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Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

5000 years of New thread openings, no why

Good work OP!

# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 09:46

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 11:57

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

GoutPatrol posted:

Taiwan#1

Anyway my India trip is going well, in many places we stop to eat at, if they have menus, have "American Chop Suey" and "Chinese Chop Suey" on the menus. I have not asked what they are.

Also we are staying in a village outside of Munnar, we go to the only health clinic in the village. We're traveling with someone who used to work there as the pharmacist, he was there four years and it seems like we just get stopped everywhere we go to chat with people who know him. So when we are there he says "so what pills you want" and I say I'm having some heartburn. So we go into the pharmacy and get some pills for that and some other generics. All treatment and medicine there is free. Ohhh, the horrors of socialized medicine!

In India, 2 minute noodles/ instant ramen are very popular and quite alot of food vendors sell them under names like chop suey etc

# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 12:12

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

We come in piss, Outlander

# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 21:24

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 23:52

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Makes me wonder if it's true

# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 23:59

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Bystander syndrome has spread to Australia,

# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 04:13

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Hopefully Finnish bog medicine will stave off corona

# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 12:57

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

This was from a previous China thread yeah?

# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 19:09

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Cambodia is the same thanks to the Khmer rouge

# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 20:24

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

I hate horses, but goddamn are they delicious, especially as sashimi/tartare

# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 01:49

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 08:56

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

What did lushsux do to anger so many goons?

*Edit nevermind, thanks cs

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 12:26

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

I thought you had paigau fever? No it's just a gambling problem.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 17:45

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

The unnamed wireless connection can only salivate

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.da...9ed1d384c6da75d

# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 03:07

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

The PLA rations seem to make the MRE guy sick every time.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 19:10

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Ugly In The Morning posted:

I don’t think he got sick from the one that was mostly dense bricks. He did have to chew for like a minute per bite on those though.

I might need to re-watch it, but I think he got sick.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 19:23

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

That's definitely rancid

# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 19:33

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

I think eqyptian honey or beer might be the oldest thing people consumed?

# ¿ Feb 4, 2020 02:41

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Ok beaten by a stone club!

# ¿ Feb 4, 2020 03:23

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

The Korean mre's seem pretty interesting, given how lame and sameish Korean food is in general

# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 03:53

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Just a reminder, Korea is simply Japan but made in China.

Uncle Xi's drone got corona virus.

https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2020-02-05/secret-chinese-delegation-visited-cambodian-naval-base/11928184

# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 07:09

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

GotLag posted:

A lovely knock-off with a chip on its shoulder

Thanks, it's insane that people need to be reminded.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 13:14

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

The toilets at Ueno station were legendary, Tokyo craigslist had years worth of insane ramblings about them, it's a shame they were not preserved for future generations to read about Ueno cock suckers.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2020 05:10

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

GoutPatrol posted:

googling "Ueno toilet stall" and "Ueno cock suckers" didn't get me anywhere so I'd like to know more.

Yeah it's really sad that no one documented it.

I think it was someone who had issues, or several people, writing page long rants about Ueno cocksuckers, and the male toilets at Ueno station.

Some were pretty hilarious, like advertising the toilet block as an accommodation and the fees being cocksucking.

Perhaps it was a beat and the guy stumbled on something?

The English was slightly off too, so I'm thinking it may have been an expat from a non English speaking country or a native.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2020 09:57

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Camping in Japanese campgrounds is terrible, they do this crazy wake up call poo poo and March people out.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2020 14:45

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Your flight cannot land, safety critical issue on tarmac : hurt feelings

https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/australians-head-for-darwin-quarantine-christmas-island-full-20200207-p53ysc.html

# ¿ Feb 7, 2020 20:17

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Classic Harvey Norman, can't wait till Old Mrs Bing Lee finally kills him.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2020 13:21

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Save the species, or wipe them out due to hurt feelings.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2020 23:58

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

poverty goat posted:

it's unfortunate but i think the humans have to go

Yes, it's for the best

# ¿ Feb 9, 2020 01:07

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

# ¿ Feb 9, 2020 10:28

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Probably fake as it's newscorp

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/h...b144f4cbbc4d807

# ¿ Feb 9, 2020 22:18

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Agreed just bury the whole hi speed train line

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 08:25

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Horse meats my all time fave meat. Death to horses!

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 10:50

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

While sitting in prisoner produced chairs that dissolve in water

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 11:05

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

I don't think butchers in Australia can sell horse meat except in Western Australia

It's really annoying, so goat is my go to.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 06:39

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Shaocaholica posted:

I’ve eaten human.

I too, am gay

# ¿ Feb 16, 2020 10:25

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Atlas Hugged posted:

This is probably the best opportunity ever to visit Angkor Wat.

Holy poo poo, this and stay in a four star hotel without wumaos stealing your chair and food after you struggle to get something from the buffet

# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 01:28

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

I find yobbo Australians when drunk, the most dangerous animal to ever be encountered when angry.

Chinese are just super rude and annoying in comparison

Psst, wanna buy some blackmarket toilet rolls?

Kharnifex fucked around with this message at 09:43 on Feb 17, 2020

# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 07:42

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

My hand is up holding a toilet roll

# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 09:59

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 11:57

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Cow Bazooka is definitely Cambodia, and you will not be able to hit a barn with the quality of the weapons they have.

There's the awesome myth of meeting the American guy who threw the pin on the grenade and blew his leg off as well you will always meet someone who actually met him

# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 03:50

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