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Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Mozi posted:

clearly as the person died the only problem was that he did not ingest enough of the immortality potion

Hypothesis : if your body is mostly Mercury, isn't immortality achieved already?

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Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Pham Nuwen posted:

I wear Indian jackets and kurtas sometimes and they look pretty goddamn good. Most are so heavily embroidered or patterned that you would seriously stand out except at an Indian wedding or other event (which is where I wear them). The Nehru jacket/vest, though, can work most places.

I did not know Steven Seagal was a Goon. It makes sense tho

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Strategic Tea posted:

Even though the EU is very popular in the States (because it is at odds with Euro right wingers), it is a totally spineless organisation that stands for convenience and not rocking the boat above all.

See also the Russia-Germany gas pipeline (gently caress Ukraine right?) l, and the total surrender of democracy in Turkey in a deal to divert Mediterranian migrants there, where I'm sure they are very well treated and never heard from again.

See also : Vaccine distribution via EU bureaucracy. Now nobody has enough Vaccines,instead of only some countries.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Gargamel Gibson posted:

Come back, Haier.

No, in my head he and Chaoshan Girl finally found each other and have a gaggle of kids,who will continue his plunging legacy.

Jack-Off Lantern fucked around with this message at 12:40 on Jan 25, 2021

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

I asked ChatGPT to write me a lovesong about Chaoshan Girl and Haier


quote:

(Verse 1)
In a land where the rivers flow,
There's a love that's destined to grow,
Chaoshan Girl with eyes of jade,
Found her love in the misty glade.

(Chorus)
Haier's arms, her sweet embrace,
In his love, she finds her grace,
Together they'll dance through life's whirl,
Forever bound, Chaoshan Girl and her Haier.

(Verse 2)
In the twilight's gentle hue,
Their love shines bright, forever true,
Through laughter, tears, and joyful sighs,
Their love, like stars, illuminates the skies.

(Chorus)
Haier's arms, her sweet embrace,
In his love, she finds her grace,
Together they'll dance through life's whirl,
Forever bound, Chaoshan Girl and her Haier.

(Bridge)
Through fields of green and oceans deep,
Their love's a treasure they'll forever keep,
Hand in hand, they'll face each day,
Together they'll find their own sweet way.

(Chorus)
Haier's arms, her sweet embrace,
In his love, she finds her grace,
Together they'll dance through life's whirl,
Forever bound, Chaoshan Girl and her Haier.

(Outro)
So let their love forever shine,
Like a beacon in the darkest night,
Chaoshan Girl and Haier, hand in hand,
Their love's a journey, oh so grand.

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