that famine food isn't around anymore. There are restaurants for old people to feel nostalgia and eat grass clippings or whatever, but the stuff people actually eat is either post or pre famine. If you look in a Sichuan cookbook from 2020 and one from 1920, for example, a lot of it is the same.

The Clitoris
Jan 29, 2020

Finding it makes all of your dreams come true
Are the birds nests a famine food? I don't know how else you end up trying to eat one

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Cambodia is the same thanks to the Khmer rouge

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


No, those are a luxury food. They're the same "expensive and flavorless show off order" category as shark's fin.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
Some of it is just cultural, right? Like during the siege of Paris, everybody ate the zoo animals, but that's not why French people eat horses, eg.

Or sort of the opposite how lobsters used to be boiled and canned as prison food because nobody in that era would choose to eat them.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Yeah that's what I'm saying. People in East Asia eat a whole lot of stuff that isn't as common in the west anymore. I miss it, a lot of that stuff is delicious. There was also a trend in the west for decades of rejecting things like stewed pig's feet as food for filthy peasants, and it's starting to come back since it's good.

Of course there's also poo poo like sea cucumber or sea squirt which uh, nah.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I'm constantly caught off guard by how limited the range of "normal" food is to a large chunk of americans. Like loving lamb is a weird exotic foreign food to many. Lamb?? No thanks I don't eat ethnic food.

Like I get not wanting to eat some weird giant insect roasted on a stick. But like practically spitting out food in shock when you learn it's lamb or bison or deer or something that isn't one of the 3 official meats is weird as hell.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


I had a housemate once who walked into the kitchen, glanced into the fruit bowl, and in the voice of Lady Macbeth, said, "Plums?!?!? We never ate plums in my household."

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



So is user 'stephenthinkpad' just another whatever7/tino alt, or is he somebody else who just happens to write a lot like him and registered the day after whatever7 got banned?

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


The amount of trouble I have to go through and money I have to drop to get a loving duck in this country is criminal.

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